Cranebones (Hiatus Mode)

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If napping was an Olympic sport, I'd win the gold. Elder Millennial '87 | he/him🏳️‍⚧️♠️ | 🇰🇷🇺🇸 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈👹🔪🔞Grand Sol webcomic on Tapas: tapas.io/series/grandsolcomic **Updates Weekly on Thursdays (mostly🥲)**

CB has copy-pasted the previously unseen obscured fountain onto the new panel where the fountain can actually be seen
an old doodle of Pomerani-Jun wearing fairy wings and pink ribbons. The middle head is giving a warning bark while Babydog (head #3) is happy that a butterfly landed on its nose. Text that originally said "He's gonna FUCK YOU UP" is modified to say "He's gonna FUCK THE GENDER BINARY UP"
The John Cena "Are you sure about that?" meme but it's Gunwoo looking through the hole instead of John Cena.
A weather app screen showing it is sunny and 90 degrees in Freedom (that's 32 degrees in...sCience), projecting high of 90 and a low of 67. Also. "Feels like 93." Then why is it not 93?
Four panels with Sunwoo on the two left panels and Glazzy on the right two panels. The two characters have noticed each other. Sunwoo frowns. Glazzy smiles and waves. Off screen, Mr. Cha says, "In the meantime, I will accompany you as you greet our guests."
It appears that CB has vandalized a screenshot of the cover of a National Geographic magazine: "The secret life of cats", replacing the kittens face with that of Gunwoo smiling mischievously
In the middle of a meeting of Look At Numbers Go Up, the presenter points at the numbers in line form going up with a red laser pointer. This, of course, catches Gunwoo's attention, and he immediately leaps to catch the Red Dot, much to everyone's (especially Hajun's) dismay
Gunwoo sniffs Hajun then opens his mouth and scrunches his nose like the cat's flehmen response. HAJUN: What? Do I smell bad? [sniffs himself] I showered this morning... GUNWOO: [after a moment of calculating and analyzing the scent he took in] No, you just smell different. HAJUN: They were out of my usual bodywash. GUNWOO: Ah.
Hajun (minus glasses) and Gunwoo wearing gi, sparring on the mat. At least, Gunwoo thinks it's sparring time. Hajun is just standing there with one hand on his hip. Gunwoo appears to have one leg crossed over Hajun's leg and one leg pushing behind it, with his arms wrapped around Hajun's other leg as he chomps on it. He would've preferred to the iconic cat "bunny kick", but it is harder to do that when one's metatarsals are nowhere near the length of their femur and tibia. HAJUN: Well, this is a new move... GUNWOO: 💀😾
two dudes seem to be in pursuit of Gunwoo. DUDE 1: WE GOT YOU NOW, JANG GUNWOO!! Gunwoo, however, seems to be crawling...slowly...stalking...silently...like the most stealthy predator. DUDE 1: ...Dude. DUDE 2: What...? DUDE 1: You know we can see you, right? Gunwoo crouches further down, his eyes dilating as his but wiggles, ready for the pounce. DUDE 2: THE FUCK?!
Hajun is trying to take a shower, but it appears that Gunwoo has moved into the space between the shower curtain and the liner, watching Hajun intently. HAJUN: Gunwoo. I love you. But can we please not do this??? GUNWOO: But what if you DROWN???
Gunwoo in the horribly put together cat costume hoodie, gloves, and tail, beckons Hajun to bed. Seductively. GUNWOO: Oh, Jun~~ Come to bed~~ Hajun turns away. HAJUN: I'm going back to my apartment tonight. GUNWOO: WAIT!! COME BACK!! 😭
"If Gunwoo Was A Cat Part 1" (things my nephmew does that I've made Gunwoo do for reasons unbeknownst to all mankind) GUNWOO: [slams bathroom door open as he emerges, alarming Hajun] JUN!! I...have... SUCCESSFULLY EVACUATED MY BOWELS!! THUMBS UP! LOOK AT THAT PIXELLATED STOOL! EXCELLENT! HAJUN: Congratulations (?????)
