crococo

@crococo.bsky.social

1260 Followers 1999 Following

i wish i could change my Social Security number. 436-67-4245 just isn't *fun* enough, ya know?

What radicalized you? Idk I'm not a piece of shit. My parents told me to treat others as I would like to be treated and shit stuck with me I guess. I have empathy towards other people
urinal makes a violin sting noise
Picture of the "euthanasia rollercoaster"
Helen Lovejoy from the Simpsons
grow your following with AI
"i remember that in swedish the term 'slutmonster' (end monster) was kinda common before "boss" became the....
News article: small nodule found in Joe Biden's prostate during recent exam
From wolf of wall street, you gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers
Edit meme of old man yells at cloud to say old man yells at garbage
Medieval painting of someone picking penises off a tree
Barney from the Simpsons saying "just hook it to my veins!"
Screenshot of slatted bathroom door. Like, gross, right? Want to hear everyone you live with take a shit? Get a slatted door.
CNN: love updates on the death of Pope Francis
News: Tesla speeds up odometers to avoid warranty repairs
disappointed woman
Medieval art showing yep people in bed a some creeper brandishing a club above their bed
medieval art showing someone getting pulled out of a monster's mouth
graffiti tags that say free or copy Luigi, main Luigi, be gay do shrooms
Gummi bears packaging with a green strawberry bear. WTF man. It's either the flavor of the stem or an unripe strawberry.
34 million users on Bluesky, 85% of the 40 million goal
90s band Salt n Pepa
Liberals sleep when Obama bombs Yemen, Trump bombs Yemen, Biden bombs Yemen Trump bombs Yemen again Real shit awake for group chat oopsie
Police arrest man suspected of setting fire to Tesla vehicles at Las Vegas service facility
package of the former catheter, now candy, Twizzlers
Just a picture of a seemingly innocent looking St Louis Arch
From Doom Generation "I'm gonna lop his dick off like a chicken head"
Louisville slugger museum with a giant, five story bat leaning against it
"The Dud" from The Simpsons. Get it? I'm a dud.
Santos L Halper licking an ice cream sandwich off Bart's ass
homer and spider pig. maybe we should kiss, just to break the tension
Signals flags that read keep clear of me, you are running into danger, I require assistance, I require medical assistance, stop carrying out your intentions and watch out for my signals, I am dragging my anchor, I require a tug
Marge Simpson in a big coat with pockets stuffed with things
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