Paul Curry

@cr3ative.co.uk

1493 Followers 284 Following

I trick computers in to doing what people want. I skeet badly, and only in a personal capacity. https://www.cr3ative.co.uk

Long furby draped over the F of an EMF sign
Recovered long furby. Sticker attached: SEIZED BY GLASTONLEDBURYSHIRE-ON-SEVERN-GOV.UK Why was my stuff seized? Captured in war Captured in peace We thought it was funny Failure to pay We were drunk Violation of Article 5 of the Tents of Multiple Occupation Act (2026) X All of the above
Blahaj in cart among other items
Photo of an Android Phone, showing the Play Store, in the Apps Tab. Under the Social Networking category, the Facebook app appears, with the subtitle "hacked"
extremely fucking cool skeleton on a fire background. captions overlaid: HELLYEA I USED GPT TO WRITE THIS: GENERALLY PAUL TYPING. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE SPELLING MISTAKES, SORRY I WILL FIX THEM
YouTube screenshot from an Apple TV. A video under the category “Kitchens and more” is visible. The video title is “Exploring an Abandoned Nuclear Waste Facility”
Yodel email. Picture of flying package. Subtitle of “there’s a parcel heading your way”
McDonald’s ordering kiosk with Activate Windows visible
white badge. text: PLEASE ASSUME AN AI CANNOT ANSWER MY QUESTIONS
Shopping scanner. Finger on trigger
My wife photographing a sundial
A sundial working correctly in a pretty park
ALKOHOLFREI Section of a menu. KÖLSCH ALKOHOLFREI 0,0% Früh Sport Coca-Cola Diesel
Bungus
"transparency is fun" in text on a checkboard design which is used to visually indicate a background is transparent. however, it is not. it is the checkerboard. my image is not transparent at all. japes.
Enamel badge. ANTI FASCIST NATIONAL TRUST MEMBER
Google search UI for "good places to sink in to a bog". The AI Overview is: "Deep bogs suitable for sinking—often characterized by saturated, bright green, or dark brown moss—are typically found in highland areas like Rannoch Moor, Galloway Hills, and the Flow Country. Dangerous spots include peat hags, bog pools, or under heather [1, 2]. Avoid bright green patches, as they are usually the wettest. Prime Areas for Sinking Potential Rannoch Moor: Known for deep, treacherous bogs. The Galloway Hills: Known for soft, sinking ground. Flow Country: Extensive blanket bog in Caithness and Sutherland. Drumpelier Park: Known to have deep, hazardous bogs."
screenshot of an email to me. the octopus ceo looks like he has been awake for 4 weeks and the subtitle is "I've never known energy prices to be more confusing"
A postcard reading “GRANTHAM: It’s definitely Grantham!” laid over an arguably uninspiring photo of a car park with a digger and England flag attached to a lamp post in view.
iPhone Home Screen showing the error noted in the message
4-panel comic. panel 1 is pooh bear opening a jar. panel 2 - tigger - sweet gaben, pooh! that's not honey. panel 3 - tigger - you're eating bone cement. panel 4- owww my bones hurt a lot owww off my boooones
You can rewrite DNA on the fly, and you're using it to turn people in to dinosaurs? But with tech like that, you could reflect on your conflicts! But I don't WANT to reflect on my conflicts with co-workers! I want to turn people in to dinosaurs!
macOS. Emptying the Bin.... (as it tries to figure out just how many files were in there; it is currently at 50,843 and rising)
The download folder, containing several copies of the image I am responding to. I should go outside more.
Code comment I wrote: "packidge". Reference to meme in next image. Copilot AI: "The comment appears to be a typo". My draft reply: "LET ME HAVE THIS"
Two AI generated posters from ChatGPT. Prompt was "Make a campaign poster for the National Lottery which conveys that they are introducing 0 (Zero) as a number but retiring the number 26. Explain that probability is not affected but do not elaborate on why 0 is the replacement or why 26 is being retired.". Both feature the number 26 in a rocking chair, and zero looking fresh and dynamic.
2 star review: Tubes break too easily. Waste of money. When working, these tubes are fantastic, glowing in the dark. Regrettably, the tubes break easily. A waste of money, sadly.
IBM Model M keyboard on desk, juxtaposed with my normal Corsair Gaming keyboard
Book review. "Fascinating read but missing a bunch of pages which ruined it for me". Photo attached shows subsequent pages marked 54 then 88.
Balatro profile screenshot. Collection is at 100%, with 69 wins
