CrimeDad

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Dad, husband, mechanical engineer, aspiring usurper. Producer and co-host of Drugs and Rock & Roll (https://drugsandrockandroll.com/@DRRPod) Look at my photos: https://pixelfed.crimedad.work/crimedad Message me on XMPP: crimedad@crimedad.work

@marawilson.bsky.social: Straight man, instead of responding to this by telling ME how much you love Nolan, talk to each other. The loneliness epidemic isn’t going to fix itself. (8:48 PM - July 27, 2026)
A Zojirushi CV-DCC water boiler & warmer on a counter top next to some boxes of instant oatmeal.
Fulton County Jail mugshot of President Donald J. Trump, from the Wikipedia.
grilling some burgers
andrewhickey.500songs.com 13 hours ago A reminder, if you're even a moderately big account -- *never, ever*, no matter how stupid you think a take is, quote-skeet it to dunk it. Past a certain size account (a size I'm past and I'm far from a big account) doing this will ruin someone's day or possibly life, for no benefit to you.
A vast array of whiskey bottles on shelves behind a bar.
Man in suspenders upsidedown midair.
The infamous Juicero juice dispenser.
The myth of consensual sex meme, but instead of consensual sex it's "plug-in solar", the couple are utilities and rate payers, and Jesus is "landlords & HOAs".
A scene from Dinotopia showing a small, costumed dinosaur writing in a large sandbox surrounded by large dinosaurs and a few people.
A screenshot of the acid pool level from Mortal Kombat II, showing Baraka having just defeated Liu Kang.
Teen Comix #1 with all but the last panel, the sunglasses guy wearing a "one fear" T-shirt, cropped out.
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz in front of one of his contraptions smiling maniacally with a speech bubble below him as if he's saying the quoted skeet.
The infamous Juicero appliance with a plastic cup of green liquid, with a white foam head, below its nozzle.
Firefox Android settings screen.
Screenshot of the six-month VOO price chart on Yahoo Finance in Firefox for Android.
A still from the movie ET in which a sick ET lays motionless in a stream. Does Aaron Rodericks like ET? Does Aaron Rodericks read the alt text?
A screenshot of the Men's Health article in Firefox for Android. The relevant portion reads "“She would periodically look and feel and ask a few questions,” he recalls. “Her curiosity was absolutely electric… probably because the curiosity was showing a sort of acceptance.”"
Screenshot of the Bluesky Android app showing the profile page of a new account claiming to be a Publishers Clearing House spokeswoman with the 'follows you' tag. The page shows a single post that reads "Congratulations! Mr Frances L. Ross" with two photos of an elderly couple holding a giant prop check.
Captioned screenshot from Instagram of a dude walking a sidewalk that reads "$50 million right now if you can run 10 miles drink 24 beers eat 24 tacos suck 24 cocks all with 24 hours are you getting paid?"
Screenshot of the Twitter/X Android app in which user BAKOON asks "can you milk a rabbit" and user CrimeDad replies "Yes, although the industry calls it juicing." The reply includes a photo of the doomed Juicero appliance with a glass of red liquid beneath it.
Screenshot of the Jellyfin Android app showing the nine most recently played movies: The Nightmare Before Christmas, Ratatouille, Caught Stealing, Disney's Robinhood, Bugonia, One Battle After Another, Little Giants, Alien Romulus, and Sorcerer.
Screenshot shot of Google Maps on an Android phone showing the town of China, IA.
Photo of an annotated illustration from Dinotopia: The World Beneath featuring the character Lee Crabb under the supervision of a pair of Stygimoloch, as a consequence for his crimes.
Screenshot of the Google Android keyboard in Dvorak format.
Screenshot of Amazon search results showing an expensive Sonicare toothbrush and a less expensive Sonicare toothbrush.
A view from the bleachers at Madison Square Garden: the players are warming up; UConn vs. Villanova; men's basketball.
Still of Michael Douglas as the main character from Falling Down sitting on a stoop.
A glass of ice water.
Portrait shot of the OP: black shirt, blue LA baseball cap, glasses, mustache, smiling.
A small brown dog rolling on a sunny, green, albeit messy lawn, as seen through a screened window. A patio of grey, hexagonal pavers with a "smokeless" fire pit are seen in the foreground. A kid's play house and garage are in the background.
Brand new Toto Washlet bidet seat, in its box and wrapped in clear plastic. Paper manuals visible.
Close up of the round end of a chrome plated 7/8" wrench with a burn mark from where I intentionally shorted a 120VAC circuit in order to trip the breaker. In the out-of-focus background are the tipped over dishwasher and my foot on the old green linoleum kitchen floor.
POV: you just went for a short run on a cold, sunny day. Now you're just standing on your deck for a few moments with your small, brown, scruffy dog, surrounded by white, trampled snow. The orange soles of your running shoes reflect off of it. A blue rolly chest cooler to your right reminds you of warm, fun days to come. Who can say if that's your dick printing a little bit in your gray running shorts?
A Christmas tree, evicted, laying on the path through a front yard, at the bottom of a stoop. The perspective of the shot is from the top of the stoop through the doorway. A black station wagon is parked on the road in the background.
A still from the scene from The Lego Movie (2014) when Will Ferrell's character explains what Lego is.
A Lego Christmas themed trolley and village set, with a bunch of Lego dudes laying on the track in the foreground of the shot. The trolley, illuminated green from the power pack inside, and the remote, in the right hand of a child, also with a green light shining, are in the background.
A buck in my backyard with what appears to be the black net of a soccer goal tangled in his antlers, looking like a mop of hair.
A young girl works on making a unicorn anatomy book with a similar format to a kid's human anatomy book. The photo is taken above and behind the child as she draws a unicorn's organs in different colors. The human anatomy book is open on the table as a reference.
A browned whole chicken in a green dutch oven ready to go in the oven. The other ingredients in the pot are milk, lemon zest, garlic cloves, cinnamon, and sage. Makes the house smell great.
Screenshot of an exchange in the comments of an Instagram post between myself and a local environmental organization in which I propose the reintroduction of wolves and mountain lions to help keep the deer population in check.
A grey Italian greyhound sitting on his owner's lap, who is sitting in the window seat of an airliner. The dog has his front paws on the owner's chest and they are looking at each other sweetly. The dog's ears are folded back. Through the windows are the bright blue sky and the tip of the port side wing.
An entrance to a restaurant with a green lit sign above the door that reads "Samantha's".
The photographer's small, brown, scruffy dog, laying on its side on a bath mat on a bathroom floor. The dog's butt faces the camera. The shot is composed so as to show the photographer's point of view from a seated position on the toilet.
Macro shot of a sealed trap of a potted Venus flytrap plant. The silhouette of a captured bug is visible from within.
A blue Mazda 3 hatchback parked with its rear end visible on the left side of the frame; an obscenely huge GMC pickup, black and chrome, parked on the right side of the Mazda with its front end visible. The shot is composed at an angle in order to fit in both vehicles.
A view of the infamous Jersey Shore house from the Sky Ride, heading south.
Christmas parade float built into a box truck with lots of glowing LEDs; nighttime. Some folks walking into the frame from the right.
A slice of steak, on bread. A Pixel 4 smartphone, bottled water, and a plastic plate dirty with pasta sauce are in the background.
A screenshot of a folder on my Android phone, titled 'Social', opened to show thirteen apps: Bluesy, Twitter, Instagram, Jerboa, Letterboxed, Tusky, Mastodon, Discord, TikTok, Iris, Reddit, Revolution IRC, and, of course, Threads.