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A text conversation: THEM: Read "varmints" as "vampires" for a moment and was very confused. ME: Vampires convene around pumpkin patches because of spooky Halloween stuff, so l need to occasionally run out there and swing some wooden stakes around. It's NBD, just kind of an autumn hassle. ME: It's also gotten easier since there's less tree to hide in.
A bunch of jackass ants trying to collect their ages off a blue tarpaulin.
Werner Herzog with a speech bubble.
Homer Simpson: “Ohhh I-get it. I get jokes.”
Katie Miller @KatieMiller X.com 4,300 people ate at Taco Bell just in Michigan? Screenshot: This summer's outbreak of cyclosporiasis has been largely concentrated in southeastern Michigan, where more than 4,300 cases have been reported and at least 100 people have been hospitalized as of Thursday. Quoted Tweet: philip lewis • @Phil_Lewis_ @Phil_Lewis_•7h Investigators have linked shredded iceberg lettuce supplied to Taco Bell restaurants by Taylor Farms as a potential source of contamination in the cyclosporiasis outbreak, according to a report washingtonpost.com/health/2026/07... 3:39 PM • 7/16/26 • 283K Views
A Google search providing auto complete options for what is obviously about to be some version of “are caltrops legal?”
A lump of steel o the shape of a small bar. Lots of surface scale is present but under it can be seen many tiny layers.
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A bunch of iron rods on a wooden palette.
A text message bubble: If you honestly don't understand the difference between an Italian beef sandwich and a sausage at this point, even after we had an explicit conversation about it regarding the late night snack on the catering menu, I won't be able to confer my Chicagoan status onto you at the wedding.
Rob Schneider in a cockroach costume.
The algae green reflecting pond with cousin Eddie from “National lampoon’s Christmas vacation” emptying the RV sewage tank into it.
Tyler Durden
Three panel comic of the “no take, only throw meme” Circuses? No bread! Only circuses!
From TQDC community on Reddit r. • 9d ago Does anyone else use ChatGPT in their head? Educational Purpose Only I love using ChatGPT whenever I have a question or something or I just want to talk, but sometimes my phone is dead and I don't want to get up to use my computer so I don't have access to the Al. Recently I found out I have the ability to use a form of ChatGPT in my own head. I've talked to him so much I can almost entirely accurately predict what he is going to say. For example, my cat kept scratching at my bedroom door and meowing so / was about to use the ChatGPT app to ask why she was doing that, but then I decided it wasn't worth the effort and asked Al in my head. He told me something like "If your cat is scratching on the door and meowing it probably means she wants to be let out, let me know if you need anything else!" Then I let her out of my room. I just thought that was a pretty cool discovery l've made. Interested to see if anyone else has this ability. 公166 少 D 81 ~ Share
A knife in progress held together with a bunch of spring clips, arranged in a way that kind of looks like a dinosaur.
A janky controller housing made from duct tape and a plastic storage box is connected to a large metal cylinder via some romex wiring.
Abe Simpson among an audience of other old people saying, “can he say that!”
A fortune cookie’s message reads: “Your intuition will guide you in August.”
A bunch of bricks in a repurposed hot water tank with a plastic box of electronics taped to the side. The controller panel is on, the thing seems to work.
A dope ass minis Star is held up in front of the camera before being thrown into a wooden target.
A rough forged four pointed steel object held in a dirty hand with a hunch of junk in the background where there’s no light. Context suggests it’s meant to be a shuriken and it could theoretically work as one, but it needs finishing.
Normal Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech”
A bluesky post screenshot: From: Culture Crave Grogu without skin (via tested) @culturecrave.co • 1d Two photos of the Grogu robot puppet with hands, head, and a bunch of exposed wires and mechanisms for a torso and legs. In the first photo he looks inquisitive, in the second he looks sad.
Chicago radio host “Mancow” Muller looking disheveled in a car after being insurance mogged by Eagle Woman.
