Jessica Albatross

@crawdaddy37.bsky.social

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The sexiest bitch at this bingo hall

An image of Baby Waluigi. A little cartoon baby in a purple shirt, black overalls, red shoes and a purple hat with an upside down capital L. He is extremely cute. Also his nose is very pink compared to the rest of him
A bowl of French onion short rib ramen with large croutons, scallions, and an egg with a red spoon on a wooden table with patterned tiles. In the background you can see another bowl and a hand holding chopsticks
Zohran's campaign poster but it reads "no one's gay for Moleman"
The Zohran campaign font but it reads "they got those big chewy pretzels for five dollars? Get outta here"
Something called a "black and tan pizza". What it is is just the worst looking pizza on earth. Cheese is totally burnt
A still of Dolores O'Riordan of The Cranberries from the music video for Linger. Text reads "do you have to? Do you have to let it linger?"
A white bag of Milk Bone dog treat that's a collab with Dunkin. Text reads Milk Bone Dunkin Vanilla Glaze Flavor Biscuits with other natural flavors. There's also pictures of donut shaped dog treats and a dog (not a Boston terrier)
A box that says "valued naturals" with a drawing of a farm
An ugly ass neon green cardigan sweater. Truly the worst thing I've ever seen
A can of Conifer Cosmos Hazy IPA from New Trail Brewing and Other Hand Brewing. It's black and orange with pine trees and the logos for the companies
You australian shepherd looking ahead in car
Mega Victreebell. Just an absolute unit of a plant with some big leaves coming out his head, a vine round his throat and a contagious smile
The Pokémon Mothim. It’s a moth with a black body, tiny lil white arms and legs, big yellow wings and some orange and white antennae
Satan making Jesus soup on the moon
Gabe from the office yelling “shut up about Newsom!” Instead of “shut up about the sun!”
Satan cooking Jesus in a soup with peppers and cubes of what appears to be beef. Oh and this is on the moon where there is a Structure of some sort
A plate of French fries and a hand holding a can of something called “New Pepper”
A red emoji face that looks tense and perhaps even stressed! It doesn’t look happy certainly folks
A Letterboxd review of Perfect Blue that reads AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I don t. Think I want to be famous. User gave it 4 and a half stars
It’s a can of olive oil. It’s the size of a pounder of beer you can buy at a gas station but it’s fucking OLIVE OIL
A still from the simpsons. A guy in a suit is scared on a boat surrounded by sailors yelling “this enormous woman will devour us all!”
The Pokémon Cradily
Burger on the ground
A robot named Joey Mousepad from Futurama
A picture of Tony Soprano holding a Needler from Halo
Screenshot of Fox News with image of Zohran Mandani and quote that says “Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Promises” and text that had been edited to say “New Malibu Ken Album”
An image of the Pokemon Galarian Corsola and its evolution, Cursola
A close up shot of a partially preserved body
A beautiful toy Australian Shepherd sitting in a car with a flamingo bandana on that he received after his bath
Album art for Thee Oh Sees album Mutilator Defeated At Last. Not sure what the actual image is but it looks like a fucked up spiky alien holding a gun made of onion rings
A text message that reads “I found a whole avocado stuffed into the corner of the couch in my office today lmao”
Album art for Tobacco’s Sweatbox Dynasty. I honestly don’t know how to describe what this is
Screenshot from the simpsons. A seemingly naked homer is stuck in a tub hanging from a hook, caption reads “scattered boos”
A screenshot from the upcoming Pokemon Legends ZA game. It shows the player character battling an NPC in what appears to be an alley. The player character is using a Totodile against the NPC’s Pansage
A screenshot of Leela from Futurama. Text reads “that’s not a warning. A warning’s supposed to come before something bad happens”
A Mug root beer vending machine sitting in front of a building on a grassy lawn. Text on vending machine says “Got that dawg in you? Prove it.” Image text reads “college bar installs Mug vending machine that takes barks as payment”
A picture of King Charles III sitting in a suit by an “On Air” sign. Text reads “only on Apple Music. His Majesty King Charles III shares songs that have ‘brought me joy.’”
An image from The Simpsons showing Ned Flanders parents. The mother is shrugging and the father looks disappointed.
A headline reads: Louis Vuitton is releasing a bag shaped like a lobster for $18K. There is an image of the purse, shaped like a lobster, claws and all, covered logos.
A toy Australian Shepherd dog wearing a dark blue bandana sitting on an ottoman, being incredibly handsome
A small Toy Australian Shepherd lays in a silly way amongst some pillows