Craig Danz

@craig.agitate-discourse.org

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Creator/founder of agitate-discourse.org but also just a Seattleite dad slightly older than 38 interested in politics, sports, YIMBY shit and transportation. I do my best work in the alt-text. Big meaty thumbs prone to typos. Replies with Frinkiac memes.

Guy Smiley, he is a muppet that wears a suit and always leaves his mouth slightly ajar.
Stick man with pigpen ass hair only fewer lines to signal male pattern baldness. Mouth open and aghast because either the coffee was too hot or the fart was unexpectedly powerful. i’m standing on a green couch because sitting is an advanced drawing skill. green fart lines are wafting up and away from the three intersecting lines a butt would go.
Here he is. lighting a cigarette. The mad men guy. wearing period appropriate attire. He was the guy that experienced a series of unfortunate events and wound up with an eyepatch.
Reddit guy, trying to remove wind from sails. “he saluted from his head not his chest stop spreading fake news.” I personally try not to let my arm jut out quickly in that manner and direction at all, no matter where it might originate. I’m no wwii history guy but my read is that people would prefer to see as little of it as possible.
Slightly breezy day out on the sound. Lower tide rocky beach. Blue skies.
tatyana ali as ashley banks in fresh prince of bell aire.
Jamie from myth busters. I always think of him with graham Platner because their mustaches are a bit too much.
Jerry Seinfeld enjoying first class, toasting to a model he is sitting next to and hitting it off with. Attendant asks “more anything?” and jerry immediately responds, “more everything!”
Heaven’s Gate cult member dead under purple sheet in their black nikes.
The travago teeth guy.
George Costanza in comically large sabel hat. Caption reads, “no, not communist. georgist.”
“Great Stuff” insulating foam spray can.
Michael Bluth standing in front of a banner in a tuxedo that says “mount ip pard’ners!”
Robert Picardo. Shirtless with Cowboy hat.
The barefoot bandit selfie.
Simpsons reference. Bart vs australia. Angry australian dad looking at his phone bill. I reduced the quote to a mere 200 “dollar-adoos” from the original 900
The random headshots repeatedly used by the onion when they do “man on the street” style reaction pieces.
kia winn from ds9 who has the same steely dead eyes
One of the people from idiocracy that questioned not using electrolights on crops. And in the same way she says it is what plants crave, I have her saying “But? Beef. It’s what’s for dinner.
One of the people from idiocracy that questioned not using electrolights on crops. And in the same way she says it is what plants crave, I have her saying “But? Beef. It’s what’s for dinner.
My kid on a sidewalk in his bishop costume. I put a little black bar to protect his identity but have no idea what efforts actually make sense on that front. He has black and red vestments with gold crosses on his chest and hat plus a tall gold staff with a cross on top as well.
Billy madison scene where he critiques the the nap time story with “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Ms. Lippy. The part in the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think: 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog is lost, you don't look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!”
The offending tweet from Helen Andrews with “We bent a lot of rules to give black Americans a one-time boost thinking they’d catch up.” Dafuq?
Jude Law as The Young Pope in the most garish vestments ever including a crazy cone crown thing and stating that you can’t measure love in terms of numbers.
Ash from fantastic mr. fox wearing his bandit mask which is made from an athletic sock.
Simpsons reference. Guest on Ken Brockman news show TALK SHOW MAINSTAY DR. JOYCE BROTHERS. who says “I BROUGHT MY OWN MIC.”
Great Pottery Throw Down judge crying as he does every other episode.
troy palomalu with enhanced hair volume in a steelers locker room
Simpsons reference. Unexpected clip of goat drinking a bottle that infuriates Ken Brockman.
A black Cadillac Escalade with white wall tires.
Margot Robbie in a bathtub. Text: A force majeure clause is a provision in a contract that relieves parties from fulfilling their obligations when extraordinary events occur that are beyond their control…
Goldeneye reference. Boris calls people slugheads when he is pwning them on the hacking webs.
Bar menu, I am afraid I won’t put in the effort to write it all out, I am only trying to highlight the “twilight burger - zoe’s bacon, slab of cream cheese, bourbon onions, jalapeno, lettuce, tomato, red onions and aioli”
Winnie the poo meme where he is sleepy then fancy and smug. Normal poo calls our bombs “death from above” but more sophisticated poo calls it “‘Exquisite Class’ Weaponry”
4 pictures in 4 boxes. First three are the Koala from the last scene in “Bart vs. Australia” You see the koala clinging to the helicopter. DUH Then a jump cut to a close up. DUH Another jump cut closer DUH and then a sliver of a gap between the pants of the long sleeved turtleneck Rama Duwaji is wearing. DUUUHHH
simpsons reference. the un council under threat from hank scorpio doesn’t want to take the chance that a bridge blew up all on it’s own, save for one rep. One says “we can’t take that chance.” and the one naysayer says “you always say that. I want to take a chance.”
Simpsons reference Mark McGuire giving a crowd the option: “ DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TERRIFYING TRUTH... OR DO YOU WANNA SEE ME SOCK A FEW DINGERS? ( all ) DINGERS! DINGERS!”
Trigger warning for Rickey Gervais but this Liam Neeson bit from the otherwise forgettable “life’s too short” series is high comedy.
North Bend. It is a gas stop on I-90 on your way to the cascades. Has a popular hiking mountain in it.
A young David Ellison with gel hair and a little choker. Basically serving mid 90’s Matthew Lillard.
Trump after the assassination attempt standing up to say “fight” which is curiously just an extremely odd reaction to getting shot at and curiouser still it seems odd a number of secret service agents had trouble bringing down this giant doughy oaf of a man and keeping him down to protect him.
Nathan Field meme of him laughing, supposedly with a cadre of friends doing the same just out of view.
Garth from wayne’s world bemoaning selling out while in head to toe reebok gear.
Ben and Barbara from beetlejuice when you stretch their faces to be scary ghosts. ben looks like a cross between this girl op is show and spy vs spy. Barbara is a huge open mouth with her eyeballs in the back behind her tongue.
The Oops. All Berries Capt. Crunch Cereal box with “berries” replaced with “discourse”
Waynes world clip with wayne, garth and cassandra in benjamin’s fully functional babe lair.
Screenshot of Ian Rapoport’s bluesky profile highlighting in his bio that he made seven cameos in the movie Draft Day. This was a Kevin Costner 2014 sports movie. When Kevin Costner is in a sports movie - you gotta see it. It is also a necessary rule for sports fandom.
Wired cover with hand shake happening where penises would be used in the same way carl withers and arnolds biceps would be used. one side has “wired cover” the other “niche sex acts” and together you get “docking”
Waynes world still - garth behind, casandra sitting next to him - wayne requesting the “cream of sum yung guy”
Lucille Bluth correctly noting it would be better to be dead in california than alive in arizona