U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 20d #Recall: Winco Fireworks International Roman Candles 8 Shot Fireworks; The recalled fireworks can malfunction, and shots can blow out the side of the tube, posing a risk of serious injury from explosion and burn hazards. Get refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
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how is one supposed to dispose of defective explosive? take it to the fire dept?
This is what Nero was fiddling about
Dear everyone. Please be careful.
I'd assumed the CPSC didn't do this kind of woke recall anymore. Real 'Mericans will be using Winco roman candles exclusively on their parading boats this 4th.
Expected behavior: Explodes Observed behavior: Explodes undesirably
And yet somehow illustrates the state of the union come July 4th
Ok so don't use these on birthday cakes, got it
I’ll be totally honest with you, I’m surprised you still exist. I mean, a government agency notifying the public of dangerous products from corporations??? Do they still do that? This administration?
Fun for the entire family.
Which is also why you should never hold a Roman candle even though people constantly hold Roman candles.