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Master Roshi from the Dragon Ball manga tried to put out the fire on Frying Pan Mountain with his Kamehameha Wave, but just realized he blew up the whole mountain. He's saying "I guess I got a little too excited! Tee hee" while sticking out his tongue.
One of the endings. I don't think it has any spoilers.
Same trailcam photo as below, with open-mouthed and wide-eyed turkey looking at the camera from the lower-right corner. Now with Kotori from Love Live peeking in from the lower-left corner; meme-style.
Front yard covered in leaves from the Steam store page
Inside a hut just past a bridge you're not supposed to cross is multiple copies of your truck, and a spare skin suit. Walking through the wall and being confronted by a man was legit terrifying.
Your cute co-worker passing through the gates, giving you updated instructions.
A Windows 98 reminiscent UI shows a transcript from my boss with my first case and a weird rant about if we let minor crimes go, it will embolden criminals to escalate until they're literally rip grandmas limb from limb. A moleman guy is in the corner, much like Clippy, asking me what problems I'm struggling with. Options are: Feeling a lack of purpose. Heartbreak. Health Problems. Financial Problems. I'm ugly. (highlighted) I'm bad at video games.
shot of clones running through a small platformer stage. I had to take this from the store page because I forgot to take any shots of my clones
Pink haired anime girl giving a thumbs up during an anime-style OP. Subtitled lyrics say "To save our Earth so blue, there is nothing you won't do"
Isekai'd Heroine reacts in shock to the Driver saying "I trusted you enough to start driving into pedestrians at high speed. This would be a hell of a time to stop."
The sun sets over a destroyed district. Tifa and Barret look to Cloud for guidance. He stands with his back to them, looking over his shoulder.
I was trying to hit that scoreboard on top of the ski lift, but missed and somehow got my wheels hooked on it, leaving my car dangling vertically.
Photo of Yanya Caballista City Skater for PS2, showcasing the fingerboard controller that attached to the twin thumbsticks to control the game. I never got good at it, but loved the idea. And yes, this photo IS taken on top of my dryer. The utility closet is the only room in my apartment with decent lighting. Okay?
The result of a roll. I have four number boxes that each can be 1-4. I've rolled a 1, 1, 1, 3 which gets me both a pair and a three of a kind bonus. And then I finished the previous round early, so there's an additional 1.7 multiplier.
Parked outside a gas station. Kenzo Mori says "You have some nerve showing your face after what you did."
Bus attendant on a full bus, saying directly to the camera "I wanna go missing" with a flat expression.
Puma from Gitaroo Man saying "No Future In Your Dream"
"Is this a bird meme with the butterfly replaced with a two panels from Yotsubato! where Yotsuba and and her dad are posing on the edge of a walkway, looking out over the ocean. The sound effect "Dan" is in large font, as the father has just arrived. The second panel is the same but adds Fuuka to the group, and the sound effect on this panel is "Dadan". Dandadan is the name of a much more recent manga/anime.
Small section of beach with some animals you can fling back into the ocean with a rake. Probably not the best way to handle wildlife on the beach. And who's paying me to do it?
"The fish committed, you did not." Brother, ain't that the truth!
garbage pile
We didn't actually eat from here though. We went to a fancy steakhouse when we wanted American style meat.
I miss the cheap food in Tokyo. I miss the trains. It gives you a weird sense of freedom when you can walk or bike or train anywhere in the city. Too bad they really, really don't want immigrants (except they do because they're low on workers, but they don't because they keep making it harder)
what up, it's your boy, AG
GO RIL LAS
go ril la
Is he happy? Angry? I do not know.
It's pretty blurry because we saved it from Uber Eats, but it looks like a hamburg steak and mashed potatoes. Is that what they think we eat?
Should I be offended by this gorilla wearing an American flag as a bib? Probably. But I've seen other US tourists in Japan and I totally get it.
Logo for a restaurant chain in Japan called American Gorillas
My boy Sunny, replacing the Riddler from The Batman with the DOES HE KNOW? meme text. Uploaded by clicking the image button and browsing to it.
Set of Exodia the Forbidden one altered with Spider Man Popcorn buckets and renamed Spidey The Friendly One
Sonic The Hedgehog lounging on the ground and saying, "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding"
Headline: Psychology suggests people who grew up without much praise may struggle with compliments as adults
Strip Poker: A Sizzling Game of Chance for Commodore 64. Everyone who bought a C64 was always, somehow, handed a large box of pirated games on floppy disks. This was buried deep in the the box my dad got from a work friend and I guess he never gave them a good look before placing it on the desk in our dining room turned computer room.
anki card for ジュース "juice, soft drink" the picture alongside the example sentence "This juice is a too sweet" is a woman cringing at a glass of red juice in her hand. But she's got a giant, unkempt blonde wig (I hope it's a wig) on, a weirdly shiny blue dress with the biggest damn shoulders I've ever seen, and the glass of red juice is massive. Looks like a full 2 liters of Red Pop in there.
It's not much, but it's honest work
Panel 1: Man eating at All You Can Eat Diner Panel 2: Cook putting up a sign Panel 3: Man panicking at the sight of the Foreclosure Imminent sign
Anki kard for 計画 (keikaku) Definition "plan, project"
Two flashcards. Both for the kanji 表 One card has the pronunciation of hyou and definition of table or list (or chart, I guess) Another card as the pronunciation of omote and is defined as front side, face, outside (and implies door/entrance, I guess)
learnNatively.com screenshot with my start and end dates of Dragon Ball 1 for 3/27-4/20
Speedboat moving through water. The sound effect is "BOOAAT!" In English, even though this is a Japanese language manga.
My skate. character looking on at another player named Dead who is currently sprawled out on the ground looking, well, dead.
Market Mile Boxes, all complete.
Closeup of Bernard's smiling face
Seven of Nine's replacement, Nine of Nine, is on screen and talking about something. Yeah, she's great and all, but she's not a Hero character so I can't bring her on away missions or anything.
Paul vs Kuma
Crop and enhance of the moon. Stars can be seen shimmering through the moon. Which is NOT HOW MOONS WORK!
The night time skybox from Hytale.
Yotsuba is reading the newspaper and making a grumpy face. She's saying that it's dangerous lately, but the article she's pretending to read has a headline about record high ice cream sales.
Bridge Scene. Ensign Harry Kim is saying "Oh boy, imagine me becoming captain one day..." oh, Kim. You didn't even get to survive in my playthrough.
Heroes screen from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Two heroes, Harry Kim and Kes, have candles over their cards, indicating they died during a mission. Four heroes, Tom Paris, The Doctor, Seska, and Kashyk, have down arrows indicating they were abandoned in a previous sector.
My character in skate 4 wedged between a bench and a trash can.
Chrono Trigger title screen
Shot of a man writing notes in Japanese.
Offering the three legged carrot to my cat, Reese, for inspection.
MM3 Boss Select Screen with all bosses beaten and Break Man in the center
Tayama pulling her leather jacked down off her shoulder and saying, "I used it (deodorant) near here. Go head (and smell it)" From the manga [スーパーの裏でヤニ吸うふたり] (Smoking Behind the Supermarket with You)
Final Grade B You pulled it off!