Squirrel

@craniumsquirrel.fun

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The Internet's assigned Support Canadian/World's Worst Muse. You can call me Megasciuridae. If that's too much for you, I also answer to Meg and every pronoun available. Especially dude. http://craniumsquirrel.fun

A white door covered in magnets from different places around the us and canada
A gnome in a tall pointy red hat rides a duck. Text reads "we must remain whimsical to survive the horrors of this world'
A very bloodied up room with a TV and lamp in one corner. The image is captioned "caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent."
A gray squirrel seated at a tiny grand piano with the text "they sit at the bar and put nuts in my jar and say squirrel what are you doin here?"
A patch styled like a Star Trek red alert sign, but it reads Everything's Fucked instead.
A screenshot of Wikipedia's TKO Group page showing the ownership header. The WWE is listed as the second highest percentage of ownership at 38.28%, with the McMahons clocking in at 4.52% of that (and possibly more if Stephanie's husband is in the "various shareholders" category).
A picture of the Tibetan Buddhist cosmos with the phrase "I don't trust 'old souls ' Why haven't you escaped samsara yet."
An image of the Alliance of Magicians from the TV series Arrested Development. One in the front holds a sign that reads"We Demand to be Taken Seriously"
A viera in FFXIV poses with a parasol while a lalafell does that Will Smith presenting someone pose next to her.
A plushie red squirrel dressed in a brown bomber jacket, red scarf, and olive flight helmet with goggles on it sits on a gray couch.