Joseph, Goblin of the Crotopian Empire

@croebh.josephkeen.com

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Software Developer with a focus on TTRPG tools Demiplane/Roll20 Play-by-post aficionado Opinions are my own

A pencil drawing of a creetur
Four lemon/lime pigs on a mantle, brickwork behind them.
A picture of the Wedding Ring card in Magic: The Gathering
White text on a black background: "There is nothing natural about Baja Blast, even its color is not found in nature" the humble Yellow-tufted Dacnis: Below the black box is a picture of the Yellow-tufted Dacnis, sporting all the colours of a Baja Blast
A picture of Dragapult, a Dragon/Ghost pokemon who shoots Dreepy (its earlier evolution) out of its horns. Pokemon Shield Pokedex Entry: Apparently the Dreepy inside Dragapult’s horns eagerly look forward to being launched out at Mach speeds.
A picture of the top half of Joseph's fridge. Amongst various magnets, kids drawings, stickers, and bay leafs, is a printed screenshot of Meredith Gerber saying "Joseph, you have nothing to apologize for." in Slack, posted on the fridge no context.
A screenshot of a package tracking website, with the text, "Info received - Arriving on Jun 23, 2025 (Mon)"
Mere getting very excited in slack, prompting a 116 reply thread on final fantasy
Clair from Hench and Scrap in Adam Savages lair, wearing a shirt that says "Elgar'nan & Ghilan'nain & Elgar'nan & Ghilan'nain & Elgar'nan & Ghilan'nain &", who are the main antagonists from Dragon Age: The Veilguard
Illustrated Meredith wearing a lot of fancy hats
A two part picture. The first part is of an elderly man, hunched over at knife point, with a +4 Uno card over the attacker. The text "Call the ambulance!" is below it. The second part, has the elderly man standing up straight, holding a gun at the knife wielding attacker. An Uno Reverse card is superimposed over him. The text "But not for me!" is below it.
A picture of a cheescake, next to a bottle of Mountain Dew and some Doritos. The text above the image says "Mountain Dew cheesecake with a spicy Doritos crust."
An illustration of a sparkling shrimp wearing a cowboy hat. Below it is the text in a whimsical font, "bestie, im at my freakin limit"
A poster for the movie Edge of Tomorrow, photoshopped to replace the two people in the photo with Cicadas. The text Live Die Repeat has been replaced with Scream Fuck Die Repeat, and the title of the movie has been edited to say Cicadas of Tomorrow
A picture from Always Sunny in Philidelphia with Charlie Day's character in front of a wall with a lot of pinned messages and clues, with a wild and crazed look on his face. The wall has been photoshopped to instead be blue with notes on it, and the title "Blue Prince" at the top.
Potema the Wolf Queen, lying on a queen sized hooman bed, on top of a fluffy blanket, with another soft blanket draped over top of them
Screenshot of slack emojis, which one js labeled "go away stop working", with a picture of a cat with a large hammer
A photoshopped image of Jack Black on Jimmy Fallons show playing a toy saxophone, replaced with Vessel and II from Sleep Token
A Discord screenshot of Croebh replying to LaTia, who said "why are you like this XD", with a screenshot of Meredith replying to a message from Croebh with the message "why are you like this"
A modified meme that normally goes "How do you do, fellow kids", changed to say "Skbidi hawk tua, fellow gigachads. Mogging hard, or hardly rizzing?", with the text "Me embarassing my children with my tenuous grasp of their slang:" in black text on white above it.
A picture of a featherless bird, wearing a lace dress, a name tag that says "ZARA", and a glaive in their right hand.
Cover photo for the first season of CBC's North of North, featuring the title at the top, behind the Anna Lambe's character in the air having been launched up by the trampoline the rest of the cast is holding.
Brennan Lee Mulligan with his hands up, quoted as saying "I'm gonna kill that dog" from the Dimension 20 season Unsleeping City
A photo of a completed jig saw puzzle on a table. The puzzle has Pokémon on it, specifically Pikachu and Eevee, with various smaller pokemon depicted on muffins.
A screenshot of the user's weather app, stating "Snow will form in 43 min". The text is roughly centered vertically, but closer to the left hand side, likely due to the user's poor cropping.
An illustration of two pathfinder characters, who have a dog-like lineage/ancestry. They are wearing santa hats. The one on the left has a bow, and the one on the right has a sword.
Cover art for Mass Effect: Legendary Edition
A series of OH&S/OSHA violations, in the form of an Oreo gingerbread house.
A basic omellete on a flour tortilla. The eggs are blue, because the authors children put food coloring in.
A list of 100 video game series, with checkboxes to mark down if you've played them or not.
A list of 100 game series, with checkboxes next to them. Joseph has checked off 75% of the games listed, indicating that he has played them.
Night photo of a raccoon looking at the camera, in front of a creme pie. On the raccoons snoot is visible evidence of pie consumption.
Joseph's Spotify Wrapped 2024, Caravan Palace album prominently at the top, with a list of Top Artists on the left (Caravan Palace, Sleep Token, Barns Courtney, Wind Rose, and The Black Key, all listed in descending order), and Top Songs on the right (Miracle, Moonshine, Lone Digger, Mirrors, and Lime, all listed similarly. At the bottom, it says the yve listed to 10,175 minutes of music over the year.
A screencap of the credits for Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The section captured is for QA, and specifically the Keywords subsection. Under the Developer Support header, the name Joseph Keen is circled in red.