Joseph

@crazdgamer.com

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Gamer, writer, person. Plays card games, randomizers, and retro games. Judges Yu-Gi-Oh sometimes.

Card text for the Yu-gi-oh card Nadir Servant. “Send 1 monster from your Extra Deck to the GY, then add 1 "Dogmatika" monster or "Fallen of Albaz" from your Deck or GY to your hand, that has ATK less than or equal to that sent monster in the GY, also, for the rest of this turn after this card resolves, you cannot Special Summon from the Extra Deck. You can only activate 1 "Nadir Servant" per turn.” The words “Deck or GY” are highlighted in yellow and circled in red.
Partial screenshot of the Duel Links shop’s bundle pages showing Lady Labrynth of the Silver Castle available as part of a one-time bundle purchase.
A Link to the Past Randomizer screenshot (with Celes from Final Fantasy VI as the Link Sprite) holding the Moon Pearl. The timer reads 2:29:33.5) The streamer is reconsidering his life choices.
The Yu-Gi-Oh TCG card Angelechy Opening to e4
iOS calendar entries for 3 Yu-Gi-Oh TCG regional qualifiers (September 12 in Springfield MA, September 19 in Philadelphia, and September 26 in the Catskills)
crazdgamer’s attendee badge for Summer Games Done Quick
“When you try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing your heart rate with no changes in exhaustion” followed by a picture of a skull with lit eyes and a skeleton with trailing motion blur.
Screenshot of a google search text box which says “how to build a discord bot for dummies”
Jecht from Final Fantasy X
If this card is Fusion Summoned: You can target cards your opponent controls, up to the number of LIGHT and DARK monsters used as this card's material; destroy them. If this card is banished: You can target 1 Level 4 LIGHT or DARK Dragon monster you control; its Level becomes 8. You can only use each effect of "Khaos Starsource Dragon" once per turn.
STREAM SCHEDULE (week of 5/11/2026, all times Eastern) Monday 5/11 9pm: SMZ3 Weekly: Normal 7/5/3 Fast Ganon Tuesday 5/12 8pm: ALTTPR Stepladder: Casual Boots Wednesday 5/13 7pm: Super Metroid Map Rando Weekly: Season 5 settings Friday 5/15 8pm: Yu-Gi-Oh Dailies (Duel Links and Master Duel)
Yu-Gi-Oh TCG card Super Starslayer TY-PHON Sky Crisis. Ultimate Rare OP30-EN003
Yu-Gi-Oh Master Duel screenshot. Turn 3, Main Phase 1. Opponent has no cards on field or in hand. Player’s field has Stardust Dragon, Thought Ruler Archfiend, Elemental HERO Stratos, and Dark Armed Dragon. Player’s hand has D.D. Crow.
Yu-Gi-Oh Master Duel screenshot. Turn 1 Main Phase 1. Empty field. Player’s hand is Krebons, Elemental HERO Stratos, Reinforcement of the Army, 2 copies of Destiny Draw, and Allure of Darkness
STREAM SCHEDULE (week of 4/27/2026) all times Eastern Monday 4/27 8pm: Yu-Gi-Oh Dailies (Duel Links and Master Duel) Wednesday 4/29 6pm: ALTTPR Stepladder race: All Dungeons Keysanity Thursday 4/30 7pm: ALTTPR Stepladder race: Crosskeys 2024 Saturday 5/2 4pm: Super Metroid Map Rando weekly race: mode tbd (then Yu-Gi-Oh after???)
For you Duel Links Auto-Build: Dragonmaid Sheou
Wordle puzzle. The fourth guess is NORSE which the game says is “not in the word list”
Are ladders the best way to choose out champions? It is actually not even clear that the top players on a ladder are the best. I am sure that sometimes they are, but often the top echelon of a competitive ladder is filled with a group think and adherence to whatever is perceived as the top level metagame. A long time ago I divided players into innovators and honers. Innovators wanted to find new strategies in games, while honers would take those strategies and squeeze all the value out of them. The deal was that innovators would come up with something new and surprising and do well with it. In the long run, the honers were always the champions, but their reign was broken up by innovation. Of course in practice most players are a mix, and there are occasional champions who arise who do both very well – but that was the pattern in a lot of games as I saw it.
Screenshot of the Wrestlemania 42 broadcast. There are 9 separate camera angles being shown at the same time.
Pokemon GO screenshot of a shiny Jolteon with the Best Buddy badge and 15/15 in all stats assisted with Hyper Training.
Yu-Gi-Oh Master Duel screenshot. There are 5 Kewl Tune synchro monsters on the opponent’s field.
Facebook post from Crazdgamer, April 9 2023 me: activate Branded Fusion opp: chain Ash me: You cheated not only the game but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
Screenshot of a red-eyes deck in Duel Links with missing cards.
