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A salad with perfectly cooked medium rare Ahi tuna fanned out on top. Other veg scattered around the plate include avocado, carrots, cucumber, radish, and grape tomatoes. The dressing is a ginger, honey, miso dressing.
Andy Dick as a terrible choice for the next James Bond
A very majestic view.
Photo of Andy Dick wearing glasses
This is the human embodiment of FAFO. Jake Paul with the best "dear God what have I gotten myself into" look on his face as he is about to be pummeled by Anthony Joshua.
Mom: Text with Jesus they are talking about it on Today (show) Only premium users can talk to satan. Me: I'll just continue talking to Satan the old fashioned way. By sacrificing a goat and summoning hellfire.
A triumphant Trump arm after assas8nation attempt arm raise holding a giant dildo dripping cumin on his face.
A Paloma served in a Collins glass with a sprig of rosemary in it
Statement: " I want you to fart on my chest" Response " how much?"
A meme from the movie Jaws. "We're gonna need a smaller violin!"
Do-over
Message notifications on a mobile device from three people. Anxiety "What if you're not good enough" Depression "Everyone hates you" Christmas Dracula "I vant to vish you a merry christmas"
In 2019, American cancer patients paid approximately $16.22 billion in out-of-pocket for cancer treatment. Meanwhile, UnitedHealthcare reported about $33 billion in profits last year. This means one insurance company alone could cover every American's cancer treatment and still walk away with nearly $17 billion in profits.
Vintage 1982 Ms Pac-Man arcade cocktail table
"Pick your own doughnut" sign obfuscated to look like fuck your own doughnut. With Skeletor unzipping his pants after finally deciding what he needed to do.
Partial eclipse of the sun
Picture of a partial eclipse of the sun
Selfie from on top of Angel's Landing Zion National Park
A mixture of dehydrated super hot peppers
Image of a text message I received. Content of message from the sender: Hi, this is Barbizon Modeling & Acting. Virtual auditions for training & placement are coming to your city soon! We are looking for young people who are interested in doing things like fashion shows, hair shows, movie extras, and commercials - right in your hometown. Still interested in scheduling an audition? Reply Y | To stop notifications, reply STOP. My reply: I am middle aged, over weight and bald are there any open roles for me?
A "doctor" giving an antivaxer advice on how to remove the J&J covid vaccine from their system. It involves giving themselves an enema with 3 pureed habanero peppers in water.
Picture of a whole roasted turkey with the perfect amount of browning and my great grandma's homemade stuffing.
Picture of a pork shoulder and half a rack of ribs on the smoker
A changeable letter sign with the phrase "I may not be much to look at but I fuck like the government" posted on it.
Fresh caught king salmon in a soy ginger marinade. Served with miso glazed cauliflower and wild rice.