Craig Stuntz

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Instruction manual for coffee bean cooler. At the top of the page, it says, in enormous letters: "This product can also cool the nuts."
Screenshot from a Zoom chat: "Steven's Notetaker (Otter.ai) 10:41AM Steven is on a Basic Otter plan with 30 minute meetings. To record longer meetings, upgrade to Pro: [url]"
A screenshot from macOS Finder. It shows two "Keynote" programs installed on a Mac. One the old version that Apple will no longer maintain, one the new version from "Apple Creative Studio" which Apple will tell you to go get if you try to open the old one.
macOS notification: "Privacy & Security “IntelliJ IDEA.app” was prevented from modifying apps on your Mac."
A laptop with a very small device in the side port, just big enough to include two tiny LEDs on the outside
The DuckDuckGo new tab in Chrome, showing 13 requests blocked by uBlock Origin and the network inspector showing that the blocked requests are for https://duckduckgo.com/ntp-tracker-stats.html
Google search results for the exact phrase "presenting a cornucopia of practical attacks". Google says "no results found" for that phrase. The exact phrase is highlighted (by Google) in the second result
It's a screenshot of the message I'm replying to, with tofu instead of letters for the "boldface" letters
A phone in a case that looks like the cabinet for a DEC VAX 11/780-5
A screenshot of my iPhone notifications with a $10 Apple Pay charge from “Electrify Canada”
A four panel cartoon Panel 1: A mermaid says, "I want to be a human" Panel 2: A human says, "And I want to be a mermaid! Let's trade!" Panel 3: Shows the human happily swimming in the water with a mermaid tail. Panel 4: The mermaid is sitting at a desk, staring at a computer, and says, "Damn"
A cartoon, showing two people pointing at a graphical explanation of a Fourier transform. The Fourier transform says, “hey guys.” One of the people replies, “furry transfem.” The Fourier transform replies, “NOT WHAT I’M CALLED”
Screenshot of Bluesky homepage with, "The laws in your location require you to verify you're an adult to access certain features. Tap to learn more" banner.
Green message bubbles in Messages with a, "Le gustó" ("he/she liked") in front of one of them.
The Apple Logic Pro UI, showing a menu on the top menu bar and also other menus in every window in the application.
A fundraising letter asking for donations to purchase backpacks and fill with school supplies
Facebook ad for a kickstarter for a product that's a mashup of airpods and a buttplug
Screenshot of modal dialog box from Outlook. It says: "Thanks for reporting "Reporting junk helps improve junk detection for you and others in the future. " There is an "OK" button and nothing else on it.
A store with a sign over it saying “Hot Tubs | Golf Carts”
Dialog box I saw in IntelliJ IDEA: Untrusted Server's Certificate Trying to connect to a server that uses an expired certificate. Proceeding may compromise the connection security. Save the selected certificate as trusted and proceed anyway? Server address: analytics.services.jetbrains.com:443 4 . Starfield Services Root Certificate Authority - G2 (untrusted authority) N Amazon Root CA 1 N Amazon RSA 2048 M02 prod.fus.aws.intellij.net (expired and signed by untrusted authority) > Certificate Details [Show Details] [Reject]
Console output of `swift run aural validate --filter 'manufacturer:Universal Audio (UADx)'` Building for debugging... [1/1] Write swift-version--6971673835F32452.txt Build of product 'aural' complete! (0.14s) Validating 1 components, using all rules... Universal Audio (UADx) UADx PolyMAX Synth (Music Device):Loading... AudioComponentDescription(componentType: 1635085685, componentSubType: 1430859830, componentManufacturer: 1430340728, componentFlags: 0, componentFlagsMask: 0) Loaded. AuvalMustPass ComponentRequiredProperties CurrentVersionShouldBeAccessible FactoryPresetsMustExist PresetStateMustWork WARNING (ComponentRequiredProperties): The AVAudioUnitComponent.allTagNames property should not be empty WARNING (CurrentVersionShouldBeAccessible): No publicly accessible page for retrieving the current version is known. ERROR (FactoryPresetsMustExist): AUAudioUnit.factoryPresets is kinda sus ERROR (PresetStateMustWork): Attempting to retrieve preset state of Untitled threw error "The operation couldn’t be completed. (OSStatus error -10850.)"
Size comparison of coffee beans with US quarter. The Nicaraguan coffee bean is about 3/4 the diameter of the US quarter. The Tanzanian coffee bean is about 1/3 the diameter of the US quarter.
The lock screen on my phone. At the bottom the words “Notification Center” and “Driving Mode” are superimposed on top of each other. At the bottom left there is an ‘x’ close button
The "Local Network" Privacy & Security control panel from macOS. Roughly half of the displayed programs are "Google Chrome"
A variation on the classic "transistor man" image from The Art of Electronics." Shows a woman adjusting a valve with pipes labeled B, C, and N, in a manner similar to a transistor. The equation Ic=hFE*IB is on the wall behind her, as is a poster with a critter with the electrical symbol for a FET and a caption which reads "Join the ConFETeration"
"We present the x calculus," where x is "lambda with an overbar followed by a mu followed by a mu with a tilde over it"