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Penguin-head, staff for a house panther, maintain a meme archive at https://crow202.com/2026/ , Farker, SCIENCE!..., whiskey, gyros, beer, and computers. Have snark, will travel.

Glossy black cat Mystic sits on chair, paws outstretched. Yes, she's queen of this place.
Black cat Mystic sits under a large red gift bag. Only her eyes are visible. Caption: "Put your hand in the bag, young Paul Atreides."
Black cat Mystic sitting on a sofa, just a head shot. There's a small notch in her right ear which is very visible.
Ramen, chili, cheese, and eggs in a bowl. This is a "Ramen Slinger" and a good/cheap thing to eat for those on a budget.
Enchiladas on a green plate, with a metal and white plastic fork on the top. The enchiladas are cold.
Black cat Moira sitting in a window, looking at the camera.
A light brown Patagonian cavy, looking directly at the camera and being very disapproving. Caption: I will decide your level of FAIL.
Black cat Mystic sitting on a chair with her tongue partially out.
Some enchiladas, on a plate, with a fork in the foreground. Enchiladas Satudarday 4/4.
Ground beef and chopped onions in a frying pan with a spatula prominently visible. Enchiladas Friday 1/4.
Didi, my father's tabby cat, wants to go out and is looking up at the camera in a skeptical manner.
Frontal view of black cat Mystic sitting down.
A green plate with a diagonal-cut ham and cheese sandwich on wheat bread. In the background are salt and pepper shakers and a jar of kimchi.
Black cat Mystic sits in my lap, with the back of her head pointed at the camera.
San Tan Brewing Boondocks Honey Blonde ale, with a picture of a boar on the cans. This beer is being discontinued, which had the store selling it for $2 per six-pack.
A dark green plate with some chicken and rice in the bottom portion. A metal and plastic fork is to the upper right. This was the first time I cooked chicken and rice in my new apartment.
Grey cat in cat tree says, "Lestat? Never heard of him." while a black cat behind the grey cat has its mouth open and is poised to attack.
A set of 15 penguins, constructed out of black olives, carrots, cream cheese, and toothpicks. Every time I brought these to a work potluck, they were very popular.
Black cat Mystic sitting on a chair, showing high-gloss fur and whiskers. Below her are a full lifebar and the title "Mystic, Dark Fuzzbucket"
"grep md /proc/mdstat" reveals 3 partitions on sda and sdb that are the building blocks of 3 software RAID-1 devices.
Cropped screenshot of a router's web interface. IP address: 4 bytes in separate edit fields each 3 hars wide. MAC address: 6 hex bytes separated by :s in 1 edit field. Device name: 1 edit field that reads "mallory".
Cup Noodles (rich and savory beef broth) 16g protein. This is a ramen noodle thing designed for people who don't have time. There is a lot of pea fiber/taste in this. but this is fine. This ramen is actually less good than the Tapatio ramen (more expensive as of 2026/02/24.)
Green-eyed black cat wearing a pink sweater and crouched under an ottoman in Christmas 2010. She was NOT happy about the sweater.
Screenshot showing a bunch of Yi syllables, a form of writing from East Asia that showed up in a comment on an Archive Of Our Own writer's post.
Screenshot of LibreOffice, showing some lorem ipsum text and a widget being dragged down from the top bar to about halfway down the window. This is to show a feature in Word 4.0 from the 1990s.
Large black cat Mystic sitting on my lap, though the picture is from a while ago.
Screenshot of a desktop running Linux. Firefox in foreground, active tab Discord with a conversation about building a new kind of website (monetizing news aggregation, basically.) Background applications visible are KCalc (calculator), KCharselect (character selector for non-native characters), dolphin (file manager), and konsole (terminal emulator, showing a wc command and a jstest /dev/input/js0 command).
Large, glossy green-eyed black cat Mystic parks her fuzzy butt directly on my laptop keyboard. A very narrow Ikea shelf with many CDs in it is in the background.
The Dust Puppy from User Friendly, a small round black fuzzball with big eyes and feet, in an ASCII-art rendition.
Tapatio chicken ramen, yellow cardboard container with a guy in a sombrero prominently in the front.
Fantastic Four vol 1 issue 252. The issue is entirely in landscape format, cover shows Ben, Reed, Sue, and Johnny (flamed on) in a destroyed urban environment.
Fry from Futurama says, "I am shocked. Shocked! Well, not that shocked."
US Dept. of Energy tweet: Wind and solar energy infrastructure is essentially worthless when it is dark outside, and the wind is not blowing.