Now that Gunwoo is swaddled and limited in movement, Hajun has seized the opportunity to clip his nails, pulling one of Gunwoo's swaddled hands free. HAJUN: Be a good boy and let me clip your nails. Gunwoo looks absolutely, positively betrayed by this. He will never trust Hajun again for the next 30 minutes probably.
Hajun holds Gunwoo on his lap. Gunwoo is swaddled in a giant blanket appears to have cried himself to sleep.
Gunwoo looks upset about something. Angy, in fact! He proceeds to vent his frustrations at Hajun
Two WIP panels from an upcoming Grand Sol episode, showing some new characters at the ballroom.
TOBIAS: You have yet to see the full extent of my power! [his luscious eyelashes intensify and become powerfully long. so full. majestic.] BEHOLD!! ISLEY: Ah, yes, the Quee art of the ol' razzle dazzle. Isley's eyelashes also grow super long and he grabs Tobias's lashes with them and flings him into the air. TOBIAS: WHAT THE?? HOW ARE YOUR LASHES SO STRONG?!?! In the foreground, Thief Richards watches silently.
Hajun and Gunwoo as cats again. Hajun is lying down on some kind of couch or bed, whatever, asleep. Gunwoo's head pops up from one of the sides, up to no good. Gunwoo hops onto the couchbed and happily approaches Hajun, then proceeds to curl up and sleep on top of him. Hajun wakes up confused.
Hajun and Gunwoo as cats. Hajun is a gray shorthair cat and Gunwoo is a shorthair cat with seal point coat coloring. Gunwoo is curled up and purring contentedly as Hajun holds him with one paw and grooms the top of his head. CAT!GUNWOO: ❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕 CAT!HAJUN: ❤️(lowercase)
Mock medical diagram showing a side profile of Viktor's head with a view of his skull and his mustache's connection to it.
CB and his driving instructor pull up to some weirdly fenced in warehouse surrounded by chain link fences that have barbed wire on top. INSTRUCTOR: Alright. You can park here. CB: Okay! :) INSTRUCTOR: Wait here. CB: Sure! The instructor gets out of the car and goes to take something out of the trunk. It appears to be some...big box. The instructor then takes the box to some men who come out of the warehouse, expecting him. CB watches on, wondering if he is witnessing a crime...
Marc in his disguise hat and glasses but also wearing a sparky red dress. He has his hands on his hips as he asks "I would like to inquire about the whereabouts of my wife." But it appears someone has corrected Wife to Husband
Pomerani-Jun but with Babydog as the center head. Text says "Existence is short and full of misery. God created us to suffer" But in a fiery heart in the corner, you see Babydog panting and smiling with his eyes closed, very pleased with himself. "But I still love you!"
Glazzy imitating the form of Kyubey from Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Hajun in his magical girl costume about to kick a bitch
Glazzy in their demon form. Opens their giant skull head for a slithery humanoid...thing to slither out. It appears to be wearing some kind of blindfold. The blindfold is revealed to have uwu anime eyes. They grin, revealing a mouth full of way too many teeth. GLAZZY: Time to feed my baby! The camera shifts to show Sunwoo (in Gunwoo's body) looking wide-eyed and mortified at the sight. GLAZZY: I think he's scared of me...
CB holding up his Huion display tablet, looking like he's about to smash it on the ground. He courageously declres, "I AM THE ARBITER OF MY OWN destiny(crossed out) MISFORTUNE!!!" Behind him, Hajun is running at breakneck speeds to catch up to him and stop him.
