Crisp

@crispb.bsky.social

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Politics. Sports- 49ers SFGiants SJSharks Usually express my opinions with Seinfeld gifs Top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tnstaffcrp7p5gwzeqmrovf4/feed/top-skeets

A junk drawer that is actually well organized because we just moved and discarded 5 times this amount of stuff. There are pens, scissors, charging cables, a lock and tape measure etc. the bottle with the long narrow nozzle came with the new hand soap dispensers in case they clog and I put it in there even though we’ll probably never use it.
A cartoon in 4 panels of Trump with arrows between each clockwise: top right: they called begging for a deal BR: they’re giving us everything we want BL: they’re scum you can’t negotiate with these people TL: we’re going to bomb their power plants. I added the word Sell between TR, BR and BL and the word Buy between BL, TL and TR
Old KOME sticker
View of an outdoor bar with a michelada on the bar and a tv with Justin Bieber during the halftime show.
Spotify page playing the song Epic by Faith No More
An email from the SF Giants promoting $8 tickets as they basically can’t give away tickets.
Chart HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS DO PEOPLE HAVE BY GENERATION average number of lifetime sexual partners baby boomers (1946 - 1964) 7.1 generation x (1965 - 1980) 6.1 millennials (1981 - 1996) 4.3 generation z (1997 - 2012) 3.5 generation alpha (2013 and later) too early to tell not enough data yet Source: Data from General Social Survey (2021) and other national
Screenshot from PurpleAir showing very poor air quality over a large section of the Midwest, Great Lakes into Canada and the east coast.
Handsome brown tabby Duke.
Looking at a sunset reflecting orange on high clouds with golden grass hills in the foreground and a mountain skyline in the middle.
Sunset from Campbell, CA. Clouds reflecting myriad shades of orange with some trees and buildings in the foreground.
Box score showing Giants 0 DBacks 6 and Roupps line is 2.2/5/6/6
A FB post where I write “Hoping the best for tomorrow” then have a bunch of pictures of Joe Thornton and Patrick Marley together on the Sharks.
Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl halftime show surrounded by people in white shirts holding tambourines and flags of all the countries of the Americas. Bunny is holding a football over his head that says “TOGETHER WE ARE AMERICA” and the big screen says “THE ONLY THING STRONGER THAN HATE IS LOVE”
A brown tabby and calico cat sleeping on a bed with filtered sunlight coming through the blinds.
Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl where he named every country in the Americas and said “god bless all the Americas” and the video board says “The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
Cardboard protest sign that says “MY OTHER SIGN IS A PITCHFORK”
A driveway full of junk. We’re calling it a garage sale.
Ad for an “Inner Dimensional Sound Chamber” with a picture of a contraption in a room that looks like a big waste of space that you might sit inside of if you can get in it.
A calico cat lying on her back with a sunny area next to her.
A yelp page for the DMV. It has 3.5 stars
A Bloody Mary in a pint glass topped with foods on sticks including: a pepperoni pizza, an Italian hoagie, pickles, onion rings, and chicken wings
Scot player laying on his back looking for a penalty while the penalty is in his pants
The Stanley Cup being carried to a pedestal on the ice.
Chun Li kicking Blanka in the face.
A tweet by Jon Bois “why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter”
Barbara Boxer on CNN wearing a beige smock over a blue turtleneck sweater. Interesting fashion I’ve not seen before.
Close up of the license plate of the car on the train tracks- it’s a Utah plate.
Be kind to people. Not because mey're nice, but because you are. -Stephen Colbert
View of people sitting around a fire pit taken at Oracle Park during a Giants game.
Headline: Elderly woman crashes car into Martinez grocery store
Final scene of The Late Show is a snow globe with a tiny Ed Sullivan Theater with Colbert soon it.
Gary Busey smiling weirdly, winking poorly and giving a thumbs up
Me holding a sign that says “My other sign is a pitchfork”
Tumbleweed bigger than my car almost hits us. Well we almost hit it.
Funhouse pinball machine. A ventriloquist dummy head named Rudy is in the middle of the machine. One of the objectives was to get the ball in Rudy’s mouth.
Joe Biden doing the fist bump bump bump bump clubbing dance, maybe
Picture from Artemis II of the dark side of the moon with a small crescent earth just above it.
A 90’s Aiwa stereo system
A screenshot of two posts on Bluesky, the top one is Salty McTavish: O wish we had met before we both turned bitter followed by a paulpro post of a picture of a. Trying Erika Kirk and a bearded man leaving the WHCA dinner
Piers Morgan looking perturbed per usual as Russel Brand pretends to know anything about the bible.
Two pizza boxes one with a large pizza two slices missing one with garlic cheese bread and a side of marinara
A Motorola beeper
A tv with an aerial view of Oracle Park with the SF skyline behind it and billowing clouds behind the city and heating sun to the left of the screen.
Ubiquitous bacon-wrapped hot dog cart you find outside concerts, sporting events and bars.
Pic showing a meal on a US Navy ship on the Persian gulf with some carrots, a single pathetic beef patty and something totally unidentifiable but sorta resembles fish skin?
A billboard in Pakistan reading “Islamabad Talks” with American, Pakistan and Iranian flags
My wife and I at the beach with George Costanza behind us.
Goodyear blimp seen from Hermosa beach.
From Seinfeld, a picture of a Kruger’s family at the beach except Mr. Kruger is drawn in because George had the wrong person erased from the photo.
Jules in Pulp Fiction holding open a brief case facing away from him and whatever is in it is flowing gold
Always Sunny scene in a club with Artemis telling Dee and the Waitress “these guys are playing hard to get, gonna take off my bra, blast my nips.”
Brown tabby cat named Duke with greenery in the background.
Score shows Nashville 3, San Jose 0
Picture of the ice and scoreboard pregame at the Shark Tank, San Jose CA 4/4/26.
Tijuana Picnic" most commonly refers to a 1968 promotional vinyl album featuring Tijuana Brass-style music, famously released by Colonel Sanders to promote Kentucky Fried Chicken. It was a "kitsch" marketing item featuring cover art of a picnic with the Colonel, produced by Mark 56 Records. A "Tijuana Picnic" restaurant formerly operated in NYC's Lower East Side.