Matt Botts

@crazyvaclavs.com

1321 Followers 1995 Following

Security and Compliance geek, law school dropout, error-prone computer made of meat. Opinions are my own. Especially the dumb misspelled ones.

Fozzie Bear, a black golden retriever mix smiles next to Shiloh, a shepherd x husky mix in a yard in front of a green hedge
Dana Gould, dressed like Doctor Zaius if he was a 1970’s talk show host, laying on a MCM style desk with ferns and a geometric background. He’s point to the title, Hanging With Doctor Z
About Jon Jon Harvey is a comedy writer, performer and producer. His credits include some of the biggest satirical TV shows of the last thirty years, including The Thick Of It, Have I Got News For You, Time Trumpet with Armando lannucci, Yes Minister and Last Week Tonight With John Oliver. His Radio 4 shows with Rob Newman have won two BBC Audio Drama Awards, and his online comedy videos have amassed over 70 million hits. In 2019 the New Yorker garlanded him for creating one of the 'Jokes of the Year' with his Succession parody starring Boris Johnson. He is also the human alter-ego of Count Binface, Earth's favourite intergalactic politician, who in 2021 became officially voters' ninth choice to be Mayor of London. Jon's first solo comedy special Sudden Death aired on BBC Radio 4 in July 2022. It's a spin-off of his debut memoir A Fan For All Seasons which will be published by Penguin Random House in August 2023. Jon's acclaimed debut Edinburgh Fringe show in 2018 led to transfers at SOHO Theatre and VAULT Festival. He has also performed at the Bloomsbury Theatre and to 5000 people at the Glastonbury Festival.
OP’s amazing copy of Dr. Katz Professional Therapist: The Complete Series on DVD on a shelf next to a painting, some books, and a center channel speaker. A black 4k player sits below
A black dog is tangled in a hammock in the sand with trees in the background
Mr mucus strangles a fish in an ALGAE filled waterway
A black framed Geographic Information System (GIS) map with red location markers and a blue lake. A company name in red is at the top which reads Matrix Research and the motto “let us jack you in” below. On the far right top is a map key box titled “Sprawl” with the symbols for lake, roads, and CUSTOMERS. Below it is a signature box with William Gibson’s signature. The lowest box gives the maps scale as .5 miles.
Looking out into Oakland and Berkeley from Cleveland Heights. A boxy grey house and grey roofed apartment building on MacArthur Blvd
Art Garfunkel licking his finger in a robe while sitting in a kitchen, looking cool as hell
Wald 157 Giant Front Delivery Basket (Gloss Black). Made of black wire with front axle attachment points.
A terrified blue-bellied lizard hides on the back of a purple-ish couch.
Mascot Bernie Brewer with his trademark insouciance and Barrelman holding a bat and putting out some scary fucking vibes at American Family Stadium.
Databank Dallas, circa 2015
Photo of freight cars blocking a crossing at-grade in the background. Foreground is a bitchin’ ramp to jump over the lame-ass freight cars.
A shitty photo of a tv, with a man reading a phone and responding “checking BlueSky.”
A diluted calico sits on the neck of a bush-bearded dude in a brewers cap
A man that looks nothing like OP corners a beautiful woman to explain something she clearly does not care about, while she looks for an escape
A white, black and brown husky-shepherd mix sitting on wet, brown concrete next to lawn chairs, a fire pit, with a sandy backyard and trees behind. It is raining
Post from Rob (Ro2R) @Ruleof2Review “Ex-blockbuster employee here. And I mean it with 100% sincerity that the world would be a better place if we shut down all streaming services, re-opened Blockbusters and video stores worldwide, and shoved people back out into the world to find and enjoy their entertainment.”
A white baseball cap with a gray bill. The front of the cap reads: Hello, I am fleeing the American cs try of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy White Monster Energy Drinks? Below it is the same phrase in (I think?) Mandarin
An actress with blonde hair, a tan suit and a red bag saying “listen up fives, a ten is speaking.”
Just got off a call with the head economist from [BIG BANK]. We’re utterly fucked. European airlines have ~3 weeks of jet fuel left. If the strait remains closed until summer they’re forecast models show 15-20% unemployment and inflation spiking into double digit territory
A chimpanzee sitting in front of a computer monitor with garbage spilling out looking perplexed Garbage in… …Garbage out
Balki Bartokomous saying his delightfully sly catch-phrase, “Don’t be ridiculous.”
The Far Side cartoon The Other Side. In it, a chicken looks across a desolate highway to a sigh that reads The Other Side - why do you need a reason?
Jimmy Carter statue with the slogan malaise forever” and a crowd jeering
A wooden hutch with the center door open. Inside is a red light and mirrored glass paneling with a liquor decanter and 2 glasses in the center.
Joe Exotic meme reading “I’m never going to financially recover from this”
Downtown Dallas, with Dallas city hall in the distance beckoning like the Siren’s call in the Odyssey
Meme showing thinking cap guy (dropsite news) with the text bubble reading “this fucking sucks actually” pointing at a hotdog riding a skateboard with a backwards hat, the literal coolest thing ever. The hot dog on a skateboard represents the foreign policy views outlined for the candidate, Kat Abughazaleh
Reginald VelJohnson holding a guitar and making a funny face with the words “shut the fuck up!”
Screenshot from Strip Law featuring Mayor George Wallace recoiling from Vegas Santa saying “give daddy a bowl of your teeth”