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the weird monkey/'persian cat room guardian' but yellow
a photo i took of the only time it's ever been foggy where i live, it's of an alley with trees forming an arch of cover between the wood & corrugated metal back fences leading into a blur in a kind of mysterious looking way. but actually what it leads to is another alley across the street that is framed less ominously by a row of apartment bins, the ok expensive sushi place that used to be the good cheap pizza place, a yard with broken fence & a broken slide in it and a laundromat, before an empty dirt lot between shops people alternate between selling fruit out of & letting dogs shit in
Raphael Ninjaturtles saying 'you gotta know what a Burger is to understand infinite growth capitalism'
jeezer like weezer but it's jeans
gif of porthos threemusketeers saying "excuse me, this boner was a gift to me from the queen of America"
tumblr user: bogleech If you have billions of dollars it shouldn't be a crime to steal from you. You've got enough money that your security should be your own responsibility and anyone who manages to swipe from your hoard deserves applause for besting a supervillain user: megalunalexi Over a billion and you reach the social connotations that dragons have, as in stealing from you is considered a Challenge rather than a Crime
the turts in suits from the 2018 rottmnt cartoon's musical dress up montage episode (the existance of which is further evidence that Deeny's rad digital paintings are not only canon but objectively correct)
Charlie Day smoking exasperatedly in front of the pepe silvia conspiracy board but the board has a picture of Donatello ninjaturtle firing a machine gun on it that i had to email myself from a broken old phone because search engines are fucked now & i can't find shit anymore, a cropped screenshot of the page in the comic where donatello kills shredder with a grenade is absent from the board for this reason
spiny softshell turtle photo
Steve Buscemi in a grey music band t-shirt, red backwards cap & hoodie, holding a skateboard over his shoulder by the wheel in front of a highschool locker
a buttplug unicorn buttplug
yajirobe drangonball
similar to as seen on tv onion chopper "one slap at a time"
three gifs cut out of dbz abridged & stitched together 1: wide shot of cell dragonball cuts to a face closeup that winces, then to closeup of his tail when he starts shitting cell jr.'s out of it in the hit program dragon ball 2: a cycling loop of the tail launching jrs. 3: continued closeup of tail firing out the last cell jr., expanding to birthing width, shuddering while he grunts, collapsing foreskinnedly back into needle mode & adjusting back underneath the wings
drawing of a guy's disembodied head & neck horking up a toilet, the eyes are bulging out severely like a squeaky toy, the angle & perspective are fucked
gif: blanka, hunched over, as yuzh, whips out a blender full of orange stuff, placing it on the ground, grips the power cable while briefly going lightning mode(strobing yellow) which turns on the blender, then chugs the contents
a portrait of stunkbug (orc frasier) from the naddpod wiki
80s version of the punk frogs from tmnt
a gray drawing of Godzilla holding a little gun, using a building as cover, peeking around the corner down the street to where king kong is reaching toward hip belts waiting to draw holstered pistols. kong is also wearing a poncho & tiny(car sized?) cowboy hat, squinting gruffly & smoking a cigarillo the buildings are especially half assed
clip from the sitcom 30 Rock of Wesley Snipes(Michael Sheen) saying "We're like Russ and Rebecca on Chums." to Liz Lemon(Tina Fey)
screenshot from a cartoon, probably clone wars, where savage opress & feral starwar (maul's siblings) are wearing pale blue & light grey singlets, respectively, that look like hospital scrubs, feral has torn off shouldery bits like a ryu streetfighter they're facing each other but looking at the camera over feral's shoulder like they were interrupted while talking. savage looks stern & miffed, feral looks kinda neutral but maybe reluctant or concerned, either or both could be constipated. although, that could be irrelevant to the scene, i haven't seen the show but i don't think they either actually have any other facial expressions
bsky popup that says failed to load blob
4kids censorship one piece spring-hammer-showerhead-thing gun
photo of a hardcover book without a dustcover, titled molly in the west by Bessie Merchant
serious Danny Glover with the caption "good"
I'm da joker baby image but the subtitle is overlayed to say knocker instead of joker
monochrome screenshot from that scene in a christmas carol where benny scrugg picks up lil timmo with the caption: "god bless us, everyone" - tiny tim but in red handwriting over the top of god bless it says merry christm, so that it reads: "merry christmus everyone" - tiny tim
screenshot of a guy yelling out of a car window from the movie hackers (1995) with white block letter bottom text subtitling that he's saying "HACK THE PLANET!" over the world hack the word NOG is handwritten in purplish pink so it says nog the planet
some ducks, the brown one on the left is splashing around & a little less cartoony, for context the two other ducks are black & white & made of extremly simple shapes
serious kirby w a big hammer drawn on the photos app markup tool w highlighter to make different colours
Pivo's clamel
2011 splinter ninjaturtles looking confused with a sagging joint falling out of his mouth
screenshot of a prompt that says Change what Santa is holding l. 🎅🏻 |{|}\_🔥💀🔥 |/ \ /_ \_ (a mix of ascii & emojis spaced out to look like stick figure santa holding a fire, skull, & more fire sticking out of its hand in a rod parallel to the ground)
the three men & a baby poster but the faces of avatar characters have been cut out and pasted on top so that bonzu pippinpaddleopsicopolis iii/aang, iroh & bumi are the men & zuko is the baby, bonzu's hair and moustache have been individually cut out from a different picture & put on a regular aang face so their angle lines up with the photo underneath & more importantly so the moustache can be hanging over iroh-selleck's shoulder
jak 2: I'm gonna kill praxis!
