Crewman Six, She/They

@crewmansix.bsky.social

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Schrodinger's Queer 🏳️‍🌈, Snack Viking. Recovering academic, hot mess. I write and I make things. #SmallMagics #Poetry #KoFiShop Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/crewmansix Wishlist: https://throne.me/crewmansix Website: https://crewmansixrants.wordpress.com/

The Grim Reaper stands at a claw machine and has managed to pluck a figure from the pile. "Lindsey Graham? Is McConnell even in this thing?"
A brown tabby loafed on top of an open book.
A necklace and pair of earrings with FUCK word charms and light blue crystal accents.
A necklace and pair of earrings with FUCK word charms and light blue crystal accents.
A bottled FUCK on a chain necklace.
Pair of earrings with wooden FUCK Word charms and light blue crystal accents.
A glitching screen in rainbow Technicolor with a black rectangle at the bottom that reads: WE ARE EXPERIENCING GENDER DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY
A necklace and earring set of wooden "FUCK" word charms, with blue crystal accents, against a black kitty mousepad.
A glass bottle on a metal chain. Inside is a single, wooden "FUCK" word charm. 😈
Screenshot from the article: Between 1949 and 1969, every economic expansion saw at least two-thirds of income growth go to the bottom 90% of the population. If those postwar wage trends had continued, two Rand economists recently estimated, by 2018 the bottom 90% of the population would have been earning 67% more than they actually were. Instead, between 1975 and 2018, it was the top 10% who made big gains, taking in $47 trillion more than they would have if postwar wage trends had continued.
Close-up of a flake from the nib. It's at... 6x magnification, I think? Did you know the lines in lined paper are actually a diamond dot pattern? We do now.
A brown tabby curled up on the footrest of the couch, tucked up against the back of the partner's knees and looking adorable af
A brown tabby perched half on my desk, half on my notebook.
A classically styled image of the assassination of Julius Caesar with text overlay: And then Caesar ran into our knives. Julius Caesar ran into our knives 23 times.
An old man in a horse drawn carriage, holding a distinctive bag if cookies. "Remember the good old days when everyone told you never to use your real name on the internet? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
A double image of a Samsung TE063 feature phone, with slide out keyboard. On the left, the keyboard is out, showing white text on a black background, with the number pad & navigation keys plus display screen on the top half being teal accents on a white background. On the right, an angled view of the phone closed, showing the teal accents along the edge. Damn do I miss tactile buttons!
A grey tabby, curled up tight and sleepy at the top of the cat tree.
A close up look a a clogged fountain pen nib. Angle 1
Meme of a stormtrooper from The Mandalorian. Text reads, "Did Moff Gideon just tell me to put that baby in shackles? We have baby shackles? Holy shit...are we the bad guys?"
Screenshot from the Minnesota Department of Public Service account. Text: At Gov. Walz's direction, the Minnesota National Guard have been mobilized and are staging to support local law enforcement and emergency management agencies. Photo 1: a guard loading gear into a truck. Photo 2: a line of trucks on a snow covered road.
A CD cover in sepia tone with a grayscale photo of a conductor and a wall of text: Great Performances Rimsky-Korsakov Scheherazade Symphonic Suite Bernstein New York Philharmonic
Deckard Cain stands beside the hero in front of a well, the hero's gold piled around, and says, "Hello, my friend! Stay a while and listen."
Screenshot from WTForecast with a snowy scene in the background: "It's fucking snowing. Please don't drive like this is the first time snow has happened." Sat, December 13 🌨️ Light Snow 8° F 20° ↑ -5° ↓ Feels Like: -3°
Necklace with a circle metal bezel pendant with green wax seal in resin, stamped with leaf image on the front and a hummingbird with chunky glitter on the back.
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A lonely, neglected Cup Noodles, chopsticks resting atop the lid, deceptively far away amid desk clutter. In the foreground, a snuggly sleeping cat, settled firmly in her sling carrier/bag.
A crochet reproduction of Cassandra, the self-styled last human from the Ecclestone/Tenent era of Doctor Who, a patch of flesh with eyes and a mouth stretched across a frame. It is haunting in it's resemblance to the original imagery from the show, despite being crochet. All that's missing is a demand to, and I quote, "Moisturize me!"
The tiniest sliver of a kitty paw peaking out from under a very fuzzy blanket.