"Assist" (Home Assistant chat window). - How can I assist? - What is the humidity like in the Living Room - 17.8 degrees - what - 9:21 PM
Screenshot of an SMS thread with 7726 (the spam reporting SMS shortcode). Each message is just "CALL (and the number)" and their reply of "Thank you for your report."
A very rare Soul card has appeared in Balatro. Unfortunately, I can’t use it because all my jokers are eternal and I have no free slots.
Git error: a branch named "feed-me-seymour" already exists
Caramel sauce with Marmite
Megamind "No bitches?" meme but with "No maids within your house?" there instead.
Google search for “buy our dice or die” with no results
working printer. It has printed “get bent”
Printer error message: "The printer couldn't print dummy"
The part of the Windows setup screen where it just says "Hi" and nothing else
Clicking the link results in a Cloudflare error page
Product image for a 2025 QLED 4K Hisense TV. The called-out feature line reads: 50" | QLED | 3x HDMI | SMART
Screenshot of Copilot on Github reviewing a PR. Copilot comment: [nitpick] The date format "%d%b%y" produces "11Nov25" which could be ambiguous (is it Nov 2025 or Nov 1925?). Consider using a clearer format like "%Y-%m-%d" (2025-11-11) or "%Y%m%d" (20251111) to avoid confusion. My comment replying to it: I put it to you that people will realise that I did not create an AWS backup in 1925
The famous painting of Samuel Johnson, the WTF Am I Reading Meme, but with Github Copilot pasted over his face. Second frame is similar with Copilot looking pissed off
Control icons, showing volume visible but with no adjustment present
EVSE to C14 adapter. Jesus christ
Generated from the text of customer reviews Select to learn more • Quality Functionality v Value for money • Ease of use J Tool quality Wiper arm removal Build quality • Bentness Emphasis on BENTNESS
Speed: 2.5 kph Distance: 2.55 kph Duration: 1h 16m 44s Running State: Running
One of the most effective teaching devices for introducing students tO statistical methods is the so-called Quincunx, originally introduced by Sir Francis Galton back in the 1800's (see Figure 1). These simple machines allow one to generate endless sequences of samples, each drawn from a well defined population of known mean and standard deviation. Even easier to understand are the sampling boxes and sampling bowl schemes that are also in wide use today (see Figures 2-4). None of these are difficult to construct, but all are commercially available. For example, the Lightning Calculator Company of Troy, Michigan ([313]-649-4462) sells ready-to-use versions of the Quincunx, chip boxes, sampling boxes, and sampling bowls. They come completely assembled and are shipped with brief instructional brochures, an audio cassette, and ready-to-copy data forms for use in the lab. Statco Products, also of Troy, Michigan ([313]-879-7224) offers a similar array of such items.
Hi, Paul We are reaching out regarding your shared hosting service. First, thank you for hosting your website(s) with DreamHost! We will be restarting your shared hosting server as part of an emergency maintenance in order to perform a BIOS update that improves overall system performance and security. This is preventative maintenance. Please note that this will cause temporary disruptions to any sites you have hosted on the above server. The maintenance process will begin Thursday, August 28th at 12 AM (midnight) PT and will run until 4:00 AM PT. You may experience approximately 30 minutes of intermittent connectivity within the above 4-hour window, but any interruptions will not be continuous throughout the entire window.
Red button labelled PRESS FOR EMERGENCY
Tweet from Mike Primavera, @primawesome on X: My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
Email screenshot with vendor redacted. Body text: Heads up, An API Access Token (Hatsune Miku) has been used from a new IP address. If you do not recognize this ID your token may have been compromised.
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The Mercedes Trophy 2013 Dear Mr Curry We take great pleasure in inviting you to the Mercedes Trophy at the Buckinghamshire Golf Club on Thursday 20th June 2013. This will offer you the opportunity, should you qualify, to represent us at the Regional Final at the New Zealand Golf Club in Surrey on 31st July & 1st August 2013. If you wish to participate please complete the Registration Form by clicking on www.mercedestrophy.co.uk