Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜

@cptkando.bsky.social

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Streamer, marketing wizard, games goblin. https://linktr.ee/cptkando Looking for work, hit me up if you're in need of a veteran games marketer. Credits: Guild Wars 2, WildStar, Blade & Soul, The Elder Scrolls Online, Fallout 4, EVE: Online, OSRS + more

An image of YouTube shorts showing Layna Lazar looking at he camera coquettishly next to an image of Abby the Borzoi giving a very similar pose.
a cropped Image of Mayor Elect Zohran Mamdani's press release showing a cropped headline stating "The Mayor-elect has opened a portal"
Tomorrow's front cover of the NEw York Post showing Zohran Mamdani as a communist with red scare imagery.
New York City, you listen to me! If you're near a convenience store right now—any type of 24 hour store—go into the store right now, and put your hand in the cash register for no reason!! Their money is your money... as of right now!
An image of Zohran Mamdani from DecisionDesk HQ projecting him as the winner of the NYC Mayoral Race
A picture of cptkando in a hospital bed. He is wearing a hospital gown and smiles at the camera.
An elevator mirror selfie of cptkando he is in grey short pyjamas and is displaying his cannula like he’s showing off a fancy watch because you gotta get your laughs somewhere right?
A photograph of cptkando’s covered legs on a hospital bed. The bed is partially surrounded by a plastic screen. An apron dispenser can be seen on the wall within this area. The scene itself is quite bright
The Jojo meme where they're jumping a dude
Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump Based on the lack of respect that China has shown to the World's Markets, I am hereby raising the Tariff charged to China by the United States of America to 125%, effective immediately. At some point, hopefully in the near future, China will realize that the days of ripping off the U.S.A., and other Countries, is no longer sustainable or acceptable. Conversely, and based on the fact that more than 75 Countries have called Representatives of the United States, including the Departments of Commerce, Treasury, and the USTR, to negotiate a solution to the subjects being discussed relative to Trade, Trade Barriers, Tariffs, Currency Manipulation, and Non Monetary Tariffs, and that these Countries have not, at my strong suggestion, retaliated in any way, shape, or form against the United States, I have authorized a 90 day PAUSE, and a substantially lowered Reciprocal Tariff during this period, of 10%, also effective immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter! 213 ReTruths 675 Likes Apr 09, 2025, 1:18 PM
A screenshot from BBC news stating Marine Le Pen has been banned from running for office for 5 years and will not be able to run in the 2027 presidential elections
Max, a black and white rat terrier tucked up in bed with his head on a pillow and his body half covered with a duvet
a photograph of CptKando stood in his hallway. He is wearing a Hunter x Hunter T-shirt with a cream shirt over it, jeans and Air force Ones.
A social media post from Donald Trump on Truth Social. "A statement from President Donald J Trump "we had a very meaningful meeting in the White House today. Much was learned that could never be understood without conversation under such fire and pressure. It's amazing waht comes out through emotuon, and i have determined that President Zelenskyy is not ready for Peace is America is involved, because he feels our involvement gives him a big advantage in negotiations. I don't want advantage, I want PEACE. He disrespected the United States of America in its cherished Oval Office. He can come back when he is ready for peace"
A diagram of the improvised weapon used to assasinate Shinzo Abe
A Tweet from the House Judiciary GOP claiming to be a link to the Epstein files. A community note is below informing people that the link directs to a Rickroll.
an image of Luigi Mangione in court in a buleltproof best and shackled, flanked by several police officers
A snippet on a report from the Philadelphia fire department: "After our fire marshal spoke to the driver of the vehicle, who escaped unharmed, thankfully, it was determined that it was an accidental fire,” said Rachel Cunningham, a spokesperson for the Philadelphia Fire Department. “I don't have information on what caused it or what the accident was, but there's no suspicion of foul play.”
Amanda Tapping as Samantha Carter from Stargate SG-1
Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley
Alice Krige as Jessica Atreides in Children of Dune
Terry Farrell as Jadzia Dax from Star Trek Deep Space 9
Claudia Christian as Susan Ivanova from Babylon 5
A Rodger Young corvette from Starship Troopers exiting spacedock
An SA-43 Hammerhead from Space: Above and Beyond
A close image of an Omega class destroyer from Babylon 5. Two others of the same class are in the background ahead of Mars (planet)
The Andromeda Ascendant from the TV series Andromeda
a front image of an Excelsior class starship from Star Trek
