Crab Wells

@crabofdoom.bsky.social

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🦀 🔞 comic & smut artist / fanficcer / swear a lot / news reblogs / FFVII & XV fan / thrifter / he / they / trans masc / pagan / anti-fascist

A scene of a swimming pool, with a giant hotdog on a wire being flown around by helicopter, as an advertisement for the "Tail o' the Pup" hotdog stand. In the film, everyone waves to the hotdog and pilot like this is a normal occurance.
Youtube comment reading "and how did we go from such cilvilization to hyperpop?" The channel is called "Primitive Technology". Not "we abandoned these perfectly good methods for no apparent reason" Technology.
Flat white sign at the top of a parking lot cart corral. Some random grafiiti tagging and various custom stickers, most notably a pair of chick-looking creatures with cracked-egg asses, and "Rusty*Fart" in bold type.
Bicentennial commemorative glass from Burger King, a wrap around screen print of an eagle with a yellow banner in its beak. Has the BK logo and "have it your way" on the reverse, which before this glass, I didn't know went back that far.
Bright blue "squeeze" plastic coin purse, screenprinted in white with an American Colorial soldier and "Bicentennial America" with the dates of 1776 and 1976. The small coin has the Liberty bell and 1776, but on the reverse is some memento from the History Channel, so it not actually Bicentennial.
Screenshot of a Mr. Joshua comic post (through deck.blue) that I'm sure exists somewhere, and gee, it would be nice to see it. It has a like anyway, bc come on, it's Mr. Joshua.
Line art of Dissidia Sephiroth with a tight embrace around a (speculative) Dissidia Ravus' back and neck, appraising whether he wants to claim a royal treat as his own (he does. a lot.) The thought being that Ravus could have been added to the character roster as someone Ardyn (who is in the roster, and who bears canon animosity to Ardyn's counterpart Noctis,) could have called in for backup, putting my two favorite FF characters into the same game where they actually could've interacted.
A sunlit screenshot of Ravus, who is alone and off to the right of the frame.
Screenshot of Homer contemplating a can of crab juice. Suspicious, yet it beats Mountain Dew.
Image of the 1980s doll line, and accompanying promtional cartoon, of Star Fairies. To be honest, this appears to be the cover of a children's book, but I'm not sure. Certainly print of some nature.
Small lightning bug on an Ohio pot of habanero pepper sprouts.
Ravus of FFXV with said finger armor. Perhaps less ornate that Omega's, but still.
Potted lemon sapling with tiny stick branches and equally tiny lemon leaves.
Title image of the Orignal seires Enterprise far in front of a deep space station, with text reading "Even if the Morror is Barren of Promises, Nothing Shall Forestall My Return", from the Loveless Play in Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII.
An opening title shot of the Deep Space 9 space station, with title text taken from part of the Babylon 5 exposition preamble: "A Shining Beacon in Space; All Alone in the Night."
An image of Sephiroth from SE's email announcement of his addition to Duellum Dissidia. Instead of his 7R uniform, he's wearing more casual clothing that resembles his uniform but not. What's important here is not-leather trousers, and the choices of light and shadow made for the fabric, and where.
A 3-year-old lemon sapling, covered in oval green leaves, and viciously long thorns that no one ever tells you about lemon trees having. It is potted on an apartment's front porch, and partially shaded by a roof pillar.
A four-panel comic from the Chaos Puppet AU. Vincent in his chaos form perches on an upper plate roof, scanning about for danger (there isn't any,) when an 8-year-old one-winged Sephrioth in a Cait Sith teeshirt flutters up to join him. Inelegantly, Sephiroth drops to the roof, and begins applying bandages to the ragged tears in Chaos' wings, which Chaos reluctantly tolerates.
Pop-up window from the NoScript firefox extension, warning of a DOS-attack through discord that it won't automatically open.
Black prompt card with white text reading: "Your Indie Band Name is: your favorite fruit + the last reason you took painkillers."
George Carlin's Ode to the Separation of Church & State: "Our father who art in heaven, and to the Republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible, as it is in heaven. Give us this day, as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. And crown thy good into temptation, but deliver us from the twilight. Amen."
Two panel comic of a still-teen-aged Ravus Nox Fleuret, bored out of his mind at at reception for Emperor Aldercapt, but fortunately within reach of an also-teen-aged Safay Roth, a superior of Ravus' in the Nif army. OTP for me since 2017, when I found out Safay was an early placeholder for FFXV's villain.
screenshot of the twitter trending list. At the top is "Sephiroth" followed by the hashtag for #gaytime (ice cream bars in Australia.)
Televised scoreboard for the Philadelphia Phillies (logo and score on the far left) and the Pittsburgh Pirates (score and logo, far right), the score is 0-0, and with the city logos on the outside of the board, very clearly spells P00P.
Ame cameras on the same street as before, ten minutes later and bright as fuck with early spring sunshine.
Ohgo.com traffic cam at Lyon's Road in Centerville, Ohio, at about 6pm. It looks rather foggy, but the fog is in fact blowing snow. It isn't accumulating much, but its presence is rather sudden. It was 74 degrees yesterday.
scene from "LA Story" of Harris rollerskating through a fine art museum, as is his hobby, but the head of Kermit the Frog is shopped over Steve Martin's. It's a good thing this is context-free, because I do not remember what motivated me to make this.
light sketch of sephiroth, in jean cut-off shorts (what a surprise), teeshirt, and many loose bracelets, lifing his shirt to expose his boobs. There are several necklace already around his neck.
exceperpt of a summarization of a victim's testimony, describing children being molested and "auctioned off" at maralago, in the presence and with the knowledge of trump's entire living family, and serveral ultra-wealthy guests.
Screenshot of James Kirk in the original Star Trek series, placing his hand on a navigator's shoulder, with closed captioning of Kirk saying "Leave any birogty in your quarters. There's no room for it on the brige."
Screenshot of a post in the tumblr Stardew Valley community, supposed to be members-only, warning of a porn bot posting a scam like with an explicit image, with "may the Lord protect You", and a screenshot of something unrelated to "heal the soul". because that's more useful than reporting it to the site as a ToS violation, which I did and got it pulled from view, immeditely.
SEN. bRIAN SCHATZ (D, Hawaii) noted the apparent contradtiction in DHS' Framing of the sequence of events in a post on X: "So they are not approving the policy chnage in the works because the Washington Post reported about it. Good. But that means the reporting was accurate."
A sketchy profile of a Final fatasy 7 chocobo, its head smugly turned away from the 'camera' with the text "majestic as fuck." the chocobo had cloud' spiky hair.
a computer-ish blue background, with white letters reading "POOTY PARPER". originally a photo of a carved 'name badge' someone found in a big flea market box of pins and badges.
white cat with a look of diabolical satisfaction, saying "hehe".