The Kid La Croix

@croixb.bsky.social

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Extremely broke Queer musician/moth girl. ** No Solicitations. ** I love my family and my art. Voidflux Femby. Your Local Forecast on the 8s. https://linktr.ee/croixbaker Exiled from Twitch

Horizontal split-screen of two different local news TV scenes. A bar goes across the middle with the word "WHAT"
Channel 2 News at 5, 6, and 10. Nobody does it better.
Slide from a 1990-era promotional video for the conjugated estrogen drug called Premarin (get it? Mare? Urine? anyway...) which is used in Estrogen Replacement Therapy as a treatment for menopausal symptoms. The regimen chart reads that for 15 days, the woman takes Premarin. For the next 10 days, they take Premarin plus a progesterone supplement. For the last 6 days, she takes nothing. This simulates the ovulation cycle.
A VHS tape, maybe a T-15 or T-30 with low quality tape, with a plain white label that says "What every woman should know about estrogen." Me, being a woman, am curious.
A first person shot of McCloud driving a luggage cart through an airport corridor, but you can only see plain light green walls, plain dark ceiling and floor, and a small light at the end of the tunnel.
What should be 'a picture of Brian's face with the text "at least whatever IS wrong with me makes me occasionally funny"' from the quest 64 account, but instead I just get a black image with a spinning loading wheel with the alt text "A picture of Brian's face with the text "at least whatever IS wrong with me makes me occasionally funny"
Horse staring into the ocean. Man...
URGENT - FIRE WEATHER MESSAGE National Weather Service Salt Lake City UT 329 AM MDT Fri Jun 26 2026 ...THIS IS A PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION FOR LOCATIONS INCLUDING MARYSVALE AND JUNCTION IN PIUTE COUNTY, PANGUITCH IN GARFIELD COUNTY, BEAVER AND MILFORD IN BEAVER COUNTY, CEDAR CITY AND ENOCH IN IRON COUNTY AND ENTERPRISE AND PINE VALLEY IN WASHINGTON COUNTY. THIS ALSO INCLUDES THE COTTONWOOD FIRE... UTZ495-270030- /O.CON.KSLC.FW.W.0013.260626T1500Z-260628T0600Z/ Color Country West Desert- 329 AM MDT Fri Jun 26 2026 ...PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION RED FLAG WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 9 AM MDT FRIDAY TO MIDNIGHT MDT FRIDAY NIGHT FOR WIND AND LOW RELATIVE HUMIDITY FOR FIRE WEATHER ZONE 495... ...RED FLAG WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT MDT FRIDAY NIGHT TO 3 AM MDT SUNDAY FOR WIND AND LOW RELATIVE HUMIDITY FOR FIRE WEATHER ZONE 495...
Muting deltarune and tadc for the next month
Picture of 40 disposable refills for 3M's Scotch-Brite toilet scrubber, quite possibly the best toilet bowl cleaner ever made. They're only found online because 3M replaced this in stores with some weird crumbly puck-thing that falls apart too easily and doesn't do the job. This does the job, quickly and nearly effortlessly. Now you don't have an excuse. Buy a wand, buy these scrubbers, use them, impress your family. Not an ad.
Black screen from the Game Over screen in the game Bucky O'Hare. Text: GAME OVER CONTINUE END STAGE SELECT
Dusty mountain ridge, clear sky, lone tree, some ranch buildings
Byline: "In addition to writing about crappy games, Seanbaby fancies international sports that involve blood, splits, and ball-busting groin punches.
An extremely desolate road near the border of Oregon and Nevada, taken this past Sunday. there's a two lane blacktop, a few reflective posts, the biggest bluest sky, and chaparral to the horizons.
Seth Rogen wearing eyeglasses with incredibly thick frames watching The Muppet Show (2026) while Fozzie Bear talks to him.
Aerial photo of Andrews, Oregon, showing the perfect square of green around the red-roofed schoolhouse surrounded by desert and actually-abandoned buildings.
A picture of a dried up lake bed in the morning. Sitting tiny on the playa is a Panasonic VHS-C camcorder.
The "they don't know" party meme with the text: "they don't know I'm here."
A photo of a Warner Home Video clamshell VHS case of the movie 1961 Fanny with a border art reminiscent of the original post.
SPC Day 1 Wind Outlook showing a 45% chance of damaging winds over west North Dakota but only at an intensity of 2 out of 3