the nickelback photograph image but it has a blank stock pie chart pasted over the photo instead of a superimposed graph & it's subtitled 'look at this chart' with the word chart on top of the obscured word graph, chart is in a different size & colour to the rest of the text & has a dark gray background which the rest of the text lacks
a drawing of optimus prime lying on his belly in the street staring at the van from scooby doo in the moonlight
a picture of the place next door to Bob's burgers that has a different pun business every week being vacant with a retail space for lease sign in the window
@thatbrenna.bsku.social 1h ago: Time to play some Trails of Cold Steel 4 🎮😍😍 Y'all behave while I'm gone immediate next post in feed, @goblin.news also 1h ago: I want to see everything completely riddled with holes when I come back through here tomorrow
iridescentsky opening screen (screenshot of bluesky opening w the butterfly bucket tooled pink & some vaguely aurora borealisey colours smudged in behind it)
screenshot of popup in feed that says: ⓘ We ran out of posts from your follows. Here's the latest from Discover. the word discover is hyperlink blue
9 panels arranged vertically, all in monochrome except one: 1. Lucy Peanuts(apparently her canon surname is Van Pelt?) holding a football looking to the right 2. Charlie Brown charging to the left, hungry for football kicking 3. Lucy,now on the right of the scene doing a classic football swipe fakeout, Chuck has sped past the setup to the left side of the screen and kicked his way clean into the air like a dipshit, borderline upside down atp 4.a closeup full colour screenshot of saitama serious face but upside down, cropped vertically to all face because of how serious it is now 5. C.B. halts while pivoting in midair in front of a shoddily constructed emphasis splash of effect lines. 6. Brown converts the momentum of the kick into full on pinwheeling upside down like wonder woman 7. spin culminates in a big upside kick windup, still airborne 8. back in wide shot, Charlie (air right) absolutely fucking launches the football out of Lucy's(ground left) hands, it catches the boy's spin & frisbees halfway out of frame, blowing the psychiatrist's hair back slightly. she looks nonplussed but/and unimpressed 5. Lucy's hands drop, bereft of football, possibly in exasperation, as Charlie Brown, as always, eats shit. finally reuniting with the dirt facefirst.
tarot cards(3 of swords, 10 of swords, tower & devil)
a photo of a the home depot outlet that says the boob depot on it
front on image of the 80s tmnt in the turtle blimp, the big zeppelin part of it mostly offscreen, donatello in the seat with raphael wedged in next to him side saddle, almost standing, leonardo & michelangelo riding the thruster thingies(?) like bikes
ghost beef from drawfee
drawing of robocop's head with coloured segments lining up with parts of his head & a key relating the segments to what they represent. the portions covered by metal are labelled robocop, the portions covered by skin are labelled free real estate, the skin part with a clean line up under the mask/helmet labelled brain & the visor portion is labelled glass that thinks it's bulletproof, but not to me, I'm different
mufasa & simba lionking sitting on a clif, back to viewer, from the "everything the light touches" bit, except instead of cartoon Africa off to the horizon everything past the cliff is fire & sticks in the dark. one of the sticks lines up with where the horizon would go but there's just fire that way
would lasagna wear pant like THiS(pant vertical layers horizontal, split into columns in the legs, pant transparent so lasagna is visible) or THIS(pant & layers both horizontal, equivalent to both being vertical, pant not transparent but layers would just be parted/rolled into the legs), unlisted 3rd option is to Just ladle in chunks of sauce & torn up noodle to the pant indiscriminately into a sort of jean pasta gumbo
dbz fusion dance, looks like it might have been one of the fingers misaligned versions but i didn't intend that as subtext when downloading the image
a blue baby with red eyes (according to the other image search result, not apparent here) & a bunch of lines on it that look like star trek prosthetics except maybe made of computers. the baby is named loki marvelmovie & it's blue
clip from the boondocks of werner herzog saying "i felt my sphincter clench and my scrotum contract in shock at his response"
Scooby-Doo supernatural crossover, everyone is looking in what looks like a coffin in a reverse shot like they do from the car trunk
a clamel
the image described above
a stuffed mario that is slumped and deflated in a way that makes it look very much like a luigi
image search results for the term "fuck kinda bird is an osprey" the first result is a picture of an osprey flying iver water holding some type of fish labelled "10 fascinating facts about the a..." from treehugger.com, the second is one sitting there captioned Osprey|audobon field guide, so, whatever audobon is
megamind, appearing to look into a fisheye lens with the text "no horses" across his face
Trevor Moore in a suit sitting on a stool in front of a brown curtain looking backdrop lit with the wkuk logo from the 'it's illegal to say' clip
daffy duck in robes with a staff from that music video that's like "behold the wizard, beware his powers, unspeakable powers" about opening automatic doors, heating/exploding a hotdog in the microwave, making everyone on an escalator ascend & forcing cars to stop at pedestrian crossing lights