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🇧🇷🐇 gamedev account that i also use to follow every artist ever: @paprika.live pfp: @google.com captcronch on discord I am an adult I have 4 shiny bluesky posts see my images at ref.paprika.live

Tuxedo cat loafing on a blanket and being pet. Picture taken mid-head movement so she looks really stupid and blurry
Wikipedia diagram of basic vertebrate phisiology, captioned "Idealised vertebrate body plan, showing key characteristics"
ancient egyptian mural depicting two rows of seated figures with animal heads
Crimes: Abuse of power Universal domination Matricide Usurpation (both depending on interpretation) Conspiracy (theorized) Grand theft animarum Mass enslavement Mass torture Mass corruption Fearmongering Incitement to unrest Genocide Type of Villain: Egotistical Supreme Being
Mario says this does not mamma the mia
Tumblr post from user dragongirlbunny "maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth" Reblog from same user "bleeding"
Cinnamon roll covered in an incredible amount of thick fat liquid frosting.
A rabbit on a rug eating sprigs from a plate
TF2 engineer ubercharge steam pfp
Instagram story screenshot of a young man in a fast food establishment holding an RPG launcher, pointing it at the workers. The image is geotagged with "Atlanta, GA" and captioned "DAWG WTF 😭"
Deltarune screenshot with Steam Message notification popup by user 'Netskie' saying "i could go for a serious paw job rn"
Screenshot of a youtube video, showing the mystery man room from Undertale. The captions say "The twisted sword just has an air of Gaster about it."
Youtube video by ADHDVision titled "I Fixed My ADHD Burnout by Giving Up"
ex vivo's (https://captcronch.itch.io/ex-vivo) Godot Wild Jam #94 results. 18th place in fun, 37th overall, from 29 ratings.
Facebook post captioned "He trying his best to make that mf look vicious 😂😂". The picture shows a man posing and holding a sitting dog by the collar
A white-tufted marmoset on a berry tree
my rabbit sona edited to look like a bad creepypasta character
Bluesky license from https://kojira.github.io/bluesky-license/
Tiktok video screenshot by @alfr3d666 showing a man looking into a lifted pickup truck twice his height. The caption says "He's like 5ft 3"
A plate of cooked spaghetti threaded through hot dog slices
Youtube video by Nin10doland titled "The Calm Before the Nintendo Direct Storm"
Fake Eli Lilly and Company Twitter account posting "We are excited to announce insulin is free now." from 2022
A tuxedo cat on an office chair looking up with big eyes at the camera.
Tuxedo cat on a shelf looking towards the viewer charismatically
Leshan Giant Buddha in China
Hungarian Cosmonaut Berlatan Farkas, the first Esperantist in space
Rabbit pregnancy infographic, showing various things a rabbit might "say" to you to inform you of the process
You're stuck on a 10 hour flight Where are you sitting? 1. Hungry guy 2. Pack of wolves who really likes to talk about linux
func line(pos1: Vector3, pos2: Vector3, color = Color.WHITE_SMOKE, persist_ms = 0): var mesh_instance := MeshInstance3D.new() var immediate_mesh := ImmediateMesh.new() var material := ORMMaterial3D.new() mesh_instance.mesh = immediate_mesh mesh_instance.cast_shadow = GeometryInstance3D.SHADOW_CASTING_SETTING_OFF immediate_mesh.surface_begin(Mesh.PRIMITIVE_LINES, material) immediate_mesh.surface_add_vertex(pos1) immediate_mesh.surface_add_vertex(pos2) immediate_mesh.surface_end() material.shading_mode = BaseMaterial3D.SHADING_MODE_UNSHADED material.albedo_color = color get_tree().get_root().add_child(mesh_instance) if persist_ms: await get_tree().create_timer(persist_ms).timeout mesh_instance.queue_free() else: return mesh_instance
São Paulo flag
Beat Saber map in 3rd person
Screenshot of Youtube video by dust0fmete0rs titled "is being called 'twinky boy' by women a sign of behemoth swag?"
One chicken sitting on grass, one chicken sitting on concrete, and one chicken standing on concrete
Two extremely cute puppies sleeping below a deep orange sunset
Bluesky screenshot of my main account showing that I follow 4.4k people
Youtube video thumbnail screenshot of a video titled "Germany and Italy's Plan for Europe Explained"
Airplanes at terminals at GRU international airport in Guarulhos, Brazil
Giant Floating Baby Head from Phineas and Ferb
57 Bluesky spam bots following me all at once
Discord confirm age group ID verification
Lanchonete Bar Lanches Mojova in São Paulo. A brazilian quick-service corner establishment
Two chickens on a table with a corn grinder, one of them is perched on the funnel, sticking their head all the way in.
Dude, next month is June
Date: 15 April 1986 Location: Libya Result: Ground targets destroyed Failed assassination attempt against Gaddafi Failed Libyan Scud missile response Territorial changes: Libya renamed from Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya to Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya.
Me when Midna is giving me mean head but her 30 pound helmet slides off and crushes my balls
Holding rimless glasses with centimeter-thick frames
Starpage screenshot showing a Reddit search result estimating that the One Piece manga has 17727 pages
Youtube screenshot of video titled '15 signs You're a "YOGURT" MALE (SUPER RARE) & is it better than "ALPHA"?'
Hearts of Iron 4 screenshot showing all of South Africa and Madagascar owned by the Dominican Republic
a small object which stores digital files and is inserted into the USB port of a computer
Youtube thumbnail of purple cartoon heads in line to board a plane. Title is "Doing Nother Boards Planes Faster Than Airlines" by CGP Grey
Youtube thumbnail of a cartoon brain being sliced in half. Title is "You Share Your Brain With a Silent Stranger" by CGP Grey
Screenshot from boldvoice.com showing that my accent was rated at 97% Brazilian
BB from Anthology of the Killer
Youtube screenshot of video by CGP Grey titled "Your Job Has Worse Benefits Than a Pirate Ship"
Github screenshot of an issue thread where user "canweriotnow" posted in October 29, 2013, a meme screencap of My Little Pony, where character Discord holds up Twilight Sparkle happily. The caption says "I thought this thread could use some revisions" and "So I added a pony". Under the image, the user typed "(Really, just wanted to comment on epic issue)"
Screenshot of the Animal Crossing: New Horizons town hall, with a hammer and sickle flag