CrimesOptimal

@crimesoptimal.bsky.social

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I'm a mess I'm a web designer I'm a programmer I'm an artist I like Chucky I like Final Fantasy I like a lot of things I'm a he/him on a good day trash/garbage on a bad let's be friends

A precious little dog digimon with cute cartoony proportions, a tongue sticking out of his mouth, a horn on his forehead, and absolutely no thoughts in his brain running around looking cute. His name is Wankomon. I love him.
My son, the cutest boy in the world, is reading a book about a narwhal to three happy meal figures of BTS members, lined up on the edge of a bed. He is happy, and proud of his children, love radiating off of his face.
A massive mouse with pale purple fur, holding a massive black and white sword and wearing a white crown, looms over a tiny challenger mouse who is threatening the larger beast with a sword. The tiny mouse is perched on one mountain among many surrounding the pair. The moon is high in the sky above the large mouse, framed by its crown.
A Magic: The Gathering Card of the character Leliana, with artwork by Yoshitaka Amano. The image is Leliana, floating and saving the view, wearing all back clothing consisting of a black, circular headdress, a low cut, flowing gown, shoulders uncovered, and purple cloth rippling behind her, as if it's suspended in the wind. Behind her are three skulls, floating in blue flames on a spectral purple background. The text in Japanese. I don't speak Japanese sorry
A work in progress fan site for the You Can't Scare Me podcast, in the style of 90s geocities websites. Low-quality slime drips from the top of the page, dancing skeletons surround the text "YOU CAN'T SCARE ME!!!". The body of the site is broken into three sections. The side sections are colored green, and the center section is a darker shade of the same green. All of the fonts are spooky - bones, dripping goo, etc.
streamer TieTuesday looming over a very tiny F1 driver that he's holding gently in his hands
A skeptical-looking person leaning forward slightly, away from the viewer. They're wearing a grey v-neck shirt, a hooded dark red coat with a lighter red trim, two belts crossing on their lower abdomen, and black pants. They have deep black eyes, and greasy black hair.
Cropped screenshot of Spotify podcast chapter listing, reading "What would be the Solution News Adventure game?", timestamped 2:18:49
A previous skeet from me reading "I will not be complicit in Visk Vore".
It's a red riding hood digimon, I don't know what it's called