cory hughart

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cr0ybot.com Proprietor of @crockoftime.com, a personal fermented food journey Senior web & app developer #WordPress #React #CSS Possibly a robot | he/him

Sliced tomatoes and basil with olive oil and a hunk of burrata.
A bountiful harvest of vegetables, including a large basket of heirloom plum and beefsteak, 2 bowls of a variety of cherry tomatoes, and some bonus cucumbers and yellow zucchini.
Culver's breaded jumbo shrimp with boom boom sauce and an infowars elf
Jumbo breaded butterfly shrimp from Culver's with boom boom sauce
Hardiness zone map of Illinois from 2006. The upper half of the state is mostly zone 5a.
Dale Cooper, dressed in a black suit, floats in a glass box
A poorly-drawn man with bulging face says "y no livestream"
Screenshot of Carbon watchface for Pebble, which includes the time and date in the center, a 24 hour temperature graph along the bottom, and a precipitation graph along the top with cloud cover above and a lightning bolt below with a span line over several hours.
Screenshot of config page as described.
Screenshot of a Google AI overview for the search "how many j's are in google" and the response is "There is only 1 "j" in the word "Google". G - o - o - g - l - e"
Photo of breakfast with a towel that has "Don't Panic" written in large friendly letters on it. It's crêpes Suzette.
Star Trek original series intro screen with text that reads "Mostly harmless"
Steam controlled in its open packaging with instructional illustrations of use. There is a magnetic charging dongle that doubles as a sensor.
Photo of my original Pebble Time on my wrist in front of the newly-arrived Pebble Time 2 still in the packaging.
Screenshot of an unfinished game, a character hangs in the middle of the screen near a hand cursor
Evol Johnson at the podium, the first slide reads "Cut the Algorithm: Why Your Newsroom Should Run Its Own Social Server"
Screenshot of the pretext demo site on mobile; the large title "PRETEXT" is overflowing off the right side of the screen.
Selfie of Cory in the Hilton Chicago's Grand ballroom.
BIG rib steak on a wood cutting board, medium rare via sous vide + sear (with the help of red rice shio koji), only half sliced up because there's no way we could eat all that. Sauteed shiitake mushrooms on the side.
Jack and Cory selfie across a table at a conveyor belt sushi restaurant.
Photo of a very large filled donut, Twin Peaks Sheriff Department coffee mug for scale (and coffee, black as a moonless night)
A plate of strawberries next to a dish with brown sugar on one side and creme fraiche on the other.
Screenshot of the linked reddit post with a notice that reads "Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/analytics".
Alphonse the dog under the covers in his bed.
Photo of OpenGarage sensor, which is a small white rectangular plastic box with 2 protruding proximity sensors that look like eyes.
AcuRite Iris weather station mounted to the top of a fence. The sky is overcast.
Breakfast sandwich made of steamed egg, cheese, bacon, and sauce on an English muffin sitting open-faced next to home fried potatoes.
Group selfie, from left to right: Jack (short brown hair, glasses, wearing hoodie), Alphonse (big blonde short hair mutt), Hermes (tiny black fluffy Chihuahua mix), Cory (long mostly grey hair in ponytail, glasses, soul patch, flannel over t-shirt with garlic and herbs on it)
Screenshot of bluesky settings, under birthday: Age Assurance - The laws in your location require you to verify you're an adult before accessing certain features on bluesky, like adult content and direct messaging. Is your location not accurate? Tap here to confirm your location.
Photos of David Lynch, Kyle McLaughlin, and Laura Dern next to a neon "TAKE-OUT" sign above the exit in Bob's Big Boy, Burbank CA.
A cropped version of the image in the quoted post with just the text "The mayor-elect has opened a portal." and the photo of some people standing at a podium in front of a large public 3D artwork of the globe.
Video of a burbling brook that pans up to a Chinese style building half obscured by various plants.
The camera shakes, the strange man is approaching, he is smiling. Is it the camera shaking, or is it you? He is smiling. You hear a whooshing sound.
The strange man is saying "meanwhile" with his hands.
The camera has pulled back slightly. The strange man is now... walking like an Egyptian.
A strange man (Cory) is doing jazz hands in a long corridor with many doors and a white and black diamond/checkered pattern tile floor.
Cory on one knee wearing a Twin Peaks shirt next to the headstone of David Lynch. Small tokens of affection are scattered across it.
Small printout of a photo of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein with hearts and a banner that reads "besties".
Cory selfie in a white dress shit with a tiny grey mushroom pattern, black tie, and two pins: moyashimon and stars in a mason jar.
John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
Dark night photo of a crescent moon and a bright dot next to it, Venus, as seen through some trees.
Blue skies bring tears
Cory has been tackled onto the couch by Alphonse and Hermes is attacking his face.
Cory giving a thumbs up next to Bigfoot.
Photo of the Koji Alchemy book next to some large jars of fermenting lemons.
Screenshot from Oblivion Remastered of a guard with an arrow clearly stuck through his head saying "Move along citizen. There's nothing to be done here."
Hideo Kojima gesticulating with a speech bubble pointing towards the quoted post.
Bread, Colby Jack cheese, salami, and ham on a paper plate next to a small tub of cultured truffle butter.
Light-yellow mushroom with a parasol shape growing up from the bark nuggets covering the soil in the fig tree pot.
Weather map of the US showing a stream of dark air current flowing from Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri northeast across Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio all the way to the coast indicating "PWAT anomaly (in)".
Avocado toast with white sandwich bread on a slightly messy paper plate. Flecks of crispy garlic and flaky salt are visible on the roughly-cut tomato slices.
Cory's profile picture, a pixel art version of himself with an apron and a crock.
Hermes the Chihuahua, one fluffy ear up and the other down like an emo kid.
Chopped tomato and cucumber in a bowl with buratta and basil, drizzled with olive oil and balsamic vinegar.
Photo of Hermes, tiny black Chihuahua puppy with big fluffy ears, caught mid-yawn showing his puppy canine teeth still there next to the incoming adult canines.
Eggman from Sonic Adventure shaking a chao egg.
Tiny premature lemons in my hand, not more than an inch long.
Plate of bacon, scrambled eggs with chives and hot sauce, and herbed home fries.
A ham sandwich on a baguette with butter and brie, and some fresh basil for good measure.