Colton ☕️

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me in the mirror if my new place in short green shorts and a nirvana shirt
me in gratuitously tight black underwear
adam sandler: holy shit im gonna cum
my tiktok account QR code
screenshot of rah tah tah lyrics by tyler the creator “im a bonafide face seat box muncher”
me in mirror in gray undies and a brown t-shirt that says fuck ice in magazine cutout font
an image of a bird eating peas with text that says “mmm… four hundred and seventy-eight pea”
tiktok screenshot of my profile featuring my name and username a bio including all our podcasts some videos posted by me
chick from obsession frowning
a red back drop, an all black 3 headed dragon targaryen sigil laid over it, over that, in large Gold letters GEEK WITH ME. above the imagery are the words “house of the dragon • season 3”
a post on blue sky Why are the most the Imperial leaders English in StarWars? If we have learnt anything they should be New York real-estate business owners or southern hicks? with a photo of darth vader choking out an imperial
a series of texts between my father and i i sent him a screenshot from my letterboxd review of MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE the review reads: silly goofy stupid movie but i had a good time. got to see it with my dad as the clock struck midnight and turned into father's day, he loved the cartoon and action figures growing up. i remember playing with them in my grandparents basement and him showing them to me excitedly when i was little. so, hard to be objective (if such a thing is possible re: movies) about something that makes me so happy. happy father's day, hope ur dad is as good as mine🩷 i sent the screenshot with the caption: most honest review i can give of the movie🩷 his reply: The Beastmaster is on Apple
King Shark, AKA Nanaue, in the animated show HARLEY QUINN
cloudy sky scary
me in an open robe with the word pride and a heart censoring my otherwise exposed dick
me in a robe in the mirror throwing up a peace sign
mirror selfie in bob dylan shirt and short green shorts
“always has been” astronauts meme
me in work uniform, black shirt and jeans
selfie in front of my house
mirror selfie, brown t-shirt, gray underwear
The Hateful Eight The Deer Hunter The Doors Red Lights Last King of Scotland Last of the Mohicans Lucky A Streetcar Named Desire Stepmom
an obviously AI generated video with a simulacrum of a white man where his top half faces forward but his body contorts halfway down and his butt is in the front and his legs face backward.
drawing of laura palmer
complete star wars drawing with: saw gerrera, captain phasma, lando calrissian, chewbacca, omega, finn, poe k2so, han solo, c3po, obi wan kenobi, holdo, r2d2 kylo ren, tech, boba fett, maul, rey, mando, grogu, hera, leia, doctor aphra, cassian wicket, yoda, luke, palpatine, vader, rex, ashoka, sabine and avar kriss
patty harrison in i think you should leave saying I DONT WANT THAT
same as previous, now featuring han solo and r2d2
same pic as above, now featuring tech, captain rex, hera syndulla, a janky ass ahsoka tano
drawings of various star wars characters heads, kylo ren, obi-wan, princess leia, rey, maul, boba fett, din djarin, luke skywalker and darth vader
little colored pencil drawing i did of david lynch
me in a mirror selfie throwing up a peace sign in a brown shirt and black sweats
lucas erceg laying in a hotel bedroom lookin lik a fuckboy
send me anonymous messages. Celebrity crushes rn?
send me anonymous messages. Last movie you saw in a theater?
send me anonymous messages. what's the last movie you watched
send me anonymous messages! who's your favorite current Royals player?? also all time??
send me anonymous messages! How long have you been a Royals fan?
send me anonymous messages. favorite movie ending ever?
mirror selfie with me throwing up a peace sign :)
the mandalorian with maroon chest plate and adornments with green undergarments
selfie on tiktoj
Barbie with a tear streaming down her face,
me in mirror selfie, throwing up peace sign, black shirt and gray underwear
me in a mirror selfie new kc royals city connect sweatshirt and purple underwear
mirror selfie
jon bernthal saying wait wait wait wait
an image of roland schitt from acclaimed television comedy SCHITTS CREEK, there’s a speech bubble extending from his mouth insinuating he is making the statement in the Quoted Post
letterboxd review for if i had legs i’d kick you “contemplating the dull thudding chest pain and probable numbed out fugue state i would suffer if i double featured this with DIE MY LOVE”
me in the mirror with a tank and gray underwear
me in my glasses and a blue shirt
acrylic on canvas, heavily textured shades of green encompass the whole canvas as a small mouse lit from the right scuttles from the top right corner. his name is mr jingles from the movie the green mile
me with my new haircut floating curly and lightly to both sides of my head framing my face in a fashion reminiscent of a 70s hairstyle
actors stephen graham (left) and kiki layne (right) stand opposite each other looking into one another’s eyes, stood on a stone path wearing complimentary colors of yellow and denim
me with messy long hair down to my tummy
me in a mirror selfie with my dog, i’m wearing a blue sweatshirt and brown sweatpants
a series of comments on an snl sketch about the 300 spartans who fought in the battle of thermopylae reading “this movie came out 20 years ago that they are spoofing” “why does it matter when it came out c everyone gets the reference and it’s funny” “this tells us more than we need to know about today’s Hollywood, doesn’t it?” “it’s called cultural stagnation”
me in a robe in the mirror
1) Bound 2) Mission Impossible 3) Romeo + Juliet 4) Fargo 5) The Daytrippers 6) Trainspotting 7) The Birdcage 8) Basquiat 9) Bottle Rocket 10) Twister 11) Chronicle of a Disappearance 12) Stunt Woman 13) From Dusk til Dawn 14) Happy Gilmore 15) Barb Wire