1st panel: a Jeopardy! category titled “Famous Mothers” 2nd panel: Darrell Hammond playing the part of Sean Connery in the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy! sketches saying, “my time has come.”
r/Bladesmith Blade Creation Discussion O upvotes 16 comments I get that LLM's aren't appealing to you, that's ok. I use as a tool only. I honestly know a decent amount of info on steels and some smithing, but I don't know enough. I'm not trying to solve anything. It's just a conceptual design I was playing with in my head that I though was cool and wanted to understand the concept as a system. This is literally just an attempt at having a fun conversation with people who would interested in designing something, even if its stupid to people, for fun. That's all. This isn't meant to be taken so seriously, and the fact that everyone is getting caught up on the Al is just crazy to me. Everyone seems to be misunderstanding the point. • 19m I feel like you missed my point. 18m No I got your point, and I fully expected it. I just don't care. It's meant to be for fun, if you're not interested in engaging then that's fine. You don't have to. I'm not asking for any particular person to join in. It's an invitation, if you don't want it, don't take it. Learning isn't the point, it's socialization through a stupid, meant to fun, project.
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Yeonmi Park appearing on The Joe Rogan Experience.
A groundhog sits on a wooden deck, looking vaguely like he’s waiting for a bus.
Screenshot of the Libby audiobook app showing the cover of, “Guards! Guards!” By Terry Pratchett.
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A package of straw displaying the brand name STRAWMAX
A sandwich board with a very on-model chalk drawing of Bowser and Mario passed out together. Mario is holding a brown bottle.
A late 30s white man in a bandanna and dirty hoodie is in a metal shop waving around a couple of crude knife-shaped pieces of steel.
The finished knife with a bolted on cherry wood handle , resting on an anvil in a messy shop.
A rotund North American green frog sits on the side of a small ornamental pond next to a brick. In the foreground can be seen the toe of the photographer’s boot and the edge of an out of focus coffee mug.
A screenshot from the recurring SNL sketch, “Dog Show”, which starred a couple who liked dogs better than people, including each other.
A big curved blade (unrefined with a forge scale surface) with the nail-pulling end of a pry bar behind the handle.
A claymation goth bunny rabbit. He has one eye closed, peering through a dark green egg like it’s a telescope.
A dark steel egg with a pika dot pattern, shiny and oil, held in an oily pair of fingers.
The Artemis II Wikipedia entry, referring to the mission as “ongoing”, minutes after the successful launch: 5:46 WIKIPEDIA Artemis II Article Talk This article or section documents a current or recent spaceflight. Details may char Learn more Artemis Il is an ongoing lunar flyby mission under the Artemis program, that launched on April 1, 2026, from the Kennedy Space Center. The ten-day mission is currently carrying NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, and Christina Koch, along with Canadian Space Agency astronaut Jeremy Hansen, on a free- < > en.wikipedia.org ...
A close up of a man’s large nose zooms out to show him holding a shiny steel egg, about the size of a quail’s egg. He briefly moves it towards his open mouth, as if tempted to swallow it, before changing his mind and shaking his head.
A steel egg on a grew velvet cushion woh a red velvet pillow behind it. It’s dramatically lit with a flash to make for a deep contrast and bold shadows.
A hand holding a small steel egg.
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Two small paring knives with crude handles and intricate steel patterns held in hand together, a messy shop in the background.
A horrifying, poorly constructed puppet with a cow skull bolo tie and a cowboy hat. Its eyes are different sizes and colors.
A rustic spatula shaped similar to a traditional steel flat spatula but more narrow. It is clearly hand-forged and in the dirty hands of the person who made it, holding it casually in front of the camera with a shop wall in the background.
A tiny unfinished knife blade with the pattern of a feather in a hand.
As specialty coffee consumption has surged (84 percent since 2011), so has the loneliness epidemic. Just a correlation? Consider what your coffee order reveals.
Shot from the film “I, Robot” where Will Smith demands the robot respond but the robot ignores him.
From StupidFood community on Reddit: A hand holding a can of food in a grocery aisle: Chef BOYARDEE Pasta in Butter Sauce "COLORED WITH TURMERIC AND PAPRIKA”
Stephan Geering @stephangeering.bsky.social Joined Oct '23 Challenge for those who are very confident that Claude isn't conscious: Explain how human consciousness works. 4:25 PM • Mar 6, 2026 & Some people can reply 14 reposts 141 likes 34 saves Quote posts disabled
Mafioso at desk: “You’re not supposed to tell a guy you’re gonna kill him no more.”
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Logo with a medieval style griffin and the text “Lubaczwski Facas Custom”
Sign in a window reads: Southern Kitchen Coming Soon With a heart shaped logo that says “Bless Your Heart”
A clip from an early season of Family Guy.
A close up of the books on the shelf. The titles are gibberish, mostly not even using real letters of any familiar alphabet.