a scary pig

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a pencil drawing of a weird little wet animal with a vaguely dog-like body, many little legs, a stubby tail, and a round clownish nose struggling to climb into the seat of an office chair. the chair becomes damp where it touches it. text reads: It's not that I'm bad at my job, or even that I don't like it.
a small art piece composed of collage and paint. there is a graphic clipped from a newspaper showing a tomato and leek which has been glued onto a chunk of cardboard. the vegetables have been painted over to have the faces of veggietales characters. a strip of text reads "heaven is wherever we can get together"
individual photo of the sheep half of the piece. the priest is wearing a shocked, almost fearful expression, eyes wide and lips parted slightly. his brow is creased with faint wrinkles. he is backlit by what appears to be a ball of fire. the hands on his shoulders have black nail polish and extend fingers teasingly towards his neck.
two illustrations side by side in an open sketchbook. one shows an anthropomorphic sheep in a priests cassock with the hands of the opposite figure on his shoulders. the other shows a goat with fangs and a long snakish tongue with the priests hands on his shoulders. more detail below.
a photo of two dolls (harper the spaniel, she/her. boo the sphinx cat, they/she) against a cardboard background with a rough living room setting drawn on in marker. they are communicating by way of speech bubbles made of newsprint and taped to the backdrop. harper: it's terrible comic day!
the cursor hovers over a punch bowl. a cultist holding a red solo cup and standing between a cooler and another, unconscious, cultist says "don't go for the punch, kid. it's... gone bad. here, take this instead."
digital art stylized like a point and click game using manipulated photo images with cartoon digital drawings layered on top. a teenager stands in their living room which has been decorated for a birthday party surrounded by figures in cultist robes apparently enjoying the festivities. the room has an ominous reddish tint to it.
full view of the bedroom without the added "game" elements. there is a bed next to a bedstand with a lamp and a couple framed photos on top of a star patterned rug. on the bed is a raggedy ann doll. there are crumpled dirty clothes on the floor. a dresser stands against the opposite wall next to a laundry hamper. on top is a jewelry box, a figure of a mech from pacific rim, and a sucklet. there are posters on the wall, one for neon genesis evangelion and one showing an illustration of the planet earth in space alongside a satellite and a spaceship reading "earth: no matter how far you go theres no place like home". in the foreground of the image is a desk and chair. on the desk is a laptop with an upside down smiley face sticker, some notebooks, pens and pencils, and a plushie of a giant squid. the walls around the bed are decorated with glow in the dark plastic stars
digital art of a point and click game screen showing a teenager standing in her bedroom which has been rendered out of manipulated and slightly blurred photos. a box showing her inventory (containing a key, a can of soda, and a knife) hovers above her alongside settings and save buttons and a mouse cursor is visible.
an lps hybrid doll with the head of a pig wearing a denim pinafore with a rose in the center over a peter pan collar top and wearing frilly high heeled ankle boots
a messy four panel comic drawn in a tiny sketchbook 1- a silhouetted figure stands in the distance. a person in a crowd in the foreground points and says "guys... is that the world famous moreau scary pig?!" 2- the crowd surrounds the moreau looking figure, still faced away from them yelling "moreau! moreau! moreau!" 3- the figure turns around and the twist is revealed "but it was... a normal aardvark girl!" 4- the aardvark girl looks confused and the crowd peters off, visibly disappointed. unnoticed in the background, the actual moreau walks by holding a big drink cup and drinking from the straw. text reads "<- having boba sippy"
a plate of mushroom risotto topped with parsley
a hybrid doll made with the head of a littlest pet shop cocker spaniel head and a barbies extra mini doll body wearing a collar, multicolored sweatshirt, legwarmers, and sneakers