Far Side cartoon with a woman reading a veterinary textbook. Chapter heading is 9, Equine Medicine, all diagnoses have the treatment as "shoot". (NOTE: this is sort of true; if a horse damages any of the bones in its legs, euthanasia is the best outcome 99% of the time.)
12 oz jar of Mezzetta golden Greek pepperoncini, yellow peppers in vinegar with salt, described as "tender and crispy."
Inspirational-style poster (by Inspirobot) showing a man standing in a field while the sun rises behind him. The sky holds the words "Remain Hypernormalized and go back to sleep."
A picture showing black octagonal bowl, small plate, large plate, mug, saucer, and salad bowl.
A chibified Cthulhu that looks kind of like Hello Kitty, captioned "Hello Cthulhu".
Picture where a black wolf looks at a white wolf with a full moon behind them. Caption: Inside you there are two wolves. You should probably see a doctor, the recommended amount of wolves inside you is zero.
Black dog sitting in kitchen with white tile, viewed from above so that it looks like a circle with a nose and eyes. Caption: Scientists have discovered a black hole that has a gravitational field that is so strong that no treats or dropped food can escape.
Parking Lot Is Full 161: A kid wearing VR goggles walks down a city street, where a censored prostitute says something censored and 2 censored men fight and swear. Caption: Not satisfied with protecting children from bad media influences, parents install chips in their kids' heads which block out violence and sex in real life. Cut off from much of human experience, an entire generation grows up to be moral infants. You cannot imagine what kind of creatures *their* children will be.
A black wolf facing a white wolf in front of a full moon. Caption: "Inside you there are two wolves. You should probably see a doctor, the recommended amount of wolves inside you is zero."
A pencil on a canvas surface. Almost all the paint has been scraped from the pencil, and stylized designs have been drawn on the pencil in black ballpoint. The image has been Gimped into 3 pencil sections stacked on top of one another to make it more conveniently viewable and brightness/contrast adjusted.
A chicken in a KFC parking lot, captioned "That awkward moment when you spawn in the enemy's base."
Quantum Witch, an altered credit sequence you get by solving a puzzle before you get the clue needed to solve it. Has "Self Indulgent Credit Sequence" by NikkiJay and "Awesome Hilarious Writing Team That Wrote The Good Bits" as Paul Rose, Stephanie Sterling, and NikkiJay (allegedly).
Head shot of Mystic the green-eyed black cat sitting in an office chair, whiskers and ears both prominent.
Bloom County strip for June 25, 1983. Yaz Pistachio says she's not a cheerleader type, nor a jockette, nor a "head", and she's sure no Valley Girl. Simply put, she just doesn't fit anywhere. Opus says, "Did she say she didn't fit?" then Portnoy says, "She said she didn't fit." Opus nuzzles her and says, "Oh yes, right here, OO! she fits nicely... Oo! Lovely." Milo says, "Oh this is sooo schmaltzy" while facepalming.
4 fuzzy grey penguin chicks, one with wings spread out, stand near several adult penguins.
Cobby black cat Mystic sniffs a bag which recently held a cabbage. She has always been interested in cabbage for some reason.
Black dog in kitchen with white tile, viewed from above so that it looks like a circle with eyes and a nose. Caption: Scientists have discovered a black hole that had a gravitational field that is so strong that no treats or dropped food can escape.
Pensive green-eyed black cat Mystic sits in a chair and judges you.
Black cat with green eyes Mystic, just her head, looking sleepy and glossy and showing a lot of fluffy hair in her ears.
Laugh-Out-Loud Cats strip 362. Kitteh has dropped his cigar, which is lying outside the panel border and smoldering. He looks at it in despair or regret. Pip says, "How teh heck did u do that?" Trees, bushes, and a fence are in the background.
Pizza at Saltfire Brewing with chipotle aioli, fried onions, turkey, pepper jack, tomato sauce, and mozzarella.
Close-up of a black and white guinea pig eating a small flower.
Seal of the President of the United States, Trump version: The eagle has 2 heads (like Russia's), stars on shield have been replaced by hammer and sickles, left foot is holding golf clubs instead of arrows, right foot is holding money instead of olive branch, Latin says "45 is a puppet" instead of "From many, one".
Cyrillic, translates to "Zelenskyy promised to end the Musk-Trump war in 24 hours."
A video of black cat Mystic sitting on my lap being petted and scritched.
Derpy brown horse with its mouth open. Caption: And behold, a brown horse; and he who sat on it had the name Disinfo; and Derp was following with him. Power was given unto him to turn 40% of the Internet into morans.