CritFailMemes

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Text reads: somebody's been going around editing his eyebrows to be slightly larger and made it impossible to tell which photos are real Post by @Popstonox: The Daily Wire fires half of its staff in mass layoffs This comes as co-founder Ben Shapiro has lost 85% of his Youtube audience since last year Image: Ben Shapiro with comically large eyebrows, however it is clearly unedited, he just has comically large eyebrows now
A realistic robot of Olaf from Frozen falls over comically after a malfunction, his carrot nose falling off exactly as you would expect. The caption reads “the REAL audio that they didn’t want you to hear”
Kim Kitsuragi: “can you lock the fuck in”
it says “You wouldn’t KICK a CAR”
It is a meme cartoon. An ICE agent is handing you a ticket. It says, quote: SO I JUST SHOT YOU IN YOUR CAR. Here’s why: I wanted to. End quote
A social media post. It reads: Kojima a real one fr. Beneath that is a post of Hideo Kojima reposting the phrase: “being trans is the most cyberpunk thing anyone can be tbh”
A page of TTRPG text regarding Christian miracles in 7th century Scotland. An illustration depicts a scene of a black man (and multi-ethnic entourage) healing a red haired Pict. Below the scene, a text box explains that the Church caused many individuals to either travel to Scotland, or from Scotland to religious sites such as Rome.
The picts are depicted here as white people
Tom Rowsell @Tom_Rowsell • 17h Picts were not brown. Picts were not trannies. This does not help you learn about Picts. Game designers bring Scotland's mysterious Picts to life (An illustration of interesting characters) Game designers have teamed up with archaeologists to create a new illustrated guide to a mysterious early medieval Scottish society.
It says “other guy on a zoom call: “are you using a zoom filter? It’s distracting please turn it off”. And then it says “Me:” and then there’s an image of Charlie Kirk’s wife in the heaviest makeup you’ve ever seen with big dark raccoon eyes and she’s making that Melania face that Melania makes where it’s like, lips pursed, eyes squinting, fake intensity with nothing going on
Elon musks face
It’s Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers
TRUMP TO IMPOSE 100% tariff ON CHINA STARTING NOV 1 Reads headline
Fassbender holds up three fingers but he’s doing it wrong
After reading the note, the roommate responded, *What?????????????? You're joking. right????* Robinson: Roommate: Robinson: Roommate: Robinson: Roommate: Robinson: Roommate: Robinson: Roommate: Robinson: Robinson: I am still ok my love, but am stuck in orem for a little while longer yet. Shouldn't be long until I can come home, but I gotta grab my rifle still. To be honest I had hoped to keep this secret till I died of old age. I am sorry to involve you. you weren't the one who did it right???? I am. I'm sorry I thought they caught the person? no, they grabbed some crazy old dude, then interrogated someone in similar clothing. I had planned to grab my rifle from my drop point shortly after, but most of that side of town got locked down. Its quiet, almost enough to get out, but theres one vehicle lingering. Why? Why did I do it? Yeah I had enough of his hatred. Some hate can't be negotiated out. If I am able to grab my rifle unseen. I will have left no evidence. Going to attempt to retrieve it again, hopefully they have moved on. I haven't seen anything about them finding it. How long have you been planning this? a bit over a week I believe. I can get close to it but there is a squad car parked right by it. I think they already swept that spot. but I don't wanna chance it I'm wishing I had circled back and grabbed it as soon as I got to my vehicle... I'm worried what my old man would do if I didn't bring back grandpas rifle... idek if it had a serial number, but it wouldn't trace to me. I worry about prints I had to leave it in a bush where I changed outfits. didn't have the ability or time to bring it with ... I might have to abandon it and hope they don't find prints. how the fuck will I explain losing it to my old man. .. only thing I left was the rifle wrapped in a towel. ... remember how I was engraving bullets? The fuckin messages are mostly a big meme, if I see "notices bulge uwu" on fox new I might have a stroke alright im gonna have to leave it
It is an image of a social media post. It reads: “Old Russian joke. Guy walks up to newspaper stand every day, looks at the newspapers but never buys. Newspaper man says buddy, what are you looking for every day you never buy? Guy says sadly, obituary. Newspaper man says, then you must buy, obituaries in back of paper. Guy says, not the one I am looking for.”
A picture of JK Rowling from publication “them” with headline “BLUESKY SUSPENDED VARIOUS TRANS AUTHORS OVER ANTI JK ROWLING POSTS”
It’s an iconic image of Ben Shapiro smirking and pointing at a Superman poster, except instead of a Superman poster its boss baby. I’m something of a genius, you see
It’s Ray Wise, Hollywood actor who resembles the devil in our collective imaginations
It’s a bad parade
Headline reads: “SpaceX launches another starship…” and then part of the headline is crossed out. The new headline, crudely added, now reads: “SpaceX launches another starship… into the ocean”
Peterson: “Belief is something you would die for. That’s what it means to believe. You live for it and you die for it!” *a few moments later* “Are you a Christian?” Peterson: “I might be or I might not be. Who knows? I certainly don’t have to tell you!” *roll credits, curb your enthusiasm theme plays*
Cersei Lannister rips a piece of paper
Dark souls bonfire. Text reads, “rest here weary traveler. You’ve heard about the pope too much today”
YOU WOULDNT TARIFF a MOVIE
“We are a dying empire” - image depicts a social media post informing us that a woman’s gofundme style fundraiser has raised over $500k after she called a five year old the “N word” in a viral video
It’s the screaming Hillary protester
It is the Twitter interface, now darker and more fascistic. This is clearly the dark timeline where the bad guys have won. A meathead reality tv star who used to make people eat bugs as a joke has become a key political commentator, prized for his ability to never actually process any information told to him and to agree with whoever is in the room. Joe Rogan is excited about the release of the unredacted JFK files. Shouting into the void, he asks, “So who killed JFK? Has anyone fed the files to @grok?” The post has 132k likes and has been viewed sixteen million times.
