Chance Shirley

@crewless.bsky.social

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Nerd. Occasional filmmaker. Part-time musician. Devil Dinosaur fan. Mayor of Simpleton/King of Wishful Thinking. Enemy of the state (again).

My POV of my lap. A calico cat is in my lap. I’m wearing camo cargo shorts.
DVD case, focus on the impossible-to-remove “security” sticker they used to put on DVD cases to prevent shoplifting or whatever.
Photo of the cinema projection booth from the back row of the cinema. In the booth, a projectionist is running 70mm film into the a film projector.
My stupid Mac’s stupid crash recovery screen
Calico cat in a cardboard box under a table
Video of pooping/exploding unicorn firework.
Shot from Independence Day movie with Statue of Liberty lying flat with a flying saucer overhead
Video of cool lightning
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story logo in the style of the old G I Joe cartoon
Photo from the cheap seats of players on a soccer field
Screen recording of Logic Pro playing back MIDI drums and percussion.
HIDE AND CREEP A movie about zombies and other threats to national security. Done with the Futurama title generator
Screenshot of an open email from the Onion in a Mac terminal email app called Nmail
TV screen showing white text on a blue background. Text reads: ‘This film is presented in the "letterbox" format. The black bars at the top and bottom of the screen are normal.’
The supercar from the movie Black Moon Rising
A set of jokers in the game Balatro. There’s a Hanging Chad, a foil Egg, a Swashbuckler, and two Triboulet jokers. Both Triboulets are polychrome.
Jon Polito in Miller’s Crossing screaming And I’m sick of the high hat!
Movie poster for the 2002 movie Below
Shot from Aliens where Ripley first gets in the power lifter. It is captioned CHEKHOV'S EXOSKELETON.
Godzilla and Godzookie from the old Hanna-Barbera cartoon. Godzilla is holding a large boat
1. Hide and Creep (2004) - 25th Anniversary in 2029 2. Interplanetary (2008) - 20th Anniversary in 2028 3. For a Few Zombies More (2015) - 15th Anniversary in 2030
Drum kit and random gear on the grass behind a small outdoor stage.
4K Blu-ray disc of The Final Programme.
A big bag of Dot’s Snack Mix. It has pretzels, corn chex, rye chips, and cheese crackers. It’s real good.
Mac error message that states: "The disk 'KAREN BLACK' wasn't ejected because one or more programs may be using it.
A calico cat and a gray/white cat napping sort of close together on a blue blanket.
A very pretty, very gray cat. She’s sitting in my lap, but you can’t see much of me.
Photo of my MacBook screen showing that my MacBook is fucked up
A bunch of characters from the 1980s Dungeons and Dragons Saturday morning cartoon
Owl wearing a monocle from a video game. Caption reads “Fuck ICE.”
Mickey Mouse from a video game. He’s holding up a finger. Below him is a caption that reads: All Cops Are Bastards
That scene from The Thing where the guy says "maybe we at war with Norway," but I changed it so now it says "maybe we at war with Iran."
Man Finds Tape Blu-ray
Two black-and-white photos divided by a black line. The top photo is of a castle with some trees in the foreground. The bottom photo is of an old-timey windmill.
Film photo of part of the Nintendo theme park in Orlando, Florida. This one features a couple of big robot snake looking statues outside a cave, plus some trees.
Album cover for In the Land of Salvation and Sin by the Georgia Satellites
Screenshot from Apple Watch showing that I have walked 14.1 miles today.
Title card from the remake of the Jazz Singer movie.
The stand chart from my Apple Watch. It shows that I’ve stood up at least once every hour since midnight. So I’ve been awake for at least 18 hours.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice movie title screen
Two men in futuristic silver suits standing on a futuristic looking set. Dialogue caption reads: “Chen, record and report to the professor.”
Title screen for the Jerky Boys movie.
Chairman of the Board movie title screen.
Promo art for Disney’s Blank Check movie.
Closeup of tiny gold plaque bolted to the front of a cinema chair. It reads: 9 I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.
Avengers Hulk that’s my secret, Cap meme. But I changed it to read That’s my secret, Cap. I like bad movies.
My pov of my lap. Legs crossed, and a gray/white cat is in my lap, and a calico cat is half lying on my right knee.
Baked nachos (just tortilla chips and melted cheese) on aluminum foil
Winning Balatro screen showing four indestructible jokers. Two 1.5x copies of the dagger, a foil blue joker that gives chips, and the Madness clown joker.
Screen shot of the video card game Balatro. It shows five jokers, including two copies of the blackboard joker.
Different photo of famous 2015 dress. The part in shadow looks blue and black to me. The part in sunlight looks white and gold to me.
Old 1970s photo of the Green Springs 4 cinema in Birmingham, Alabama.
A captioned screen shot from the 1982 movie The Thing. One of the characters is saying "Maybe we at war with Venezuela." The original line is "Maybe we at war with Norway," but I very obviously replaced Norway with Venezuela in the caption.
My POV of my lap. A gray/white cat is in my lap and a calico is lying against my knee. I’m wearing shorts and kind of sprawled out on a green blanket on a couch.
A gray and white tabby and a tortie cat sitting on a small heating pad beneath a shelf with a DVD player on it.
Front page of the Dec/Jan issue of The Onion newspaper.
An electronic drum kit on a Shining-inspired rug. In the background there’s a spinner rack of paperback books and a TV stand with an old tube TV on it. Star Wars is playing on the TV. There are also a couple shelves with storage bins in the background.