Crista Anne

@crista.bsky.social

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a queer sex writer & educator (she/her) who is tired of writing bios and biding my time till I can open my dildo shop. may or may not be notable. rep: Jessica Friedman @ SLL 🔞: this account is not suitable for children, especially mine

a black and white tuxedo cat sitting on a sofa armrest, looking adorable, with his eyes only showing black pupils
A smiling crista with long pink hair, wearing a black dress and a light blue shrug, with a black fluffy kitty perched on her shoulders
A tired looking crista, half smiling at the camera, in a blue striped button up, be kind of a bitch necklace, and long messy hot pink hair
Crista lounged in a colorful jumpsuit and grey sweater with long brown/red/pink ombre hair off to one side
Feverish Crista wrapped in a Green Bay Packers blanket, standing in her kitchen, holding a packet of breakfast shake in her teeth with messy brown/red/pink hair everywhere
The Crista taking a mirror selfie in black velvet pants and a pink sweater with a huge mess of pink hair tangled on one side of my head
Crista in a witchy print black and white dress with black canvas hip pouch, snagging a selfie headed out the door
A sassy looking Crista in an oversized grey hoodie outside the grocery store
Hunter, a black lab, whining in front of me amid a mass of dogs toys and fluff from destroyed stuffies
Text reads: Join the conversation with the sexuality educators' starter pack, along with some of the profile pics of educators on the list
Crista in a rainbow beanie holding a box that reads “beautifully obnoxious”
Crista’s very pale feet, one has a chewed dog ball stuck over her heel
A smiling crista person and her black glasses in a grey hoodie trying to stay warm
Crista’s linen closet with white wire racks of folded sheets, pillowcases, blankets and towels
My favorite kitty who isn't my kitty, Clawdis, a black Norwegian fluffy bastard, sitting on a coffee table begging for cheese
Gf Katy & and I with tounges out throwing horns after we made it back on Texas soil on one of our road trips between tx & nc
Weather app screenshot that reads 64 degrees in Elizabeth City, high of 71, low of 46
An orange keychain that reads: Time to eat cheese with no pants on
A happy Crista buried in a black hoodie with brown/red/pink ombre colored hair off to one side
ani, a grey tabby cat, sitting on a lap with her face tilted up to the camera
Crista looking excited with a crock pot of beef stew behind her on a pink countertop
A golden retriever laying across a green fuzzy blanket, grinning with her tongue hanging out one side of her mouth
Spooky, a grey tabby cat, sitting perched on the arm of a burgundy couch
Crista making an odd face while gloriously adorned in a decadent blue velvet mumu with a diamond pattern around the neckline
Luna, a golden retriever, making a huge open-mouthed grin while stretched across a bed with a green bay packers blanket on it
A rare Crista without her glasses pic showing the red to pink color shift in her hair and wearing a grey fitted hoodie
Co-star prompt that reads: your despair is valid. Do: collect yourself, strategies, collaboration. Don't: overreacting, productivity fetish, evaluations
Side profile of a crista with freshly dyed red/pink ombre hair and tongue sticking out at the camera, still in a kum & go hoodie
A very tired crista with long messy brown and pink hair framing one side of her face, wearing a kum & go hoodie
Crista, smiling in a loose sundress and huge messy hair from hours of morning sex
The crista laying in a grey hoodie grinning at y’all, face framed with long hot pink hair
A co-star screenshot that reads “you need something gentle and tender right now” with my pfp in black and white
A tired but okay crista making a puckered lips kiss face at y'all in a pink tank top and hoodie with her pink hair down to one side
A handwritten note to me from ‘03 bat that they never sent that starts: “My dearest love, My one and only, My prittiest princess, my crista -”
A tiny bottle of cremated remains that reads “unfiltered poison” with skull and crossbones held in my hand
Crista with no make up, looking very tired in a well loved black hoodie and messy pink hair with a half smile because Texas thunderstorms are the best
Crista in a purple kn95 and blue plaid top with her long brown/pink hair loose, looking wired on coffee
A tired Crista person with no makeup gives a half smile from her office in a pink and black top with a wired ear bud in one ear
A tired me selfie in a blue long-sleeved shirt and messy pink/brown hair
A screenshot of a text from my sister that reads “no ope not good”
Crista in head to toe green bay Packers gear, foam cheesehead, and oversized cardigan
A pale stuffy dazed stuffy-looking Crista selfie with dirty pink hair, in a purple undershirt and pink sweater
A Me wrapped in a dark blue fuzzy blanket draped over my head
A Christmas Crista in a red top, black cardigan, string of purdy rocks as a necklace and an exhausted expression on my face
An Otter dog, a medium-sized mutt dog, napping on the bed in some sunlight
A blurry Crista selfie cause Im mid-jump yelling “TOUCHDOWN” in a Packers tee and dirty pink hair in a messy bun
Zuri, a white Great Pyrenees pup, in the bottom left corner of the picture of my bedroom, looking at the doorway with great concern in between barking fits.
Crista in a pink sweater, with damp pink hair down and a half smile cause its been a day.
My hand holding a wooden ornament that reads “oh look its the last fuck I have and its hanging by a string”
Screenshot of blankets that look like flour tortillas, waffles or donuts, a rainbow reversible axolotl plush, plusheen calendar, and oversized super soft hoodie
A photo of the add nfl Sunday ticket to your membership screen on my laptop
A screenshot of the nfl coverage map showing which areas of the USA get which nfl game. There is a tiny corner of the country forced to see Washington vs La rams, and if I was ten miles to the east, I’d be able to see the Packers.
A smiling Crista person in a grey hoodie and her long pink hair off to one side, basking in the glow of an evil old white man facing consequences
A very tired me leaning back in a burgundy chair wearing a blue hoodie shirt and black and white cardigan
A screenshot from my Grammarly email shows that last week it checked 89,307 words, making me more productive than 93% of users.
A selfie from bust up wearing a packers tee and oversized cardigan, with my long wavy brown/pink hair down to show the brighter pink ends
A co-star screenshot with my pfp pic and the text “Good afternoon, Crista Anne. It's 64°F and mostly sunny in your area. Today at a glance: Try not to get lost in the futile pursuit of authenticity.”
Crista in a black tank and pastel plaid button down, no makeup, and pink/brown hair down past my shoulders.
Crista in a grey care bear shirt that says “careful, Im grumpy” with her face contorted in a mix of disgust and oh fuck no.
Crista in a black and white knitted cardigan and a NAF “everyone loves someone who had an abortion” tee with her dirty hair in a top bun standing in her purple bathroom