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@critterpdf.bsky.social

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30 • 🏳️‍⚧️ he/him butchstyle • disabled wisco-based artist 🧀 • i love ocs !!!!!!!!! https://ko-fi.com/critterpdf

An off-brand Garfield with brown pigtails and a nasty grin wearing a vault suit. she is missing a tooth, and is holding/resting against a bloody auto axe weapon from Fallout 3.
a customized 'team comedy' placard based on the template provided by artfight every year. It is bright blue/purple, orange, and yellow with little stars and speckles all over. The text is as follows: User: critterpdf, i attack: humanoids, creatures, furries, DND, viddy game fan ocs, etc. Revenge and Friendly fire are ticked off, with friendly fire given a squiggly line to indicate it's more of a maybe. mass attacks are left blank, because he doesn't do those. The featured characters have been labeled "epic gay people", and human and anthro are bolded to indicate those are the kinds of characters they have.
several sketches of Max Caulfield from Life is Strange. 1: max holding a camera and looking a little worn out. She's smiling and saying "once i did a shoot in new mexico and did you know a cemetary in santa fe was having issues with prairie dogs exhuming bones?" This is true btw is written underneath the speech bubble. 2: max squinting and looking into the middle distance thoughtfully. the text behind her reads "oh i need to come back at like one am on a clear night after a snowstorm on a full moon for the perfect shot" 3: Max, disgruntled, smiling with closed eyes. She's saying "finally uploaded all the grades for the last project now i can sleep" before being cut off by her wake up alarm. Finally was underlined for emphasis. 4: Amanda Thomas from Life is Strange: Double Exposure working at her bar, looking back at Max and asking her "you still with us, Professor?" she has a playful grin. Max is asleep face first on the bar.
A drawing of alex and steph from life is strange: true colors kissing. Alex is cheekily smiling into the kiss and Steph's face is a little squished from Alex cupping her cheek.
Alex Chen from Life is Strange: True Colors, using a cane and standing with one foot lifted off the ground.
A cartoony drawing of a little orange dog, with off-white ears and a yellow underbelly. He is sitting, looking up with a innocent 'who, me?' look that guilty dogs make. His head has a small slice taken out of it, revealing that he is made out of an orange fruit. The background is patterned to look remeniscent of a Margaritaville-type restaurant, and has the name Mimosa written in cursive in the top left.
the words "art is hard" printed in white ink on a canvas bag.
a meme redraw of a screenshot of a tiktok. The artist's face is at the bottom, under text that says "hey guys when you say something is for the polycule can you include me in that as well? the polycule and morgan jf jts not too much trouble thanks guys"
A drawing of a large, butch person dressed as a lifeguard holding up a woman while standing knee deep in the ocean at sunset. The lifeguard has a smug grin with their face tucked halfway behind the woman's face. The woman is holding them possessively, with one hand behind their neck. She is also sticking her tongue out, as if to tease you. A banner sits on top of the image that says "you wish" in cursive. the dot of the i is stylized as a heart.
photo of an old orange cat curled up on a heating pad, resting her face and paws on a human foot
panda from we bare bears looking extremely distressed. above him is a reply from tumblr user friendlynecromancer made to look like a speech bubble. he is screaming No my twinks in all caps.
a drawing of an anthropomorphic dragon guy doing a saucy little pose. he has bright red-orange hair, large teal horns, and big teal-and-red eyes. His body is a dark teal with a yellow underbelly, legs, and hands with bright red-orange claws.
A photo of the Midwest Fur Fest's Color Communication badge. The bottom half is green, with a white circle and the text "Green". The top half of the badge says "Color Communication Badge, Come Talk to Me! A person wearing a green badge is actively seeking interaction. They may have trouble initiating conversations, but it's okay to come up and start a conversation with them."
a selfie of a guy dressed as a gnome
panel one: a guy with big, round glasses and a headset sitting in front of a drawing tablet. they are saying "we are so gay for a fictional character". panel two: a different guy with big glasses and a headset, holding his hands up like little paws. his is sitting beside the previous person and smiling silly style, saying "we're normal :3", to which the other person responds, in all caps, "we are not normal". Not is underlined. His speech bubble is cut off by the other's speech bubble to imply he is being cut off.
