Chris Pioli

@cpioli.bsky.social

1255 Followers 2723 Following

Gameplay Engineer and Game Designer. Loves Nintendo, Square-Enix, Sony, Jedi, Muppets, and cooking! Opinions are my own and do not represent my employers!

A screen capture from a smartphone displaying the Chrome Browser , whose current tab is set to https://www.reddit.com. the regular reddit web page is inaccessible and covered with an ad for the reddit application for smartphones. This means a person is unable to access the reddit site through their smartphone unless they exclusively use the Reddit Application, which is ridiculous!
A beastwoman - presumably a horse - is writing out a mathematical proof while sitting sideways in a classroom chair, giving the observer ample view of her curves as she leans forward to scribble her answer. The answer is inside the box on the lower-left corner. Only experienced mathematicians, evolutionary biologists, and similar people of culture would understand its significance, its brilliant simplicity.
A snippet from mural 15 in the slav epic, painted by Macha in the 1920's. A young man can be seen in the right half of the photo, whose stare burrows into your soul.
The actor who wore the Boba Fett costume in Return of the Jedi's Hutt scenes has taken off his helmet and is chatting with the dancers in-between takes.
My result from a uquiz titled "What kind of white guy are you?" My result: "Male Model Guy / Hollywood Heartthrob Guy", with a remark below that reads "I see your clear manicure, stubble, and mascara" At the top is an image of a man with frosted tips. Amazingly if I worked out, I'd look better than him?
(Copied from the Square-Enix website) The Final Fantasy Tactics Collector Box, which features five carefully crafted items housed inside a beautifully designed Special Art Box, all created to commemorate the release of the game! Special Art Box Ramza Beoulve Figure (Akademy Version) Zodiac Stones Acrylic Art Set Chocobo Mini Plush set Pop-up Art - “Outlying Church” Art Sheet Set
Shiny Starmie ex from Pokemon TCG Pocket
Obelix in center, with his pup Dogmatrix and his friend Asterix.
A picture of Asterix, with his big nose, fluffy mustache, and wing cap!
My Threes high score of 202,380! 1 768 3 192 12 96 192 3072 3 24 2 24 1 48 6 2
Chris Pioli exaggerating the fatty deposits in his face to look silly.
A game of Threes whose score is exactly 24,000 points. 6 12 48 768 1 96 192 48 3 12 24 96 2 6 12 3
A pull from Pokemon TCG Pocket's Triumphant Light expansion. 1x Gengar 1x Clefable 3x Houndour Yes it really DOES happen!
John Romero corrects Sandy Petersen in a quoted tweet. Sandy Petersen's tweet "Okay looky here whippersnapper. I WROTE the original Doom backstory. First off, it's not genocide to blow demons back to Hell. Second, well ... I got nkthing else. You hit the nail on t..." John clarifies saying "Hi Sandy. I hope you're doing well. However, you are incorrect. @ThatTomHall wrote the story for DOOM long before you joined id in September 1993, nine months into production. Summarizing Tom's story in two sentences does not equal writing the DOOM story. Not by a long shot." John clearly omitted his mic drop.
A screen capture from reddit. The subject is "Australia's oldest man (110) spent his last days knitting sweaters for injured penguins." Below it is three photographs. The top photograph is a group of six penguins walking side-by-side in knitted sweaters of various colors and designs. The photo in the bottom left is an up-close pic of two penguins being fitted with their sweaters. The photo in the bottom right is of our 110 year old knitting man, holding a sweater in production, of a teal color.
Sora in his outfit from Kingdom Hearts III
Asymmetric Games liked your post (20 minutes before the screen was captured), which reads "So basically, a less wordy, 3d West of Loathing." Asymmetric Games is the studio that developed West of Loathing... ^^;;;
A picture of Dialga ex three stars card from the latest booster ppacks in Pokemon TCG Pocket: Space-Time Smackdown
Laughing husky holding a stuffed toy.
A Pokémon Trading Card Game vending machine!
A screenshot of Pokemon TCG Pocket of an emblem, a green badge indicating the player has obtained the highest rank in the Mythical Island SP Emblem Event
The laughing husky meme picture, but with no text.
The image used in the laughing husky meme, a smiling husky looks to the side, away from the camera, holding a stuffed toy in its paws.
A Pokemon TCG Vending Machine Currently out of service
An image of Craig from South Park. It's his meme, with the following text. Top: "If there were a ban on Twitter-X links across all of Reddit" Bottom: "I would be so happy." Found on /r/adviceanimals
Tweeted argument between one Lindsey Pelas and a man identifying himself as John Steele. John Steele's remarks are peculiar and overly generalized though. For instance... "And there's really not a lot any of us can do about the horrible things that happen in the world. There's a lot of bad in the world. But there's a kot more good in the world. Stop lumping the good with the bad and stand up for what's right." Like wtf?
