Lucy 🌌💎

@creativemachine.bsky.social

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Our Lady of Perpetual Exhaustion 🙏😴 Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius Personally victimised by minor inconveniences Flashes: @lucyrebekah Pixelfed: creativemachine@pixelfed.art

Cropped, zoomed-in version of original photo, focusing on a mislaid white tile where there should be a black tile, interrupting the border pattern.
Rowan Atkinson delivering liturgical humour while dressed in vicar robes
A zoomed-in crop of the photo from the original post, showing a mistake in the tiling pattern.
a weirdly zen screenshot of an incomplete methodology section that reads "Methodology: we will be"
A screenshot of a BlueSky post by user Caleb Crain @ calebcrain.bsky.social posted 33m ago that reads: “American flag but the square background behind the stars is light green”
US flag with the blue behind the stars replaced with an image of the green algae of the Reflecting Pool. Algae image credit to Jared Angle c/o The Eagle Online dot com, tweaked to emphasise the green tones of the algae.
A screenshot of a classic tumblr exchange between users personsonable and miaislying that reads: @ personsonable: me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU @ miaislying: Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean? @ personsonable: decay exists as an extant form of life @ miaislying: That's a terrifying answer, have a nice day
A black cat sits curled up in a fluffy cat bed on a carpeted floor. Behind it is shelves with various junk, and more miscellaneous junk around it.
Scribbly low-effort version of a Time Magazine cover, hastily drawn in the iOS Notes app (dark mode), featuring a yellow stick figure and the headline “Please Idolise This Billionaire” written in white, with the ‘B’ of Billionaire covered with blue scribble, and the letters ‘TR’ overwritten in purple for contrast.
A black cat sits atop a desk in front of computer screens, obscuring them from the user’s view. Meanwhile a comfy, cosy cat bed is strategically positioned - and ignored - right next to the user’s chair. The cat remains desk-bound.
Everyone’s least favourite form of pasta, Penne Lisce. With no ridges to hold the sauce, there’s no escaping that distinctive cardboard taste.
Brad Pitt starring in ‘Inglorious Basterds’ declaring “Each and every man under my command owes me 100 Näzi scalps”
A fan-generated title card for a fake episode of Star Trek: Voyager. The episode title reads “Kim Dies Again” and features the underside of the ship as it glides through space.
David Bowie wearing an incredible costume inspired by the Bauhaus’ “Strange Ballet”. The legs are huge semi-circles, creating a silhouette of a literal pear-shape, and it is black with silver concentric lines. He has his signature red mullet, striking makeup and red platform shoes.
The two legendary bird Pokemon Articuno (left) and Moltres (right) over the caption ‘ARTICUNO VS MOLTRES LEGENDARY BATTLE’
At the top: the crew of Artemis II mission currently en route to the moon At the bottom: the original four members of SG-1, the flagship team of the Stargate program
Mia Wallace and Vincent Vega enjoy an overpriced burger meal and shake (on Marsellus Wallace’s dime) at a table seated inside a mint-green convertible Cadillac inside the Jack Rabbit Slims fifties restaurant in Pulp Fiction. Not paying with his own money didn’t stop Vega from having a whinge about the milkshakes being overpriced.
Wikigacha card for Abigail Thorn’s Wikipedia page
Wikigacha card for “Dreadnaught (Star Trek: Voyager)” with a caption that reads: "Dreadnought" is the 33rd episode of Star Trek: Voyager, the 17th episode in the second season. The USS Voyager encount ers a Cardassian weapon that is en route to destroy an innocen t civilization in the Delta Quadrant due to sabotage by Chief E ngineer B'Elanna during her time as a member of the Maquis. The card also features an Attack of 3193 and a Defence of 1167.
Albo chumming with Trump for reasons that still elude sensible people
View of the newly installed banner at DOJ featuring DJT, with personnel in camouflage walking past in the foreground
Photo of the installation, cropped in at the bottom of the banner. Two men are securing the banner hung at the DOJ with the updated phrase “Make America Safe Again”. The ‘F’ of ‘Safe’ is obscured by a flagpole.
Sign seen at Minnesota protests that reads “Trump can oligargle deez nutz”
Denobulan Doctor Phlox of the NX-01 USS ENTERPRISE puffing up his face (in surprise? Shock? Seduction? Hard to be certain)
An artwork featuring fluoride pink paint & black embroidery thread, depicting an abstract geometric pattern. The pink section is a diagonal stripe, from the top left to the bottom right, and the black thread forms descending parallel lines that run adjacent to it.
