Crime Sprees

@crime-sprees.bsky.social

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Born and raised hardcore creationist fundamentalist. Trying to atone, apologize, and bring about change by using my fundie knowledge for good. Conspiracy debunker, specialty in creationist and evangelical conspiracies. Tech knower. Champion shitposter

Ivette from big brother in the diary room. Blue background and purple couch. The words in the corner for her bio just says "She's Gay"
Zach Sweers is a nazi who does nazi things.
Screenshot of magazine from a fundamentalist magazine, with yellow highlights my own. Text says: "From where does all this blasphemy come? Certainly not from Holy Scripture, which speaks of God as the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ and as the Father of His elect in Christ. It comes from feminism, the civil rights movement, and environmentalism. The roots of the debate over what to call God are often traced to a book by Mary Daly called “Beyond God the Father.”
Karl Urban as Cupid with bleach blond hair, shirtless with some kind of leather belt contraption around his neck, angelic white wings on his back, and standing in a fantasy setting with green and red walls.
It's rocket pop Popsicles on top of Bush's baked beans special limited time only rocket pop baked beans.
A facebook post by a nazi influencer advertising "now this doesn't mean it's healthy, but (((they))) have independent 3rd party organizations (they doa better job than the FDA) that check to make sure that the product passes their regulations and is ok for (((them))) to eat." Over an image of great value brand apple juice.
A facebook post by a nazi influencer advertising the ingredients of "regular breadl" vs "Kosher bread". Background is bags of bread at a grocery store.
A facebook post by a nazi influencer advertising the ingredients of "regular cereal" vs "Kosher cereal". Background is the cereal aisle of a grocery store.
Jimmy McMillan aka "The Rent is Too Damn High" guy in 2017, wearing a black suit with black gloves and a black tie and sporting some unique facial hair - grey mutton chops with a connected mustache and a disconnected beard.
Someone named @enjoyer_liberty makes a meme about "go find a girl and get married" with a picture of what he labels an average zoomer girl. Picture is a woman in a bathing suit by a shoreline, a profile picture on a dating app. The frame of the dating app is labeled "Emma 31. I love abortions and immigrants and trans people and Palestine and flouride"
A parody of Rob Schneider's recent "Tears of the Left" ad, but instead it's Rob Schneider holding a bottle of whiskey that says "Tears of She Left" since he is now divorced.
NSync Home for Christmas Album Cover
Meme of a televangelist saying Jesus I see hwat you've done for other people and I want that for me.
The Pope by a microphone looking like he about to start Ants marching by DMB
A screenshot of the Joe Rogan subreddit where the mods are banning political posts
A potbelly sandwich shop
Chauncey Billups in a Detroit Pistons jersey pointing towards himself
Howard from Better Call Saul is the boss priest with the red hat and he is not pulling it off.
Deborah! From Everybody Loves Raymond dressed up like a nun she pulling it off tho
Al Pacino looking old as fuck in a movie where he plays an exorcism priest
I made that wide asshat Willy Hendrix, of slurs in a Young Republicans group fame, an even wider boi
A markerboard drawing of the scene from game of thrones where Khal Drogo pours molten gold onto the head of Viserys Targaryen.
Toad from Mario drawn on a dry erase markerboard
Alex Jones tweet where he is wearing a hitler mustache and announcing he's joining the democratic party
Screenshot showing the ECM tag with "expose charlie's murderers" and the project age of 3 days.