Critter Cottage

@crittercottage.confuzzled.org.uk

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The official home of Brok, Dylan, and Mel! All the ConFuzzled mascots living together under one roof - what could possibly go wrong?! - www.confuzzled.org.uk

Korb, an alternative version of Brok with cybernetic enhancements, holds up their ConFuzzled social signifier badge for the camera. The words on the pronoun sticker have been scratched out because they know what gender is and don’t want to have anything to do with it. Oddly, the badge also shows that they’re fine with hugs if you ask first
A cladogram of the ConFuzzled mascots. Dylan represents as crocodylus acutus as the oldest divergence. After that is Mel, representing mellivora capensis. Then comes Brok, representing meles meles. And Korb, who is NOT canon, diverges from meles meles and is given the species name “meles cybermeles”
The three ConFuzzled mascots posing in front of a red backdrop. Brok, a badger, is posing with his cookie. Dylan, a crocodile, is standing in the middle. Mel, a honey badger, stands on the right holding up her paws
Mel, sat in a chair, holding a giant axe
Brok has a spear. Run
Dylan, a crocodile, wearing Brok’s top hat and striking a dignified pose in front of a red background
Mel, a honey badger, poses in a battle jacket (a denim vest covered in patches). She’s pointing to a patch which reads “respect trans folk or I’ll identify as a fucking problem”
A photo of Brok the Badger posing with his signature cookie, which has a crude red “X” painted over it
A photo of Brok outdoors holding his trademark cookie. He’s gesturing to his shiny new hat! It looks the same as the old hat but it’s new! He’s also wearing an earring but we’re not going to acknowledge that
Mel, a honey badger! She’s wearing a yellow raincoat and putting her paws to her face. She’s wearing a social signifier badge that gives her pronouns as she/her!