a message from Dyke Nukem: Fag Sucker on discord. It says: I have to hope they don't gain the ability for a while but it'd be very funny if some blind kitten displaced its whole ass mom and left the rest of the babies wiggling around like larvae
a drawing of two confused looking displacer beast kittens on a black background. The background is framed in a bright blue, as well as scattered stars and a sun & moon in bright green and red. The kitten on the left is bright blue with green highlights, while the one on the left is bright red, with blue highlights.
a photo of web, a greying black pug mix with wide, brown wall-eyes. He has a red harness on and is sitting in the back seat of a car. He has a significant underbite, showing off 3 teeth.
a colorful posca painting of an old pug mix grinning all dopey. He is framed with a rainbow and text that says Webby on top and 2013-2025 on the bottom.
a drawing of a guy in a backwards cap and glasses, grimacing and sweating. above him is the text "Oh god, I'm 30... that's 3 whole tens" written in all caps
A photo of lin manuel miranda, laying on his stomach and smiling with his feet kicked up in the air like a teenage girl in a 90s sitcom writing in her diary or perhaps waiting on a phone call from her crush
A impact font style meme on a really crusty jpeg of Po from Kung Fu Panda. Top text: It's like you put awesome sauce Bottom text: on an epic plate of bodaciousness
A drawing of a Wendy's sign (misspelled as Weedy's) with a message on the advertisement board that says Misfortune comes for us all in all caps. A speech bubble is coming from off screen, yelling wait, huh?
a drawing of a very small doodle of a guy in trans colors holding the official art of beau, only its been distorted to try and make him look further away. it didnt work quite right though because the layers had already been merged so beau also ends up with short as fuck legs.
A photo of an old, orange cat and a white guy in a mask and glasses taken from below. The old lady meemaw cat is wide eyed and looks, frankly, very silly.
A drawing of two butch anthro dogs enjoying a day at the park. The german short haired pointer butch is stretching, eyes closed and smiling, enjoying the sunshine. her partner, the bull terrier, is sitting behind them at a picnic table. She's chuckling, one hand on the bench to steady herself and the other on a canned beverage resting on the table.
The cry laughing emoji, deep fried and with wide open eyes gone walleyed. it is saved in my phone as accursed to help capture the vibe btw
A crowd of people in a football stadium, cheering
A shiny wooper sprite sitting in some puddles and reading a large book. he has a mustache and graduation cap and also lots of sparkles.
A silly little robot guy with a big ol' magnet for a head. It's grinning super wide while shaped like a ball (the character is not normally ball shaped).
a colorful drawing of a little calico cat with a tyke car stuck over their head. their tail is also the wheel of a car. the background is a simple sketchy recreation of the little town map carpets
A colorful drawing done in pen of a little guy with a kind of star for a head doing a silly little pose. "WHEN I'M SILLY" is written in a way to try and mimic the style of impact font memes
a little personalized placard for this years artfight based on the pre-existing base.
A framed kid's drawing of a piplup from pokemon, helpfully titled "piplop"
A large whiteboard taking up the back seat and trunk of a small car
a drawing of 2 guys sitting on the ground and facing each other. the first is bright yellow and smiling anxiously, dripping sweat because he's either too warm or screaming inside. the other guy is drawn in dark purple and is sitting scrunched up in a ball with their arms crossed and a tired frown. they have big headphones on, and big angry eyebrows. autism creature sits between them, silently calling them gay. also the background is a screenshot of a cowboy yelling superimposed over some southwest scrubland, from that one music video that went viral like 7 years ago or something.
one long, continuous line in a maze-like pattern drawn on a mini whiteboard
a photo of me looking at the camera with a marker in my hand, posed to look like im drawing the me on the board who is drawing a garfield.
a picture of a bunch of doodles on a whiteboard ranging from gryphons to gnomes to cats.
my username, critterpdf, but i've turned the c into an among us crewmate
A guy, dressed 'gnome casual' in a blue button up worn open over a white shirt that says "love is stored in the green onion". He is also wearing cargo shorts, hiking boots, and a little red cap. He also has a felt beard and nose to make him look cartoonishly gnome-like. He is standing with his chest puffed out on the stump of a tree in a grassy park on a sunny day.
A drawing of a purple sabre cat type fursona, drawn in the garfield style. he is grinning lazily and holding a cake in one hand, while doing s thumbs up with the other. the text on top says happy birthday
A drawing of a little critter creature riding on a toddler's tricycle in a chaotic way, while brandishing a firework on a stick and hollering goofy-style.
The thumbnail of the aforementioned grimacing corgi
An orange that has been squished on some asphalt. It is split at the top, and there is juice on the pavement.