Balding middle aged man in a green and yellow plaid button down gripping a cane tightly in one hand and an inhaler in the other.
A slip 'n slide is Water/Grass type
Merida of Brave being very Scottish like the blocked post
A comment on my YouTube video "Ads During The Day After-November 20, 1983 - KATU 2 ABC": @ryanortega1511.6months ago Do you think youcould use a different nterlacing process like QTGMC?
Modern drawing and petroglyph of a funky looking human playing an instrument of some kind. The petroglyph version has extremely large genitals.
DuckDuckGo search page for "roast rotisserie" that shows one established website, one AI slop farm website, and the quoted AI slop website where you can find a recipe for cooking meth.
Sobble immersive
504 Gateway Time-out
Classic styled postcard from a Strong Bad email saying "Greetings from PLACE" Also there's a guy in a monkey mask
Cecil B. Demille, wait, you don't know who he is?? He's one of the founding fathers of American cinema! Whatever. Old white guy with a smug look on his face with the caption "women be shopping." He has a massive bible on his desk opened to the page where it says "Women shall be shopping." Bunch of biblical props around him.
Google Trends for the past 30 days for the search term "Artemis" The graph is flat at the axis before yesterday, I guess? Then in one day it goes to the moon, figuratively.
Scribbled onto the ad copy for Sega Store's official Sanic merchandise: "i guess buy it??"
Post saying "nah marketing is 100% abullshit field, they get all the credit for sales and never get blamed when sales go bad.notice it's never the marketing guys being laid" The BSky app cuts off the last word if it would be its own line. In this instance, we're missing the word "off"
A triptych from ye olde Reddit. Two posts. One saying "Who's still holding lol" and one by Mr Kung Pao with a bloody-eyed wojak going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chuck Norris in a director's chair and with filming equipment around him talking about the program. It's well done and it works.
High school football player greeting girlfriend. The bleacher rails, the roof on a background building, even the spotlight is dark teal
Animation of a artery stent opening up a narrow artery with a balloon
Handwritten recipe for apple pie liqueur from a Minnesotan bartender: Gallon Apple Cider Gallon Apple Juice 8 cinnamon Sticks 1 cup sugar 1 liter of Everclear boil sugar + sticks in Apple juice and cider until boiling. Remove and cool to room temp. Put everclear into mix and cool.
Another one of the "Wrigley's Spearmint is pure chewing satisfaction" ads, this one has a guy getting his brain tested and then eating gum.
Pixelframe's Mario Bros super show generator saying THE ONLY WAY TO WAKE HIM UP IS TO HARM HIM https://pixelframe.design/super-mario-bros-super-show-logo-generator/
Jeff Gerstmann in his best wiki pose. His power is 6666. Still a threat.
Wikigacha pack showing an SR card for First Avenue
Moderation tab showing that "Enable adult content" is enabled and none of the individual categories as "Show."
A spinning circle in BSky stuck at "Uploading link thumbnail..."
Close up of the front of a Sony VCR with a button called "reality regenerator."
Tan fungus (?) and lichen on a tree branch.
Jeff Gerstmann of Giant Bomb asking Phil Spencer in 2015: "What's it gonna take for games to kinda stop shipping in a semi-broken state?"
KCOP 13 Sign-off message that goes into The Star Spangled Banner
I used the Solina VST from Arturia to make this. It goes through each chord in this order: Kotsu, Ichi, Ku, Bou, Otsu, Ge, Juu, Juu (sou-jou), Bi, Gyou, Hi
Ad for Earthlink internet service. Man and woman at a bar, woman gives man her number. Bartender and other guy at bar as him for her number, he sells them for $5 each. "If life were like some internet providers, your personal information would go to anyone willing to pay for it."
Bitcoin fell 14.47% today. So far. Ethereum and Litecoin are following suit.
daendeleon on Threads: Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not nappy" he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"
Took me maybe 30 seconds to find one stopped on the crosswalk.
Google Traffic map at 5 pm on a Friday showing almost entirely no congestion throughout the entire Minneapolis/St. Paul metro.