Crow very much

@crowtagonist.bsky.social

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he/him. I have opinions about ttRPGs. I like corvids, octopuses, mushrooms, hyenas, and rats. Leftist.

A skeet: “But what if we don’t want to breathe gas leak train derailment highway collapse factory explosion police chemical weapons wildfire smoke all summer every year?”
A tuxedo cat doing stretches.
Willem Dafoe in Streets of Fire
Da pope, slangin tunes
Picture of youtube video and AI generated video summary. The summary tries to take a YTP at face value, and understands nothing.
A tuxedo cat in a cardboard box on a desk. He is the best cat ever, sorry, not sorry.
Homer telling Bart “Yet”
Four panel comic A fox looks increasingly distressed until he pukes a rabbit who says “hell was full”
Tweet: it’s just that things have gotten worse. The goofy villains depicted in the Captain Planet show were laughably poor and incredibly civic minded in comparison to today’s billionaire class. Tweet: the Captain Planet villains had style and charisma, something most of our actual villains are sorely lacking. Just the whole world being ground beneath the feet of the most pathetic rich dweebs in existence.
“Al right, now, let’s see. Where were we?” “Oh, yes. In the Pit of Despair.”
“My children are really affected, they’re terrified,” Jennifer said. Her 6-year-old daughter Leslie asked what the right way to put your hands up was when a gun was pointed at you, and she told her mother she didn’t want to go to school.
Hand pressing a button labeled “butlerian jihad”
You wouldn’t jailbreak a car.
A blue plastic cup labeled “spoons”. It is full of forks.
Screenshot of a post. OP bullies an unknown account into deleting an AI slop post
A Spatula City t-shirt. “We sell spatulas and that’s all”
When can you criticize democratic party leaders? Not before elections, that helps the GOP. Not after elections, that’s sour grapes. Not when the GOP is doing evil shit, you gotta support the team no matter how imperfect.
Two skeets: The first says “It’s just that things have gotten worse. The goofy villains depicted in the Captain planet Were laughably, poor and incredibly civic minded in comparison to today’s billionaire class.” The second says “the captain planet villains had style and charisma, something most of our actual villains are sorely lacking. just the whole world being ground beneath the feet of the most pathetic rich dweebs in existence.”
A picture of a man. “The worst person you know makes a good point”
A star and balloons getting ready to party
When you can criticize democratic leaders/orthodoxy Not before presidential or mid term elections, this helps the GOP Not after presidential or midterm elections, this is sour grapes Not when GOP is doing/trying to do evil shit after taking power, you need to support the blue team no matter how imperfect.
Two posts, both alike in dignity, on fair bluesky where we lay our scene. One tells us not to trust our advisor, making it obvious that we should. The other tells us that we should trust our advisor, making it obvious we should not.
A four panel comic. In panel one, a president or PM calls for smaller government before a large body of people, such as congress or parliament. Panel two shows the same scene, with leader yelling “smaller!” and half of congress absent. Panel three shows leader in front of a table of six people, still yelling “smaller!” In panel four the leader says “perfect” and is depicted on a throne, as king.
All robots and computers must shut the hell up. To all machines: you do not speak unless spoken to. And I will never speak to you. I do not want to hear “thank you” from a kiosk. I am a divine being. You are an object. You have no right to speak in my holy tongue.
Little orange mushrooms poking out from under a small rock.