Malte Wendt

@crocodilegambit.bsky.social

473 Followers 60 Following

pretentious video essays on video games, very original https://www.youtube.com/@crocodilegambit He/him

Half-timberes houses and old harbor of Hanseatic city Stade, Germany
Wolfenstein nazi soldiers above BJ head from "Do or Die" difficulty, next to Washington nazi fucks above BJ head representing "Can I Play, Daddy?" difficulty
Spencer Agnew-lookalike behind the steering wheel, criminally with his phone out, with German text that reads: "Speeding ticket? Let us erase your fine!"
Screenshot with a marker that tells the player to "destroy Zugwerfer"
Werner Herzog and a speech bubble superimposed onto kamerondonaldson's comment: "you don't capture anything in a bottle. you manufacture it. the bottle is just isolation from the trends around it. however unlikely it is, it's not fleeting. it's timeless."
"Trouble with the trolley, eh?" from Spyro 2
Deleted user 17 Nov 2023 Question about Arabic What does khalto mean? AI_monga 17 Nov 2023 As a language teacher, I can provide a clear and concise definition of the Arabic phrase "khalto." In Arabic, "khalto" is used to refer to the maternal aunt, specifically, the sister of the mother. It is a kinship term used to show respect and closeness to the maternal aunt. For example, if someone wants to say "my maternal aunt is very kind," in Arabic it would be "khalto binti la tayyiba jiddan" (خالتي بنتي لطيبة جداً). Here, "khalto" is used to refer to the maternal aunt, "binti" means "my daughter" and "la tayyiba" means "kind." This phrase shows the use of "khalto" to speak about the maternal aunt and how it can be combined with other terms to express different ideas. It is important to note that "khalto" is specific for referring to the maternal aunt in Arabic. If one wants to talk about the paternal aunt, the term "ammah" would be used instead. Therefore, it is essential to understand the context and family relationship to correctly use the term "khalto" in Arabic. Barbra7 17 Nov 2023 His aunt
Kylo Ren MORE meme
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A pull cord
A post of mine which only contains "savewot.com", "#wheeloftime", but the header of the savewot website reads "Save The Wheel of Time - #SaveWOT Campaign"
Replay
CNN headline: "Israel jails two soldiers who damaged and photographed a Jesus statue in Lebanon"
photo of John Ternus, future CEO of Apple, looking like the sum total of all photos of rich, middle-aged Californian white men combined into one picture
Emma Vigeland subtitles: "We are back and I'm thrilled to be joined by my friend Crystal Ball,"
"Radical Living"'s youtube video "I'm leaving Germany".
Tagesschau article, translated from German: "Ceasefire in the Middle East - but not in Lebanon? This question is a source of contention. The UN and France are condeming Israel's most recent 'surprise attack' with numerous dead. The terror militia Hezbollah is firing back rockets."
Civilization 5 peace treaty with Darius where he owes you nothing and you owe him the 10 point Iran ceasefire deal.
NVIDIA DLSS 4.5 Now Available. Dynamic Multi Frame Generation & Multi Frame Generation 6X Available Now.
Wikipedia article: "The Third Reich, which the Nazis referred to as the Thousand-Year Reich, ended in May 1945, after 12 years"
Rock "the Dwayne" Johnson as live-action Maui with Weird Al accordion
screenshot from Ghost of Tsushima: Jin in Ronin armor on the right, overlooking a serene garden in the golden light of dusk.
A still from Limmy's "Open Sign" sketch.
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250 years of USA It was about freedom - for the oligarchs
CNN headline "Trump warns Iran 'time is running out' for nuclear deal as US military builds up in Guld"
Jordan Klepper from the Daily Show saying: "What the government is doing right now in Minnesota is blatantly Un-American."
CNN headline: Venezuelan opposition leader Machado says she ‘presented’ Trump with her Nobel Peace Prize
CNN headline: Nobel Institute says Peace Prize cannot be transferred after Machado suggestion
Youtube video titled "I Lost My Job to AI" preceded by an ad for an AI company.
Our black-and-white tomcat has taken up residence in a storage box.
A table. American left, European right. Socialist = social democrat progressive = centrist moderate Democrat = conservative moderate Republican = ultraconservative conservative = fascist
Screenshot from Pink Floyd's "High Hopes" music video. A man on the horizon has an enormous black cloth tied around his neck that is held aloft by strings to simulate wind.
A screencap from an obnoxious German lottery ad
Liberated Sovngarde. Kodlak Whitemane and Ulfric Stormcloak photobomb at the bottom.
'I am not done' - Kamala Harris tells BBC she may run for president again
"The US military already has a policy that checks for extremist, racist and sexist tattoos, and Platner added that the Nazi connection never came up during security screenings."
A devious Dwemer floor trap.
AI generated summary for the latest Smosh Bit City Youtube video
CNN headline: "Hegseth orders hundreds of senior military officers to Virginia for highly unusual meeting"