An image of Holy Terra from Warhammer 40K. An elevated promenade is surrounded by chasms of buildings and grand gothic architecture. In the distance a golden triumphal arch stands illuminated.
a close up image of a vintage guillotine
Drake from The Story of Adion with Minstrel makeup on.
an image of AJ styles merch where the lettering looks suspiciously like semen.
A tweet talking about Rep Anna Paulina Luna introducing a bill to add Donald Trump’s face to Mt Rushmore
Spongebob in bed staring into space. His eyes are bloodshot and he appears to be having trouble sleeping
An image from a POV angle of MySQL in the bath. Two legs are visible amongst dense bubbles
A screengrab from the RAADS test showing the number 145
Krpyto the super dog fro mthe Superman trailer close up looking at a prone Superman
From the Superman trailer. Krypto (superdog) is dragging Kal-el through the snow by his cape.
Former Israeli President Reuven Rivlin has said that relations between Israel and Queen Elizabeth II were “difficult” because she believed that every (Israeli) was either a terrorist or a son of a terrorist via The Times of Israel
Kando' (me) Twitch recap. Showing 776 hours watched, over 250 days with 1.11k chats sent. Top watched Streamers were Hasanabi, Zentraya, CdawgVA, ironmouse * Buffpup
a quote from Alicia Victoria Lozano suggesting that Luigi Mangione belonged to a group of Ivy league gamers who played "assassins" in Among Us
An image circulated by the NYPD of the suspected shooter of United Healthcare's CE
a retouched version of the scene from Wolfenstein where a Nazi meets two KKK members but showing a South Korean flag on the pauldron. The meme is titled "Aamerican Incels meeting a single South Korean Man"
🇰🇷 Presidents of South Korea 1. Syngman Rhee (1948–1960) – Overthrown. 2. Yun Bo-seon (1960–1962) – Overthrown. 3. Park Chung-hee (1962–1979) – Assassinated. 4. Choi Kyu-hah (1979–1980) – Removed by a military coup. 5. Chun Doo-hwan (1981–1988) – Sentenced to death after his presidency. 6. Roh Tae-woo (1988–1993) – Sentenced to 22 years in prison after his presidency. 7. Kim Young-sam (1993–1998) – Imprisoned during the term of President No. 3. As president, secured convictions against two of his predecessors. 8. Kim Dae-jung (1998–2003) – Imprisoned under President No. 3 and sentenced to death under President No. 5 (later pardoned). Nobel Peace Prize laureate. 9. Roh Moo-hyun (2003–2008) – Impeached (later overturned by the Constitutional Court). Investigated for corruption after his term and committed suicide. 10. Lee Myung-bak (2008–2013) – Arrested for corruption after his presidency; sentenced to 15 years in prison. 11. Park Geun-hye (2013–2016) – Impeached and arrested for corruption; sentenced to 24 years in prison. 12. Moon Jae-in – Recent president; no imprisonment. 13. Yoon Suk Yeol – Impeachment likely.
US relationship with South Korea remains 'iron-clad' published at 18:54 18:54 We're now hearing from a spokesperson from the US State Department, who's delivering a briefing. Vedant Patel, the principal deputy spokesperson, begins by saying that the secretary of state has been briefed on the recent developments in South Korea and emphasises that the US alliance with the country remains "iron-clad". Asked whether the US respects the decision of the National Assembly to block martial law, Patel says: "We want to see these political disputes resolved peacefully and in accordance with the rule of law and such a vote in the legislature would be consistent with that approach." Patel says the US is in contact with the South Korean government and reiterates that the US was not notified in advance about President Yoon's plans to implement martial law.
A 12” pizza box filled with chips, chicken and ribs. It is a comically large amount of food for one person.
a news article titles "A High-stakes gamble Yoon cannot afford to lose" As we've been reporting, South Korean lawmakers have overwhelmingly passed the motion to demand that President Yoon Suk Yeol lift the martial law imposed a few hours ago. The speaker of the National Assembly, Woo Won-Shik, has officially notified the president’s office and the defence ministry. Legally, the president must now lift martial law, but politically, we must wait and see. There's been no word from Yoon since he addressed the nation. This was a high stakes gamble for Yoon and he cannot afford to lose. The lawmakers are staying put in the Assembly Hall for now.
A square coloured Ivory
A news article via Korean outlet YTN stating that military officials consider martial law still in place until President Yoon Suk Yeol lifts it.
A photograph of South Korean special forces behind riot police with some form of smoke / aerosol being sprayed in the middle distance
A video from 1992 recorded at a fixed position of a crowd attending a Doncaster rave. The camera is zoomed in on a small section of people with glazed eyes and “enthusiastic” dancing
stats from the Taylor vs Serrano fight showing Serrano beat Taylor in all relevant fightstats yet still lost