Screenshot of @ceu---azul.bsky.social responding to a post about an arson attack on a mosque with two people inside and generally calling out Islamophobia, as one does, with the following: "I am anti-violence however the muslims [sic] as a whole really deserve to be terrorised, [sic] since they have the whole planet terrified of them"
Comparison of my full-size fountain pens, from top to bottom: Jinhao 10, dark blue TWSBI Eco, Persian Green Jinhao X450, red Pilot Metropolitan, pop green Pilot Kaküno, clear/lilac Sailor Pro Gear Slim, orihime
Test writing with the Jinhao 19, EF, using a Pilot blue cartridge: hello, jinhao 19! ef, blue pilot cartridge The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Writes very smooth! Somewhat larger than I expected, in length and width, but feels very nice in the hand.
Nib unit: the entire nib, feed, and converter go in as a set. It's hard to see, but there's an alignment nub just under my thumb to make sure you put this into the pen body in the correct orientation. I gather that some nib units from the various Vanishing Point dupes are somewhat interchangeable, but only if the nubs fit.
Metal tin, closed.
A young man in shadow, grasping one shoulder with a bright red gloved hand. A young woman outlined in profile in a background. A single, large white feather linked between the two images.
Raindrops falling on a pond
Brown tabby curled up on her back/side, one fuzzy little arm up over her face and one back paw full of toe beans sticking out for all to see.
A Brother CS5055 sewing machine, band new out of the box, on my desk. Haven't plugged anything in yet, but it's there. Waiting for a project.
View of a grassy, wooded ravine from below with steep ground and trees. The urge to disappear into the forest and become local folklore
A tiny tin, decorated with an image of William Shatner as Captain Kirk, buried in tribbles. The tin is labeled as Star Trek Tribble Kibble Mints.
Sparkly unicorn with pastel hair, wearing sunglasses and giving the middle finger. Text Overlay: Is FUCK OFF an emotion? Because I feel that shit in my soul.
Gift image
Asexual Pride Flag
China, Sikozu, & Jool in a holding cell turn their attention towards you.
The scene from Guardians of the Galaxy: "What a bunch of A-Holes."
Cat sprawled on a shelf, head leaning off the edge in full melodramatic nonsense, between the instapot and the bread machine and above the middle shelf full of kitchen stuff.
Small child wearing a dress and hat while holding a basket and sitting on a stool in tall grass. Text overlay: A Tisket A Tasket There's No Fucks In This Basket
Sparkling fountain pen laid across a notebook. Sailor Pro Gear Slim Shikiori Orihime/Vega MF 14K nib -> cartridge: black feels hella light & smooth writes beautifully love the sparkle and depth of color wrote immediately after inserting the cart. It's delightful!
The white box is open, the lid beside it, fountain pen still wrapped in plastic on the white insert.
A white fountain pen box sits on my desk. On the far right edge, in gold foil, an anchor and the word SAILOR.
3 sets of strung beads in purple, blue, and turquoise with a set of three themed charms.
A branch fallen in the alley. You can't see it, but there's a power line in there.
Alfred approaches Batman at his computer in the batcave, bearing a dinner tray. Batman: "Clark sent the files, someone added him to the group chat." Alfred: "That's a troubling sentence for a number of reasons."
Scene from Galaxy Quest where Sam Rockwell as Crewman Number Six is restraining Sigourney Weaver's character from exposing their position to vaguely childlike aliens: "Did you guys ever WATCH the show?"
Close up of tabby kitty face, eyes closed, on a cozy Saturday
Farscape characters, left to right: Crais, Rygel, Chiana, Zhan, Aeryn, Crichton, D'Argo
The Lesbian Mafia Podcast (the Lesbian Mafia.bsky.social) March 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM "Sounds about right. half of 'queer' women aren't lesbians, just bi and the other half are boring lesbians that don't know which end is up lol! Funny though, thanks for sharing!"
A cross-stitch pattern with a pretty floral wreath around the following: i'm not lying lying on the floor PHYSICALLY but i am lying on the floor SPIRITUALLY
Two figures, left and right, sitting next to each other in a three panel comic. Panel 1 left: "Let's not talk about politics anymore, I can't bear it" right: "same" Panel 2 left: [silence] right: [silence] Panel 3 left: "THE THING IS THOUGH" right: "THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS" Signature @emilyscartoons
Brown tabby cat, head poking out of a very fuzzy blanket, with the smuggest expression imaginable. Eyes closed, content tilt of her head, imperceptible cat grin, the whole thing screams cozy.
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