Cremorandum

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Putting some of my excess thoughts here. London-based, working in policy, interested in almost anything. He/him.

Photo collage from the Guardian of Count Binface vs Nigel Farage. Binface looks up for it.
1970s Gerard Depardieu, smallpox-free
Emma Hayes in the itv world cup studio with 'SHE WILL CHANGE THE WORLD' written on the back of her jacket
A discussion about solar panels over car parks, including at Cincinnati Zoo, interrupted by "Hope there no elephants incarcerated there"
ITV Sport's reassuringly expensive World Cup studio with New York skyline and Brooklyn Bridge in the background
Handmaidens in their white headgear from The Handmaid's Tale
An AI-'assisted' Google search for 'rivals author' telling me about Richard Brinsley Sheridan, author of The Rivals (1775)
Redefine burger on a brioche bun topped with melted cheese, gherkin and pickled red onion
Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer rapping while striped blazer, cricket tie, waxed moustache and straw hat
10ish week black kitten attempting to wrestle his mum
Two cats napping on a 1ft stack of cushions. Mum is somehow still grasping kitten's back legs, he is spark out with his head and front paws dangling off the edge
The album cover for Bob of the Pops Vol. 1, featuring a smiling gent with a pipe and a humdinger of a cardigan
Screenshot of a Rightmove flat listing which under the address and asking price has a prominent link asking 'Can you afford it?'
Poster cartoon of skinny dark-haired big-nosed pool runner
Harbour boats and Christmas lights in the moonlight
A Korean restaurant poster for a drink with the slogan 'Oh, My Sweet Jinro Peach!' also featuring a lovely chubby frog with a straw
Drunk Scottish fan at the Rugby World Cup joyfully proclaiming "Ah'm gettin blootered" after a match
Tufty ginger boi pawing at the camera
A kiwi doing its best to break the internet
Charlie Brown in his swimming bucket going *sigh*
Lou Bega in the Mambo No. 5 video
Box cover of 'Michael Jackson: The Experience' on Nintendo Wii
Jigsaw box from 1990 of 'Mulligan the golfball man', who is a man.. made of... golf balls
Peanuts cartoon- snoopy isn't hard to shop for for Xmas as he 'could always use more track for my electric train'
Oxfam online shop listing for kid's science kit 'Worm World'
Ed Miliband in a black polo shirt looking like he's just clocked the hot 30-something divorcée arriving at his neighbour's barbecue
The drummer from Sex Bob-Omb introducing the band and counting them in from Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Rishi Sunak getting wet giving his election announcement
Pure blue sky shining through white shutters
Album cover of Franz Ferdinand's You Could Have It So Much Batter
Online shopping page of a greetings card with a woman that says "MERRY CHRISTMAS to the biggest sassy bitch I know. After me..."
Cover of The Stone Roses debut album