A cartoony drawing of a little orange dog, with off-white ears and a yellow underbelly. He is sitting, looking up with a innocent 'who, me?' look that guilty dogs make. His head has a small slice taken out of it, revealing that he is made out of an orange fruit. The background is patterned to look remeniscent of a Margaritaville-type restaurant, and has the name Mimosa written in cursive in the top left.
A scribbly drawing of a corgi from a fish eye lens. She is doing a dreamworks smile, and the text "no bitches?" is written across the top in all caps
A tweet from twitter user @fat_nerpa of a photo of a seal faced with a crowd of people holding cameras and microphones. The caption is "what the fuck do you want him to say". Original photo has been edited to be a blue seal with glasses and a snapback, looking concerned.
A poorly drawn 3 panel comic Panel 1: guy saying man im stressed out Panel 2: i will say funny words about it. pee pee poo poo piss (and then cum is obscured) Panel 3: thats it thats the comic
a two panel comic. panel 1: a guy in a backwards cap and glasses holding a gas pump nozzle that's spraying everywhere with a vacant expression. the text says: "guy who pulled the nozzle out because it was overfilling & spilling out of his car & did NOT know what else to do. panel 2: the same guy, now facing the camera with a more concerned expression with the word "uh".
a doodle of op looking stressed in the corner. text: real talk tho i'm stressed as fuck. shit has been a lot lately and I'm in disability limbo (both in the diagnosis and management way AND in the government assistance way) on top of my mom finding a tumor and my ocd getting so fucking bad y'all being a person is so exhausting idk how people do this. i hate asking for help but I'm at a loss right now lmao. anyways. thank you signed critterpdf
A doodle of op sweating and leaning against a screenshot of his bank account, all empty or in the negatives. text: gulp, haha so who wants art
scratchy doodles on a piece of lined paper. on one side, a weird tube bird-snake thing is sweating and jittering anxiously while twisted into weird shapes. on the other, a weird little cat man in nothing but underwear and socks is dancing with a distraught look on his face. he is shouting jesus christ!!! to the heavens
The same old man but in game, sitting on a cupboard and looking out of place in his surroundings.
A drawing of an old man with rosy cheeks, an unkempt beard, and a big grin standing with one hand on his hip and the other pointed up at the sky like a gun. He's wearing a comically large hat, and a bright button-up shirt that's open at the collar and missing several buttons on the way down. His shirt is tucked into well worn pants and surprisingly well-kept shoes. Both his suspenders and his belt are made of old ropes that have started to fray. His name, Hubbardston Nonesuch, is written in big letters beside him. text: A whimsical gnome was turned into a human man & is just rolling with it. And he's a cowboy. Age: 3 question marks. Pronouns: yeah, followed by a heart. sexuality: who knows. Favorite stew: cowpoke supper
A screenshot from a text post by tumblr user critterpdf. It says: what if i just started including polaroids of my cat in orders off my store. i could make everyone look at her
A drawing of Garfield and Jon dressed as Varric and Solas from Dragon Age: Inquisition. They are walking down a dirt-and-stone path between old elven ruins and trees. Jon has his hands behind his back, looking down at Garfield nonplussed. Garfield has his eyes closed and is smiling while recounting a story and flipping a sovereign. In the background, the sky is split open with a glowing green rift, and the elven statue looks like Odie.
A vintage garfield plushie where he is dressed like a cheerleader, with an antique megaphone upturned on his head (which says rah rah in all caps).
a gif of 3 young miniature schnauzer puppies, one of which is in a pink sweater, running at warp speed towards 3 bowls of food. when they reach the food, all 3 begin eating frantically out of each bowl. in their haste, they knock all 3 bowls over and scatter the food all over the floor. the puppies then start vacuuming up the spilled kibble like furry roombas.
A photo of a comic and a sticker. the sticker is of a blue guy with a cowboy hat or perhaps cool hair pointing at a cybertruck and laughing. the comic is in red ink printed on yellow paper. panel 1: 4 people standing in a coffee shop. one person is entering through the door and asking "excuse me, does someone here own the tesla truck thats parked out front". panel 2: a second person in sunglasses approaches the first, who has a blank expression. sunglasses guy says "why yes thats my truck" panel 3: the original person with a cowboy hat or perhaps cool hair is pointing at the sunglasses person and laughing loudly panel 4: the sunglasses person is standing in the same place and pose, while the other person is half out the door way. they are smiling widely and flipping off sunglasses guy.