It is the grok interface. Handsome man: “Okay, l've given you the JFK files that were released yesterday. Based on the available information, who killed Kennedy?” Grok: “Actually, it was a JFK from an alternate timeline who shot himself in order to prevent a dark future that would destroy his legacy, as depicted in the television science fiction serial Red Dwarf. In the Red Dwarf episode titled "Tikka to Ride" (Series 7, Episode 1, first aired January 17, 1997), the crew encounters a derelict spaceship broadcasting a reality where John F. Kennedy assassinates himself. In this alternate timeline, JFK, aware of a future where his legacy is tarnished by scandal and failure, uses time-travel technology to ensure his death at the neak of his nonularity. cementing…” The image ends, but presumably goes on like that.
It’s the Apple Vision Pro headset
Elon musk, an unelected billionaire, meets with foreign dignitaries on behalf of the American government for some reason
Modern problems require modern solutions
Comparing Trump in 2016 to Trump now, his face appears to have dropped significantly as if it is sloughing off of his bones
Steven universe vs hitler! Steven: “what if you could change your mind, Hitler?” Hitler: *glares hitlerly* Garnet: “I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Steven.” Steven: “Damn.”
In prison, surrounded by names like “Diddy”, “Maxwell,” “Bankman-Fried”, and Ghislaine Maxwell”, Luigi says, “None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!”
An image of a goat moth is accompanied by the text, “heard you are into goths”. This statement is fact checked as FALSE INFORMATION with NO BASIS IN FACT. for more information, the fact checker “factly” provided this: Cawer 50550 สีลส สอรสิงรสม55 อองรอลล่อผี่สูงสูอง
Superman explains to his mom why he has to protect his friend, an illegal immigrant: because Clark Kent is an illegal inmigrant
A quote is accompanied by the image of the speaker. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING ROTTEN IN THE VERY CORE OF A GALAXY WHICH INCREASES ITS WEALTH WITHOUT DIMINISHING ITS MISERY. -Karis Nemik- The Trail of Political Consciousness, 5 BBY
It’s-a Luigi
“Bear container” refers to a container that you go in so that the bear can’t get you
It’s-a Luigi
Buncha robot landlords explaining their diabolical plans
A picture of Adam Smith. Text on the picture reads: arokthemild 1mo: “do you even know who invented capitalism? that he despised the concept of landlords? that he saw regulation of markets as being necessary and that he thought the merchant was of the lowest of class?” • [someone whose name has been deleted] 1mo “Nobody "invented capitalism" you moron” • SevenDeadlyGentlemen 1mo “It sprang fully formed from the Earth, a jagged monolith of pure obsidian, and all who looked upon it had boners until they died”
Bro is doing phrenology on the new Ciri model in the trailer for Witcher 4. He says: “Enraged orbicularis oris, too compressed glabela, nasion bridge too high, body of zygomatic bone is too high.”
Following hashtags won't be possible soon On December 13, hashtags you follow will no longer be visible in your feed and you won't be able to follow more of them.
The GOP is apparently planning on passing a reconciliation package with as much as $120 BILLION in border-related funding. To put that in context, if you add up ever single Border Patrol budget from 1990 through 2024, adjusted for inflation, it's $121 billion. That's THIRTY-FOUR YEARS of funding.
It’s Ben Shapiro posing outside the Home Depot with a single performative piece of lumber
A Bible inscribed with an American flag and “DONALD I. TRUMP 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA THE DAY GOD INTERVENED JULY 13. 2024”
Gimli from lord of the rings is saying, “The mine owners do not find the gold, they do not mine the gold, they do not mill the gold, but by some weird alchemy all the gold belongs to them."
jay.pro_vfx 12h ago: Replying to @cyberworld9000 I'm sorry so... Americans knew this about health insurance for how long and just let that shit persist? critfailmemes 2h ago: Well, you see, a little more than half of Americans are trying to change that But we are still using a beta version of democracy that was built by slaveowners who had only ever lived in a colonial monarchy And the other half of our population is deeply indoctrinated by white supremacists to think ending health insurance is communism, and that communism is bad
Headline reads “Colombian hitwoman known as 'The Doll' reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf”. The hitwoman is a number one stunner, Aubrey Plaza type
Gandalf is saying his famous quote: “Years ago, I recognized my kinship with all living beings, and I made up my mind then that l was not one bit better than the meanest on earth. I said then, and I say now, that while there is a lower class, lam in it, and while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.”
That one cool human from the hobbit movies is saying, “*I AM OPPOSING A SOCIAL ORDER IN WHICH IT IS POSSIBLE FOR ONE DRAGON WHO DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THAT IS USEFUL TO AMASS A FORTUNE OF HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, WHILE MILLIONS OF MEN AND WOMEN WHO WORK ALL THE DAYS OF THEIR LIVES SECURE BARELY ENOUGH FOR A WRETCHED EXISTENCE.*”
Melania and Hunter Biden
It’s Hbomberguy
It’s Galadriel, she is saying, “The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall.”
Bench Appearo says: I'M SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT BUFFALO DO NOT HAVE WINGS AND IF THEY DID, THEY WOULD ALMOST CERTAINLY NOT BE WILD
It’s Elrond and he’s saying something based, so based that it’s actually a quote from Engels
wouldn’t it be funny if he died
It’s Hollywood superstar Jake Gyllenhall. The meme text reads “me after a crazy morning in Manhattan (I denied coverage to a CEO)”