@cronecypher.bsky.social

@cronecypher.bsky.social

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Cranky old bitch, cat person, and only one nose-wart away from achieving my dream of being the village witch. MeFite from way back, accidental Discordian, occasionally erudite, but mostly just ignoring my half-written novel.

A golden brown ovoid loaf of bread sits on a wire cooling rack. There are decorative slashes in the crust that look slightly like heads of wheat.
A fifty two year old woman with short salt and pepper hair looks directly into the camera. Skin, flawless. Eyebrows, mostly on the same page. General demeanour, calm and hopeful. Vibes, quietly confident!
A gloriously brown loaf of bread sits on a cooling rack. There is a swirling S shape carved into the top for decoration.
A black cat is lying in some long grass - completely disguised by the single stalk of grass in front of her. Utterly invisible to the birdies, random passers by, and me. Idiot.
A fat and completely unrepentant blue tongue lizard sits on some garden paving and plots how to score more free food.
A deeply golden loaf of sourdough sits on a cooling rack. A deep scrolled S has been cut into the top before baking and the bread has risen and cooked uniformly and without any tears or lumps.
A large (approx 6 inches wide leg tip to leg tip) female huntsman spider (Heteropoda Vinitoria) sits against a while wall.
A rosemary bush absolutely covered in lilac-coloured flowers with the golden light of the setting sun peeking through trees in the background.
A frying pan holding a golden dosa with characteristic swirl pattern
A gorgeous black cat with sparkling green eyes stares out from her perch in the Y of a tree trunk. Luscious summer greenery as a back drop.
A palm-sized male huntsman spider (likely Heteropoda Venitoria) sitting on a tiled bathroom wall.
A big fat green tree frog sits very smugly at the top of a drain while I (behind the camera) swear at him.
An Australian green tree frog is staring pensively into the distance from its perch on the leaf catching box of a downspout
A seeded bread loaf sits on a wire cooling rack. It is golden with a nice crackling crust on top.
A black cat sits under a fort constructed of lounge cushions and blankets - only the green of the eyes is visible against the shadows.
A large green Australian tree frog lurks in an upright section of white PVC pipework.
A white bowl contains various sorts of red kimchi and seaweed floating on top of dark brown noodles in a cold, clear broth. Two halves of a boiled egg sit on top - the yolk is cooked to a custardy medium done.
A golden brown square sourdough loaf with a slash down the centre sits on a black wire cooking rack.
A medium sized Blue Tongued Lizard is industriously scoffing left over cat food from a blue and white tea saucer on a mat on the kitchen floor.
A four panel cartoon. 1: a cute witch stirring a cauldron. Label says “Cook”. 2: A cute witch flying ima. Brook. Label says “Clean”. 3: three cure witches dancing around a bonfire. Label says “Host girls nights”. 4: A cute witch sitting at a table with a a knife and fork and parts of a skeleton on the table. Label says “Enjoy children”.
A glossy black cat sprawls on a patterned plush blanket - belly showing and all four paws in the air. The underside of her chin is showing and her tail is curled under and is touching her belly. The toe beans on show are also black.
A slice of meat comprising white turkey on the outside and pale pink pork meatloaf in the centre studded with dark red cranberries and slices of dried apricot. The thin skin of the turkey has been cooked to a deep burnished brown.
Close up of a black cat licking one paw - pink tongue delicately cleaning in between some extended and very sharp claws
A large green tree frog the size of a hand sits smugly in a toilet bowl that is stained with frog poop despite being regularly cleaned! Poopy little fucker.
A cartoon mall Santa sits in a throne, deflating rapidly as hundreds of tiny gingerbread men pour out of his body - horrifying the waiting children and Santa’s helper. The text reads “It was technically a Christmas miracle but none of the kids at Westgate Mall that day felt that way about it.”
Wild rainbow lorikeets cluster around a dish of water on an outdoor table.
Two bags of coffee set on on a shelf - two tall candles to the left and right and a small votive candle in front. A shrine.
A spoiled black cat reclining luxuriously on a Nordic- style green and white plush blanket. She is staring lazily at the camera with green eyes and has no fucks to give.
A four panel cartoon: a cute cartoon frog, flips top of head open, removes cute brain, shakes it vigorously. Added text underneath says “Is this thing on?” and then *taptaptaSCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!*
Trunk of a bit old rose bush, showing a variety of of lichens, mosses and spiderwebs with pearls of dew shining on them.
A black cat sitting alertly in the crook of a tree.
A coffee mug in the shape of a small black cauldron that says “witches brew” in white lettering, containing a cappuccino.
Curling green tendrils of a climbing zucchini plant grab a rusting steel support mesh. Dark grey heavily textured stone wall in the near background