Daniel Radcliffe in Guns Akimbo, standing outside on a wet paved public area possibly a driveway - wearing a checked bathing suit robe, old tiger-claw slippers and guns nailed to his character’s hands with a crazed look on his face.
A dot-point from the Ministerial Direction that reads: Puberty Blockers or Sex Hormones will continue to be prescribed for a medical condition other than Gender Dysphoria.
A cropped-in version of the ai-rendered house floor plan posted by OP. The crop-in focuses on the master bedroom labelled “Master Suite” which itself features no less than three built-in closets, with a connecting ensuite bathroom labelled “Coat Bath” that features two toilets, and also a “Huge Walk-in Closet” with the word “walk-in” mangled by the generator. The closet is adjacent to a “Master R0ksn” which was presumably meant to be a bathroom, though it only features a toilet and a small bath in the corner; as well as 2 doors. All these little rooms are situated around a small void space labelled “Main Foyer”, which in the context of the rest of the plan is definitely NOT the Main Foyer. Outside the Master Suite is also a “Master Room”, which is a funny way to say Sun Room
A duck-shaped cake, as featured in the Australian classic Women’s Weekly Birthday Cake cookbook. It is covered in yellow icing and features lolly accents for its eyes and buttons, popcorn for its ‘hair’, crinkle-cut chips for its duck bill and a BIG red bow tied around its neck. Notorious for its difficult assembly, it has been the bane of parents everywhere since the ‘80s; likely even more so since it featured in an episode of Bluey. At least now the millennial kids who picked it are getting their comeuppance as parents.
An elderly Skitz, seated in the slightly overgrown grass. She loved being outside; she was the most herself there.
Classic @dril tweet that reads “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL”
18 seconds of hail falling outside the window, onto the grass and causing sizeable splashing on the pool. Though not the largest seen around of late, the hailstones are up to golf-ball sized, which is the largest we have seen here. The sound of hailstones on the tin roof is cacophonous, and was enough to wake our almost-2yo from her nap.
Screenshot of the title card for the animated cartoon ‘Bananaman’, featuring the word ‘BANANAMAN’ in all caps wrapped around Planet Earth, with the titular hero flying past with his banana-skin cape. The expression on his face is as unhinged as the show’s premise
A screenshot of an Apple Notes drawing of a Time Magazine cover featuring a stick figure and the headline “Please Idolise This Billionaire”
A cropped-in image of a baby Butcher bird looking directly at the camera with an angry expression
A brown beetle stuck on its back on a windowsill. Its legs are splayed, it’s looking directly at the camera, and has the most fabulous, luxurious eyebrows you’ve ever seen.
Excerpt from Isaac Asimov’s satirical essay that reads: And my daughter said, "I think Mr. Spock is dreamy!" I started! If my daughter said Mr. Spock was dreamy, then he was dreamy to the entire feminine population of the world, for my daughter is plugged into that vague something called "femininity" and her responses are infallible.
A photo of a frog sitting outside on a windowsill at night, looking in. Photo is taken from inside looking out.
OneDrive push notification labelled ‘Memory Montage (sparkle emoji, clapboard emoji, music notes emoji): Relive the best moments of September 11!’
Riker and his dad Kyle sparring Anbo-Jyutsu style on the holodeck in Star Trek: The Next Generation S2E14 The Icarus Factor
A cropped in shot of E J Antoni as he stands next to Trump in the Oval Office wearing a thousand yard stare that indicates he definitely isn’t in over his head - nope, not him, he’s very confident indeed
ScoMo sitting in parliament holding up a piece of coal to the opposition while wearing his signature shit-eating grin
A close-up shot of the three members of girl group Remember Monday, reacting with glee and enthusiasm after being awarded 12 points by Italy. Remember Monday represented the UK at Eurovision last week with their single ‘What The Hell Just Happened?’
Two fluffy black domestic medium-hair cats sitting on a tiled floor and staring up at the camera with identical expressions
Meme image sourced from LoTR TTRPG of a wizard pondering a blue glowing orb.
Taylor Swift wearing the new “Female Rage: The Musical” dress for “The Tortured Poets Department” portion of the Eras Tour concert. She is standing wide, bending down a little and holding the mic stand as she belts into the microphone with her hair flying back in motion.
Pixel the black cat lies on a black bookshelf with his head and paws dangling over the edge
Black cat Willow sitting in a basket full of wooden toy blocks belonging to her human baby sister. She is looking at the camera with a deadpan expression.