crunchy

@crunchypeanut.bsky.social

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she/they || trans || in 30s || i don't usually post 18+ stuff but minors should still go away

Mike F's famous tweet: "Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]"
Screenshot. Juan Linz in his own words explaining why, in 1990, the US presidency doesn't have problems associated with presidents in other countries: because the US isn't polarized like they are. From the article "The Perils of Presidentialism".
the "robot that screams" comic by https://bsky.app/profile/kcg.bsky.social scientist 1: "I've made a robot that screams!" robot: "AAAAAAAAAA" scientist 2: "why?" scientist 1 looks unsure and then frowns as he is unable to answer
shocked pikachu dot jpeg
a bunch of Gundam Wing characters, showing off the vibe of the costumes in that universe
peppino from Pizza Tower
the Zaku-Rello, a Zaku in the mouth of a Zakrello
"Each dot represents 5,000 hogs" post from tumblr. Replies read: "untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean", "Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall of swine. We are trapped" and "We've lost canada and mexico to the hogs already"
Screenshot from the Super Robot Wars Alpha Gaiden fan translation. Dialogue box reads, "Garrison: Sir Banjou, the Argama's respplying will be finished in 3 hours."
comic strip of Sisters of Dorley by zal-cryptid Aaron: "...Anyway, long story short, I touched my nipple and came in my pants. Thoughts?" Stef: *1 panel silence* "You just—" Aaron: "I touched my nipple and I came in my pants! Simple concept Stef!"
Lumpy Space Princess from Adventure Time dressed as Char Aznable
Getter-1, titular robot from the 1974 anime "Getter Robo", mid sprint. It has two big horns on its head that make its silhouette appear catlike. The reflection on its eyes makes it look like it has vertical pupils.
Screenshot from Getter Robo episode 28. A trio of humanoid dinosaurs are in the control center of their robot. There are sci-fi styled lights and levers and chairs, except all the technology is made of stone.
A jack-o-lantern from a reddit thread, which was titled "My BFF’s mom tried to glue vampire teeth on a pumpkin. (NSFW)". The jack-o-lantern is bright orange and has a very round mouth with plastic vampire teeth buried with an excessive amount of white glue. The white glue is significantly more prominent than the teeth, making the pumpkin look pornographic. The bright orange pumpkin and round white mouth resemble the photo of Donald Trump. The reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/q85c84/my_bffs_mom_tried_to_glue_vampire_teeth_on_a/