The full-Art version of the Magic: The Gathering card Celes, Rune Knight
Screenshot of Hearthstone’s 4.1.26 patch notes. The important part of the image is the “news” that they’re bringing back the Sorry emote for one day.
Duel Links screenshot of an Age Verification Window. There is a slide bar to enter the age, with the right-most end of the slide bar indicating “35+” Text reads “Please enter your age. Please input your personal information carefully as we will use it for setting an appropriate level of privacy protection.
Another partial transcript of my chat with HP's chat support AI Sage. Here, it asks me to connect the docking station to the laptop, check if the laptop detects it, check for updated graphics drivers, then asks to connect the docking station to the laptop again using the same instructions as it did previously.
A partial transcript of a chat conversation is HP's tech support AI Sage. Long story short, it asked me to unplug something that was already unplugged (because it asked me to unplug it and didn't tell me to plug it back in)
Screenshot of Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Links game log where a Swordsoul Token and Ruddy Rose Dragon make direct attacks on the opponent.
Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Links screenshot of the starting “versus” screen of Paradox and Espa Roba. Their mouths are both open in their poses. That is the joke in its entirety.
A black cat resting on my lap with my left arm pinned down
Master Duel pulls. Notables are a Royal-finish Dark Requiem Xyz Dragon, a W:P Fancy Ball, and 3 PSY-Framelord Omega
When this card is activated: Add 2 "Exosister" monsters from your Deck to your hand, then discard 1 card. You can target 1 face-up monster you control; immediately after this effect resolves, Normal Summon 1 "Exosister" monster mentioned on that monster. If a monster(s) is sent to your opponent's GY, even during the Damage Step: You can activate this effect; your opponent banishes 1 of them. You can only use each effect of "Exosister Betrayal" once per turn. Please note that the text of this card has been adjusted. Be sure and play with the version on this page, even if your physical card is different.
Box of an unassembled Divine Arsenal AA-ZEUS Sky Thunder figure
The blank version of The Office “they’re the same picture” meme
Screenshot of a pack purchasing screen in Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Links. There are 64 packs of Zodiac Destiny left in the box. The only UR left to pull is Branded Fusion.
Panel 1: Stick figure of guy holding a cell phone, guy says "The Worst She can say is no" and hits send. Panel 2: Local Newspaper: Volume 11, crazdgamer.com, 16 December 2025. Headline reads: Area Man Messages Woman on a Dating App. Article text begins: Can you believe the nerve of this guy? Like... who does he think he is? Messaging women on an app designed for meeting and messaging people? Panel 3: Same pose as Panel 1 but the text is "Wait how did they get that picture???
John Cena smiling while in a headlock
Duel links screenshot of one of the Goha Rush Festival Duel Result screens showing the R-Power increasing from 66 to 67.
Look, it’s a… it’s a dog’s head on a strong man’s body. I don’t… I don’t know how else to describe this. (The text on the bottom says the character’s name is Graves, and he says “Raised in tragedy, I am Graves! The terrible terrier from the stars!”)
Yu-Gi-Oh Rush Duel card Vic Viper Full Custom [Machine/Fusion/Effect] "Gradius" + "Gradius' Option" + "Gradius' Option" This card can be Contact Fusioned. [REQUIREMENT] None [CONTINUOUS EFFECT] This card cannot be destroyed by card effects. This card inflicts piercing battle damage.
Pokemon TCG pocket screenshot of 10 coin flips: 2 heads (with Eevee as the image) and 8 tails.
Target 1 Rank 4 Xyz Monster you control; Special Summon from your Extra Deck, 1 "Number C" monster that is 1 Rank higher than that monster you control, by using it as the Xyz Material. (This Special Summon is treated as an Xyz Summon. Xyz Materials attached to that target also become Xyz Materials on the Summoned monster.)
"One old favorite Deck that didn’t make the field of 64 brought back the original Yang Zing cards from Duelist Alliance and The New Challengers. Yang Zing is one of the strategies we’re planning to add in the next Rivalry of Warlords update, and in fact was the only strategy we’re planning to add that no one had brought previously."
Screenshot of a TCGplayer listing for Blue-Eyes White Dragon (JUMP-EN068) with a market price of $92.40