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@crossestman.bsky.social

@crossestman.bsky.social

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Quite enjoying this handbasket, unless it's a bandwagon.

The letters RIP appear twice, the second time amended with three curved lines in red and one straight line in blue to read BRB. The R has become a B, the I has become an R, and the P has become another B.
A red bin, with the words Kolonel bin FaCe beside them, with the K, F, and C capitalised. The words are in the KFC font.
A grey and dark blue DYMO omega label maker (9mm) with a black label on it that says LABELS BYY DREW. The extra Y overlaps the first as I was figuring out the "cut" option. The label made for the label maker indicating who makes the label maker make labels is over two lines.
A version of the "all my apes gone" tweet but edited (badly, while on a train) to be from Jams Bureau Dug (a crude and unworthy set of vague homophones masquerading as a joke) and reading thus: I been listed. All my NEIPAS gone. This just sold please help me The bored ape club user image has not been changed because I didn't think of it until now and I can't be bothered to do it now. Just imagine it's the barking dog logo of the ostensible brewery cum lifestyle brand or that it's a tin of overhopped piss in a maga hat.
Mr Bean (Rowan Atkinson, or a pretty good lookalike) sitting on an armchair affixed to the top of his famous green and black Mini. They are travelling at somethign that might be speed, as seen in Episode 9 "Do It Yourself Mr. Bean".
Grima Wormtongue whispers to King Theodan of Rohan that he would "like to add you to his professional network on linkedin".
A worker looks at an assembly line where racing cars of an open-wheel style like Indycar or Formula One are in a procession and appears to be saying "I guess we doing two pit stops now".