Gunwoo and Hajun having sexy couples bathtime like they do in those BL comics woohoo~ GUNWOO: [holding up a giant bottle] Who's ready to get SQUEAKY CLEAN~??? Hajun stares off into the middle distance and allows himself to be covered in whatever soap is in that giant bottle. The bottle makes a SPPLRPRPRLPRPLRT sound. GUNWOO: IIIIt's JUN! HOORAY!! Gunwoo has suds-ed up the soap on Hajun's hair and is now scrubbing his back. GUNWOO: Hey, Jun, aren't these all-in-one soaps so convenient?? Just ONE product to wash your hair, scrub your back...clean my ass to prep for the pounding~ :D [he looks quit excited]
A panel from Grand Sol Chapter 6. Gunwoo raises a glass of champagne to his lips to take a sip. HAJUN: [looking at Gunwoo with his arms crossed] I hope you haven't been throwing these kinds of questions at Ms. Choi. GUNWOO: HA! I haven't, but I should. HAJUN: Don't.
An old scribble drawing of cranebones in his car, yelling through the open window to tell Hajun, "Hi, son! Love you!"
Hajun cracks his knuckles, preparing for violence. Text says "Time for violence(?)"
Samsek rummages and explores the oversized ramen cup of memories and triumphantly pokes his head out with his find. He hops out of the cup and immediately begins playing with it, giving bunny kicks SUNWOO: samsam, whatcha got there, bud--OH MY GOD
SUNWOO: We've gone over my feelings and grief...so why don't we talk about yours? HAJUN: [blank expression] I'm fine. The shot widens to show Sunwoo standing in front of Hajun, who for some reason has submerged himself in a giant cup of ramen. SUNWOO: With all due respect, I highly doubt that. HAJUN: Never been better.
A parody of the iconic Disney's Little Mermaid scene where Ariel sings while lifting herself onto a rock, waves crashing behind her. Except it's nipple-eyes-merman Gunwoo triumphantly singing, "REBOOOOOT"
two thumbnail/rough sketches of the same panel. top has what amounts to cryptic blue scribbles that Cranebones was barely able to remember and interpret. bottom has a much more clearly defined sketch of what it's supposed to be. no, Hajun won't be in heels, neither will his leg be exposed like that, so enjoy the view of his muscular calf while you can.
Gunwoo reciprocates the Happy Father's Day greeting by calling Hajun "Daddy", much to Hajun's dismay
HAJUN: Gunwoo. GUNWOO: [turning around] ? HAJUN: [is wearing a party hat and is holding up a groggy Samsek who is also wearing a party hat] Happy Father's Day, I guess. At the very least, you're better than your father... so... yeah... SAMSEK: ?? Aoo?? GUNWOO: [touched and teary eyed] AAAAHHHHH 🥹
A comic memeing on a short where a child is running with a knife, much to a woman's dismay. Hajun notices Sunwoo running with something and asks what he has. Sunwoo proudly declares he is holding a knife, and Hajun panics.
Hajun is peeking out the backseat window of a car. Someone offscreen says, "Oh, what a cute puppy!" The camera angle switches to being behind Hajun, so you can see that he is looking at a Starbucks barista at the drive thru. He is wearing a service dog vest. BARISTA: Does the puppy want a pup cup? HAJUN: [tail wagging] ...yes, please.
Dogboy Hajun is standing alert. He seems to be wearing something. SUNWOO: Um... Mr. Baek? HAJUN: Shh. Don't distract me. You can now see what Hajun is wearing from the back. His ears twitch attentively while Sunwoo looks at the vest that has the words "Service dog. Do not distract." on it
Dogboy Hajun: Hajun with dog ears and a tail, running with his arms stretched out to the sides in a very not-aerodynamic form. Besides his unbuttoned shirt, and he only has his underwear on Artist commentary says "looks more like a yoga lose than him running"
Catwick has claimed the books. They are his books. VIKTOR: [trying to reach for a book] Hi, excuse me. Can I...grab that book? Catwick pushes Viktor's hand away with one hindpaw. VIKTOR: No? Oh. Okay.
