Crisis Management

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Helping the Titanic rearrange its deckchairs since 2025. Not the solutions the world needs; those the world deserves. We take ugly tweets & memes & themes and try to make 'em purrdy. We also refer to ourselves in the third person plural—for credibility.

A picture of rudimentary, ancient caves in a deserted mountainside. Caption reads: "Business idea: Spend billions making random useless holes in a deserted mountainside. To profit? You call it: TRUMP CAVES." @crisismgmt.bsky.social Crisis Management: Not the solutions we need; solutions we deserve.
« Something I been thinking about for real on my way to work is that the world might be going to shit, like, it’s definitely going to shit, but it ain’t going their way. The world might be going to shit? But it ain’t going their way, okay? So if I can’t have the world of love and joy and peace that we all deserve, then you can’t that shit you want either, okay? You get a new third thing, bitch. A new THIRD thing. It ain’t going your way! »
THE HOUSING CRISIS AND ITS ARCHITECTS In 2025, the average Toronto home costs nearly $1.2 million - while the average household earns just $84,000 a year. In 20 years, the price-to-income ratio has more than doubled, pushing home ownership out of reach for an entire generation. This did not happen by accident. It is the result of policies enacted by Toronto Council that crippled our city’s growth. Political cowardice - Keeping property taxes low for those comfortably housed and shifting the burden onto new buyers through skyrocketing development charges. Surrendering to NIMBYs - A handful of vocal homeowners - armed with time and privilege - dictate policy for millions. Density? Affordable housing? Sixplexes? Not in their backyard. Council obliges. Lack of leadership - Terrified of being held accountable, councillors hide behind endless studies and reports, kicking the can down the road. Meanwhile, prices soar and young families leave. In March 2025, Council voted to raise their own salaries to $170,588, insulating themselves from the affordability crisis of their own making. They also voted to name this park after one of their own, a fiercely anti-development councillor who was the embodiment of Council’s worst impulses. During her long tenure, she delayed construction projects, disparaged pro-housing advocates during public consultations, and blocked every attempt to build a more inclusive city. By memorializing her, the Council has once again sent out a clear message - this is a city for wealthy property owners, and anyone else can pitch a tent. Just not here - they made that illegal as well. Erected by Toronto Future Heritage Society - Saving us from those who are “saving Toronto”
First box: A deer sees a hyena attacking a turtle, next to a sign saying "DO NOT BITE!" with a picture of said turtle. The deer says: "Hey, you're not allowed to do that." Second box: A second deer joined the first. The first says: "They're not allowed to do that, right?" and the second responds "Yeah, pretty sure that's illegal". A second hyena has also joined the first and are both biting the helpless turtle. Third box: The second hyena is tugging the "DO NOT BITE" sign out of the ground, while the first is removing the hapless turtle's shell while looking at a second, much smaller turtle holding up a tiny "STOP" sign while sporting a police cap on its back. In the background, three more deer are poking their heads to see what's up. Deer no.1 says: "That's it, I'm calling the authority!" Deer no.2 yells out, towards the hyenas: "HEY, STOP DOING THAT. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT!" Fourth box: The 2nd hyena is now wearing the turtles shell and beating it with the "DO NOT BITE" sign, while the 1st hyena, now wearing the mini-turtle's police cap, has just punted said mini-police-turtle far into the distance. In the back, there is now a rather large assembly of deer, murmuring their discontent. "Huh", says one. "Welp" says another. "Nothing to do about it, I suppose" says a third. Meanwhile, Deer no.1 is making the call "Yes hello, authority? Tell them they can't do that!" as Deer no.2 stares blankly at the hyenas, saying "How are they still just DOING it? Don't they know they're not allowed?" DO NOT BITE. By KatRaccoon Comics. katraccoon.com Collated into one panel (out of four) and colour-graded to increase legibility by @crisismgmt.bsky.social The moral of the story? Laws without consequences are worthless—so long as this regime keeps brutalizing Americans with impunity, it will only get worse. Commenting disapproval is no longer enough. More has to be done—such as the peaceful but forceful flash-mobs against ICE operations we've started to see. #ElbowsUp
Drake Meme. Top half shows Drake shunning "MASKING TO AVOID LONG-COVID", bottom half shows Drake embracing "MASKING TO KIDNAP BROWN PEOPLE". #LA #NationalGuard #Pride #ICE
A picture of Karoline Leavitt, White House Press Secretary, standing at the White House Briefing Room podium, left hand brushing her hair out of her face. The title reads: TACO BELLE, after Trump's new nickname of T.A.C.O. (Trump Always Chickens Out).