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Parent, spouse, 40s, they/them, some sort of goober (Also, yes, that is actually my eye)

A classic still of Haley Joel Osmond in "the Sixth Sense"
The infamous reflecting pool, but overlaid with the packaging logos from the Masters of the Universe Evil Horde Slime Pit playset.
a quick comparison highlighting a tragic resemblance with Tucker Carlson's durrrrrrface.
Danny DeVito emerging naked from inside a couch in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
Ît was Hagan all along!
Yet another picture from that Trek title generator everyone is using. The series is "Enterprise". The title is "No-one is using this one and it is very telling".
The Burger King logo again, but this time using very crude asci art to make it look like the burger has eyes. The tagline is "burger is watching".
The Burger King logo changed to say "Cuban Pete" with the tagline "king of the rumba beat", a movie reference that would have been iffy when it was recent and may not land for literally anyone who sees it in 2026.
GIF of a person doing their best Simon Pegg impression while´drinking from a mug that has 'Nope" written all over it.
Clarice Starling stares at Hannibal Lecter who is reflected in the pane of glass separating them. A still from Silence of the, I believe, frogs?
A comic panel in which Judge Dredd responds to the (here unseen) demand of Judge Death to "Gaze into the face of death" by shouting "Gaze into the fist of Dredd!" and punching clean through Judge Death's head.
Cover of a Comic about the villain Judge Death from the 2000ad comics. His iconography is extremely similar (and his ideology is that justice is most efficiently kept if everyone is dead)
Preview screenshot of an NPR article titled "Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views"
A screenshot from a Silent Hill game with Sonic the Hedgehog photoshopped in. There is text which reads "Silent Hill Zone Act 1"
A vending machine offering TCG booster packs for Magic:The Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh and One Piece
a picture of a skeptical-looking illustration of a horse caption with the word "doubt" in capital letters.
A screenshot from my timeline. A post by lilith kills u (@deathcarpets.sisc.one) reading: "we built a society structured around wealth hoarding and the abuse of women and children and if there is any hope for the future we will have to remake society around the pillars that these things are fundamentally immoral" Immediately underneath by pure chance, there is a post by Comics Outta Context that displays Reed Richards and Johnny Storm making very yikesy faces. Reed exclaims "Extremely. Johnny, summon the others".
Sheldon, a character from U.S. Acres. He is an egg with two chick legs sticking out, never to fully hatch.
A real genuine actual box of Garfield-branded Cat Litter. It's literally called "GARFIELD Cat Litter" and has a picture of a happy Garfield pointing at a blurb that says "FOR COOL CATS".
The Undertaker and Paul Bearer in 1994. The Undertaker is kneeling in a literal sense.
A (grocery) store front which reads "Sinem". Guessing it's a turkish-owned chain.
The logo for the podcast Bigfeets
Maggi Brand Mayonaise.
Goldbug, the generation 1 Throttlebot and reborn Bumblebee.
THOU art the man, says I think god probably
Left picture: German classifieds page with an ad saying "Erde zu Verschenken" ("Earth free to a good home") Right picture: Galactus smiles Linkes Bild: Kleinanzeige mit dem Titel "Erde zu Verschenken". Rechtes Bild: Galactus lächelt.
Hopefully a moving gif of Phoebe Kates in "Gremlins 2: The New Batch" kicking Flasher Gremlin II.
Screenshot of a Cagesideseats.com headline which reads "Roman Reigns turns 40: What’s next for WWE’s Tribal Chief?"
Gif of a weird painted guy smiling with durrrrrful excitement
A box on a store shelf filled with Aldi store brand Oreos. They are called "COOKEO".
Screenshot of an E!News Skeet (cause why would I give them traffic?) entitled "Singer Robbie Williams Shares Scurvy Diagnosis"
An ghastly screenshot of German Youtuber Frau Collet pointing at a clipart monkey while holding a horrifying racist caricature of a black girl in low-quality hand puppet form.
Elon Musk's transphobic tweet about how his "son (deadname) was killed by the woke mind virus", only now it says "cybertruck" instead of that name.
O rly, meme of the ancients
Cover image of "Things I learned from Mario's Butt" by Laura Kate Dale, whomst is trans
Paleotrex (a T. Rex skeleton, more or less) covered in dusty cobwebs and assorted detritus)
Egon Spengler as depicted in "The Real Ghostbusters": a broad-shouldered man with a narrow face, a large chin, full lips, red-rimmed glasses, well-defined blond eyebrows and, above all, a giant blond mono-curled pompadour.
A mostly melted and misshapen snowman on a green lawn. It is propped up by a tree branch to keep from toppling over.
Bluesky trends featuring "Bezos" "Nigel Farage" and "The Traitors" all in a row.
Diamanda Hagan. Look her up.
Timeline Screenshot: Jessie Gender's post followed directly by a picture of Biffo the Bear looking shocked at a newspaper.
Moya, theliving Leviathan ship from FarScape. It looks a little bit like a golden tadpole with extra tails and lots of little lights.
A bottle of guess what
Penny the mixed oldtimer dog having lounging session on a bedsheet before it could be fully applied to the mattress.
An assortment of .... I think Goblins? Kinda Henson-y, but rather grotesque.
A partly duck-shaped soap dispenser meant for small children. The nozzle is shaped like a duck's head. A big drip of white fluid is lazily dangling from the beak.
The Decepticon Skorponok. If you know, you know. If not, this means nothing either way.
A slightly overgrown yard with two small decorative figures. Placed on a pile of rocks is an oversized green frog with a blank look. Right next to it sits a kind of Windhound with the pissiest expression possible, placed to look at the frog with deep, unyielding disdain.
A packaged shot of the Transformers figure "Skullcruncher" (not a dog)
the same post as the one this is a response to, but on tumblr. There is one like on it - From one "oscarandgrinchfan".
A screenshot of the Simpsons upon exposure to fog that turns you inside out.
A photo of a weird bottle capped vial with some white fluid inside out on the sidewalk
The cover to "Haunting Starring Polterguy", only available for Sega Genesis (23 years ago)
Megatron from Transformers: Cybertron. Basically the Batmobile.
The classic Marvel Transformers cover that has Megatron and Ratchet fused in a horrifying manner
A very large and unstable pile of hand-washed dishes drying on an appropriate rack.
a screenshot of "Impact! Wrestling" featuring Jordynne Grace.
A black and white photo of a man pointing a finger at the viewer with the caption "SIR, YOU BASTARD"
A pin depicting a stylized wombat. There is a chain dangling from the pin. At the end of yhe chain are three cubes of illustrated wombat droppings.
A photo of what appears to be a german farmhouse with a sign on the side which says " HOF LANWERMANN"