Screen capture of Chris's Card Collection in Pokémon TCG Pocket. 1 Promo Moltres EX (unique art), 1 Promo Pikachu, 5 Promo Snivy, 1 Promo Volcarona, 7 Promo Blastoise, 1 Promo Eevee, and 2 Promo Cinccino. Out of 16 cards I have gotten, 7 of them are the main card in the Blastoise Card Event! 😱
The Vagrant Story title screen!
The four members of Star Wolf after recovering from their loss to Star Fox. Wolf has a bunch of bandages on his face. Leon has a cyborg eye. Pigma has a new cranium. Andrew has a pair of cybernetic eyes from a visor.
Chewy chocolate ginger cookies resting on a cooling tray above a granite countertop. The cookies are chocolate and covered in granulated sugar.
Seventeen or so cookies - brown from the cocoa and molasses, with semisweet chocolate chips and granulated sugar - are laying on top of a cooling tray of a brown marble countertop. In the upper-left you can also notice part of the poster's index finger.😖
A photograph of what looks to be a Pokemon vending machine. At the top is a giant backlit Pokeball. Below that is a flat monitor displaing text, a url, a qr code, and an image of a Pikachu laying on top of a Snorlax. Below that is an opening for goods to be retrieved from the vending machine. To the right of the monitor is an interface to insert money.
My Nintendo Yearly Review, displaying my "Gaming Style" - up top is my user icon and a circle/donut graph representing my most preferred genres - Action (38%), Puzzle (22%), and Adventure (18%). Below that it displays my most played games of 2024, which are Hades, Balatro, and Picross S9 Lastly, it displays the number of games I have played (37) and the total cumulative hours I have played games on my Nintendo Switch this year (807). Wow! Incredible!
The Pokémon cards from a new pack in Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket. By sliding your finger in any direction you can tilt the cards and see their borders. The borders of this pack indicate it contains three "regular cards" whose rarity are between 1 and 3 diamonds, and most significantly 2 cards which could be 4 diamonds, 1 - 3 stars, or even crown (ie rarest) rarity! That sure is lucky! XD The first card is a one diamond Magnemite, btw.
Taylor Tomlinson in mid-pose with an unusual face and smile, captured from a YouTube short titled "we listen and we don't judge". She looks like a middle-aged woman watching her shipper fantasy come true on her favorite soap opera.
South Park citizen, laid off construction worker, and angry mob inciter Darryl Weathers wears a mean grin behind the podium at a public meeting hall. Above his head is the words "They ATE OUR DOGS" in a white Arial font.
A squirrel found a humongous acorn and grabbed it, lying flat on its stomach arms stretched out trying to get a firm hold. The acorn is far too big for the little squirrel to carry home, though. Primarily because it is made of wood. Did I forget to mention that? Yes it is a giant wood statue of an acorn. But I doubt the squirrel knows.
A screencapture from a mobile phone It shows a secret mission in Pokemon TCG Pocket titled "Genetic Apex Museum 1 (Mewtwo)" and displays 8 illustration cards Bulbasaur, Cubone, Golbat, Weezing, Dragonite, Pigeot, Ditto, and Porygon When you collect those you receive the following rewards 36x Wonder Hourglasses 12x Pack Hourglasses 10x Shopping Tickets Get the rewards by collecting those 8 cards. There must be more secret missions out there!
A screen capture of my Pokemon TCG Pocket profile page, including my username Solar, Emblems, level, and profile picture - a chubby Pikachu!
The box art for Octopath Traveler II The eight heroes sit around a campfire in the nighttime surrounded by firs and sitting under a cloudless night sky filled with stars!
The Star Wars Rogue Squadron II box art! Five X-Wing and two Y-Wing starfighters escape the exploding Death Star!
The Kingdom Hearts 1 disc art. In Hollow Bastion, Kairi sits on a roof ledge, behind her Donald and Goofy carry their weapons on the same rooftop, looking towards the left. Above Goofy is Riku, letting his keyblade rest on his shoulder while facing in the opposite direction (right) as the other characters. Lastly Sora sits atop a gargoyle, positioned higher than the other four characters, draped by light of the heart shaped moon (the aforementioned Kingdom Hearts), facing the left and holding the Kingdom Key in his right hand, arms at rest.
Get to know my game taste. For every like, I will post one game I love ♡
You see that? Down below? Above the Feedback button? That's a hidden menu, it is! How do you reach it! You scroll downwards! It's scrollable, and there you will find...
Smooshed face
A man and woman are standing next to each other in a bedroom. Through the window you can see a man gardening. Behind them is a picture of two couples on beach holiday...
The box MoM gave to Luxu at the end of Kingdom Hearts X Back Cover. Dirt-ridden and in bad need of a wash, with a subtitle below that reads "I hope you like long stories..."
A pretty little bunny rabbit. Sitting on concrete and curled up. Below it is a line of text. It reads "i am full of violent rage" And it perfectly describes my sentiments towards Comcast.