The Mad Dog of Big Wet Smoochies

@craneculture.bsky.social

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18+ ONLY, NO MINORS - they/them - 37 years old - sketches, illustrations, and comics of queer erotic horror, with a helping of Yakuza/RGG. #saemaji <- click to see my saejima/majima art https://linktr.ee/craneculture

A black and white drawing of a person dressed in tight leather pants, a leather moto jacket, and a choker with a collar.
a sketch two mouths parting from a kiss, a string of bright red blood connecting them.
Saejima and Majima embracing in bed, hair messy and a string of spit between their mouths. Majima is smiling blissfully.
a collection of eyes I've doodled over the course of 2025
The meme of the fat man bathing in a verdant spring, with the words "unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing."
Messy doodle of Kiryu saying "Do you wanna. like. share my umbrella. or whatever?"
Kiryu smirking and holding a condom between two fingers, saying "I got condoms"
Quote from Wyrd Sisters by Terry Pratchett: "Come hither, Fool." The Fool jingled miserably across the floor.
The concrete walls dry unevenly, creating grungy, naturalistic patterns that contrast with the house's sharp, angular shape
Goromi and fem Saejima dancing in a club, in vibrant bi-lighting.
Goromi in a fluffy pink coat with pink snakeskin trim.
A shadowy detail of saemaji kissing
messy-written, chaotic-looking
the yaranaika face meme with Majima's beard and eyepatch
Babka the dog, sniffing my new copy of the official English edition of Ichi the Killer volume 1
mimicking Majima's snake print jacket using the paw print brush.
Saejima with large, hairy arms crossed, and big boobs. Their hair is tied in a ponytail
Minami from the Yakuza games
a submission to Toby Fox's Undertale memories. My avatar is a snake person with scaly white and green body and an orange belly, with long green snakes for hair. They have blue glasses and a peaceful expression, and are holding a red heart. Memory: " * It made me happy :)"
A miniature from Taceddin Ahmedi's Iskendername of a group of people in a park.
Willem DaFoe on The Loveless film poster, looking like an incredibly sexy gay biker in tight jeans and a mostly-unzipped leather jacket.
A loose, close-up sketch of Nishiki. He is turned away from the viewer and looking out at an ocean. His hair is loose and a little tousled, and his expression is unreadable.
A supernatural being that appears to be a mess of eyes, hair, and faces
Notification settings under notifications, with almost nothing listed
Fully asleep Babka with his forelegs VERY stretched out
Babka in an even more relaxed but still weirdly twisted pose. He is falling asleep but his eyelid is just open enough that you can see his eye rolled down, showing almost all white instead of his iris. It's a bit creepy
Babka in a similar pose as the first, but with his front paws out too and his head angled down a bit
Babka the shiba laying on the couch, sort of on his back in a weird twisted pose. He seems comfortable despite this
Babka the Shiba laying half-curled on a beanbag chair. His legs are tucked under him so he looks like he only has hind legs
Convergent Evolution by Draayder Summary: "Kyoudai. I spent a lotta time in jail thinkin', and, well..." she shifts her weight from one leg to the other. "I don't know that I much care fer bein' a man."
tumblr user homealonetwolostinnewyour1992 writes: sorry about my huge cool muscles everyone. apologies for my large powerful form
Saejima as a trans woman. She is dressed comfortably in short shorts or boxers and a tank top that fits loosely except where it stretches across her large bosom. She has soft body hair and the usual short hairstyle - the buzzed cut that's grown out just a little. Saejima checks herself out in a mirror when she thinks nobody is looking. She throws a little pose that shows off her muscles and runs her fingers through her short hair. She has a small but satisfied smile on her face, complete with a cute little dimple.
A romantic Kiryu and Saejima circa y4, when Saejima is recovering at the Morning Glory orphanage. They stand close together and face each other, possibly in another room from the viewer. They are loosely holding hands. Saejima's back is facing the viewer and his expression is unreadable, but Kiryu's face is visible as he looks deeply into Saejima's face.
a screenshot of the Goromaru with sails decorated with camo print and a big picture of Saejima
Babka the Shiba absolutely covered in a big furry blanket. Only his head is visible
Saejima: You always surpass anything I can imagine..... And that's because you're Majima, my kyoudai. Majima: Obviously. I ain't gonna lose to some dream.
Closer shot of Saejima's face and chest, wearing the shirt.
The cover of Evanescence's album Fallen
Evil art style challenge Ask your followers what are your art style traits and try to draw without them