Hajun with his arms across his chest and head tilted to one side. His eyes are narrowed in confusion. Cranebones threw in a couple of dog ears on top of his head for good measure, making him look like a confused dog that's trying to "hear" better and understand the fuck is going on
Gunwoo and Hajun being gay. Look at these lovebirds. Gunwoo is backed up against a wall while Hajun leans in, supporting his weight on one hand. Gunwoo has his hands wrapped around Hajun's face and neck, pulling him in for a passionate kiss. Both of them look disheveled. Hajun's knuckles are bloodied and his shirt appears to have bloodstains on it. Gunwoo is bleeding from a cut on his cheek.
Archdemon Dantalion from Grand Sol, sitting with one leg crossed over the other. They're wearing some modern rendition of hanbok, and their eyes are hidden behind an elaborate, beaded headpiece. Their head is haloed like a holy being
Hajun in a fisherman's overalls hoisting something up
Cranebones smiles in front of his drawing tablet. Behind him, Hajun looms over him menacingly, wearing nothing but his underwear, a not-yet-buttoned dress shirt, and a motorcycle helmet. Hajun leans in close, his glare visible through the visor of his helmet. HAJUN: The fuck did you just say? Cranebones sweats nervously
CB in his car, rolling the passenger side window down so Hajun can hear him and see him wave. CB: HI, SON! ❤️❤️ LOVE YOU! HAJUN: [has flipped up the visor to his helmet and looks upset, his eyes glowing red]
Hajun on a motorcycle in nothing but his underwear and a dress shirt that's unbuttoned and billowing behind him. He's wearing slippers and overall not in any state of dress to be riding a motorcycle (or anything, really), but he has a helmet on! He is flipping me off
Gunwoo has donned the BLINDFOLD OF BADASSERY over his eye-nipples. It appears that the nipples are erect, however, so you can see two tiny bumps in the blindfold. GUNWOO: JUN, LOOK! I'm mysterious and badass! HAJUN: Not with your nipples sticking out. GUNWOO: [gasps loudly, scandalized, and covers his blindfold-coveres eye-nipples with his hands for modesty] JUN!
FJSHCKSBSBFBHXHSHF Gunwoo is lying on a beach towel, shirtless and wearing swim trunks. His eyes are nipples and his nipples are eyes. He is wearing the kind of glasses with shades that flip up and down over his eyes like a responsible adult that cares about protecting his retinas from UV rays. He has flipped up the shades to reveal his hilariously magnified nipple-eyes winking at the viewer. On his face, his lips are puckered flirtatiously in an air kiss.
Hajun and Sunwoo are hanging out atop what looks like a futon or some blanket laid out on the floor instead of a couch (this appears to be Hajun's apartment this time). Hajun is sitting semi-cross-legged and looking straight ahead as if watching TV. Sunwoo is lying on his back and looking upside-down at Hajun as he holds Samsek up in the air. Samsek is meowing. SUNWOO: Mr. Baek! Do you know why men have nipples? HAJUN: No. SUNWOO: Would you like me to tell you? HAJUN: No. SUNWOO: Can I tell you anyway? HAJUN: ...sure.
A shot of the other side of the ballroom. There is a hors d'oeuvres table and other dining tables around.
Illustration of Hajun sitting on top of...something. His clothes covered in...stuff. Smoking a cirgarette that's letting out rainbow smoke and wearing rainbow sunglasses
Giant, flying size Pomerani-Jun (with teddy bear cut, wearing the Puppy Cake shirt, which grew in size with him) in the skies, breathing rainbow fire down on the people below. People pitifully scream as they are incinerated, a person flails and screams "GOD IS ANGRY WITH US ALL!!" There are buildings burning (with rainbow fire) in the background. The top of the image has the Pomerani-Jun TV show logo designed by BigBogBug
Pomerani-Jun in with the teddybear cut, wearing the They're My Puppy Cake shirt designed by BigBogBug, except the arms are stuffed with buff doll arms, one of which is holding a foam knife that Babydog (head #3) is happily chewing on. Pomerani-Jun is galloping forward (threateningly?), full of glorious purpose
Side profile of Mr. Cha. His chin looks like it grew 2 sizes