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Two people in spacesuits riding the moonbuggy on the surface of the moon. Above the scene in red text: "ONE MAN'S MEAT..."
the "man" meme with mario staring out into the horizon at the shoreline. left is from super mario 64, middle is from super mario sunshine, and right is from something more modern that i don't recognize (sorry)
Panel from Fushigi Yuugi: Byakko Senki, showing Subaru's mark glowing on her chest. She says, "I'm going to use my power to revert her to a fetus and eliminate her!"
Miss James Bond Moneypenny, but in UFO.
the screen in Infinity Nikki covered with creamy white frosting
A small screen zoomed in on Lt. Ellis's crotch.
Commander Straker with his head in his hands, elbows on his desk.
Photo taken in Infinity Nikki where the angle of the camera and her outfit make her look nude.
it's the same account but now rting my post
A yellow balloon with Straker's face on it, labeled "Straker" at the bottom.
Name of game: Final Fantasy X-2 (based on and written for US version) Type of guide: Gunner's Gauntlet Guide / FAQ Platform: Playstation 2 Version: Helena, released on 16th February 2008
Paul from Space: 1999, tripping and crazy. Tweet from dril in the lower right that reads, "your;e damn right im calm. you bet your ass im acting like a normal person"
silhouette of a woman leaning her forehead against her hand
Campaign results screenshot from Star Fox (2026). Shows an overall score of 1545 on normal difficulty.
Screenshot from Fate/stay night that reads, "Beat Saber? That's impossible."
fluffy orange cat with her two front paws on the back of a chair, mid-meow.
Colonel Lake from UFO making a sassy face.
Excerpt from Space: 1999 novel that reads, "She'd lost her partner, Rachel Dessault, to ovarian cancer"
Text from Tsukihime that reads, "Great. This place is already overflowing with spaghetti, and now I have to make some more meat sauce on top of that."
Synopsis for UFO episode 7 that reads, "A flashback episode focusing on SHADO's formation and how it caused the failure of Straker's marriage."
Text from Tsukihime: "I am no different from a tomato."
Michael Bluth opening the dead dove do not eat bag, and not knowing what else he could have expected.
Screenshot from Tsukihime. Neco Arc on a black background, with text reading, "Nya?"
Fluffy orange cat sleeping peacefully on my arm.
Portrait of Betty Crocker circa 1996. She is a composite of 75 women.
Light blue sky outside Moonbase Alpha.
The moon amidst waves of red.
Screenshot from UFO. Straker standing alone in the lobby of the hospital.
Elizabeth Lochley from Babylon 5 saying the word, "Earthbound."
fluffy orange cat on a sofa chair sitting up and yawning
All the scantily clad submarine staff on UFO with their netted shirts exposing their man nipples.
Three of the moonbase ladies from UFO with their purple bobs and silver uniforms.
Screenshot from UFO. Col. Freeman saying, "These clouds give about as much cover as a g-string..." (continued next screenshot)
Frieren throwing a tantrum on the floor, pulling her hair and wailing.
sloppy kissing meme featuring Commander Koenig (left) and Dr. Russell (right) from Space: 1999
Excerpt from a Space: 1999 book: "So," Helena Russell said. "What would you like to know?" "How much can you tell me?" "I can tell you potentially more than you want to know," she said. "It all comes down to how much mystery you're willing to accept." Commander John Koenig paused, considering the gravity of his next decision. "I don't suppose it makes much difference, knowing or not knowing. It doesn't change anything." "Well, I know, now," she said. She slid the scanner away from her abdomen. "It's only fair that you do." "All right," he said. "Tell me." "It's a boy," she said.
wario standing in front of a door with a big W above it. text: "W so big Wario had to come out of the W door"
Cover of Archie Sonic issue 114, which parodied the Star Wars Episode II movie poster. Sonic takes Anakin's place and Sally takes Amidala's. Also featuring Amy, Tails, Knuckles, Mammoth Mogul, and Dimitri.
Postcard of a Big Walk player character (right), a big red bulb (left) and a keychain of a purple Big Walk player character head.
fluffy orange cat sleeping in a sunny spot on carpeted stairs
Screenshot of a tweet that says, "A few years ago, my then-8yo daughter saw this poster and DEMANDED we watch the movie. After, she said she liked it, but was very disappointed that no unconscious lady was carried by a robot. She spent a year watching old movies looking for scenes like that. Good times."
tall white robo device checking inventory in the aisle of a Lowe's. it makes a cute noise as it moves.
garden pitchfork held up in front of white metal siding. the pitchfork tongs are mangled because i ran over it with the lawnmower.
an orange cat smushed between a person and the armrest of a sofa chair, hugging the person's hip with their paw
Screenshot from Frieren: Beyond Journey's End. Himmel saying, "In a dungeon, one must explore the entire floor before proceeding to the next one."
Rod Serling doing a Twilight Zone speech in what looks like a shop of curiosities.
Screenshot from Frieren: Beyond Journey's End. Frieren (left) holding her staff in her right hand and Fern (right) holing her staff in both hands. Large double doors are behind them and smoke is around the floor.
Dr. Russell from Space: 1999 as a snarling cavewoman. Tweet text reads: "the term 'domestic housewife' implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what i aspire to be"
Tony from Space: 1999 slung over the shoulders of a hideous space monster. Twitter text reads: "Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message"
Arra from Space: 1999. Tweet text reads: [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines]
Commander Koenig from Space: 1999, but when he was a caveman, getting his head bashed in with a big rock. Tweet text reads: "me and my girl don't argue she bash my head in with a rock and I walk it off like a man"
Dr. Russell from Space: 1999 looking at an x-ray in her office. The following Tweet is displayed in the upper right hand corner: [doctor looking at my xrays] doctor: this is exactly what i was afraid of me: what
Screenshot from a Facebook post of an image of Cinnamon Carter from Mission: Impossible (TV). She's holding a glass of wine and looking off to her left side. There are two comments of the Facebook post displayed. One says, "So gorg" and the other says, "Women like this cause hard ons."
Screenshot from Crusade (TV). Max saying, "Mr. Kitty was my cat a hell of a long time before you ever walked into my life."
an orange cat laying down with her chin hanging over the top carpeted staircase. she looks somewhat alert.
Matthew, dead, bathed in golden light from the open church doors. You can just barely make out the dove flying out.
Grace knelt over Matthew, who's flat on his back about to die.
Tall bad guy (left) getting the willies as Alex (center) brandishes a massive gun.
Grace sits with Matthew near some pews, facing away from Mother Superior praying behind them.