Crispy Crinkle Cut

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They're calling it the slowest anybody's ever worked on a concept so simple.

Star Fox but he looks like a taxidermied fox found resting face down in an attic that hadn't been opened in 38 years, lit like the crypt keeper.
A screenshot from half life 2, modded to look "realistic" by replacing Alyx Vance with a model wearing smokey eyeshadow and plump collagen injected lips, and replacing Dr Kleiner with some random other guy in a suit.
this is just how it is & how it always has been
A screenshot from Deadspace (2008) showing Isaac staring through the wreckage of the mining spaceship's hull, illuminated by a star, with the O2 meter displayed on his back. A corpse drifts through space in front of him.
A young man attempts to order a large Mountain Dew® from the Taco Bell AI