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red and gold ember dice
A Sable furred Pembroke Welsh Corgi laying his head on an ostensibly Caucasian, pale foot. The dog is an elder pup and has patches of fur growing back from where he was shaved in February.
A tired-looking racoon with matted fur has a cigarette in his mouth and is cradling a 16oz (or thereabouts) coffee to-go cup. Text overhead reads "You're gonna multiclass rogue/druid? What does that look like?"
A mostly grey-white d20 sits on a wooden disc, framed by a candy bracelet that says "square." The die has black wisps of color dancing through is with peeks of gold leaf.
Several dice sit in a pile of Ghost inspired kandi- colored plastic beaded bracelets - atop an artist's palette with wells for paint. In the mix of bracelets sits one atop the rest with PAPA 3 spelled out in beads and upside down crosses.
a blue-green dice set with copper foil and iridescent glitter sits in a glass coffin box.
A black and white photo taken by someone bent over the handrail on a staircase into the foyer below. A crowd of people stare up at the camera, dressed in matching black garb, their sightless eyes and bright smiles making the whole photo unsettling.
Black and white dice with sparkles and gold flake.
A selfie of a silver raven skulled individual with a pale skin underneath. Wearing a wide brimmed witch's hat, though the brim itself is only visible.
A pile of fresh, red pomegranates sitting on what looks to be a stone path. Tucked underneath the three pomegranates is a torn off paper with the word "FREE" in all caps. Text on the top of the image says "Nice Try, Hades."
An ethereal picture taken at a low enough angle that the viewer is face to face with a frog, sitting on a round little mushroom like it's a pedestal. Trees in the background strongly implicate a forest. Overlayed around the frog on the mushroom is white text as if it's speaking. FROG: Psst. Hey kid. Wanna meet the fae?
A full circle made of a 7-piece dice set colored light pink and smoky black. The pink of the dice set is very similar to pale porcelain skintones.
A set of bright blue-green dice with sharp edges sitting on a black background.
artistic rendition of a skeleton wreathed in ivy dual wielding knives across its chest. Below it in handwritten text reads "Let's Stab This Day In The Face."
Photo of a worn Gothic cottage partially faded into a misty forest. Over the top of the cottage in white Gothic font: mentally I'm here.
A set of bluish-green dice with smoky black shapes, twisting and coiling in its confines. This photo is a side view, giving another look into the back row of dice in particular while the front remains in soft-focus.
In vehicle shot of a non binary clack fan, held open.
two separate individuals clasping each others' hand in a meaty bro-shake meme: one man is Eldritch Horror. The other is Cyberpunk dystopia. their clasped hands read "there are eyes everywhere."
Shane Madej from Buzzfeed Unsolved, speaking to cohost Ryan Bergara. "You call it a Near Death Experience. I call it a vibe check from God."
Green and white Tombstone shaped d4 with the colors reminiscent of an iceberg.
An image of someone in what looks like a black windbreaker, lighting a brown-bottle molotov cocktail in his left hand with a lighter in his right. Superimposed on the image in bright flowery script is "Be the light you wish to see in the world."
Post with a Mage-hat Plague Doctor in the background: Starting January 1rst, CRYPTIC CRITS will be temporarily closed until sometime in February. I need time to recharge, and I'll be undergoing surgery. Updates will be on your usual delivery method, and I'll keep everyone appraised of when the shop will reopen in earnest. Cheers!
a multi-limbed evil looking santa style creature (red fur trimmed coat, white beard) crawling out of a fireplace with the words "he's making a list" repeated but getting more distorted each time.
Image of a bunch of workers unloading a guillotine for some form of exhibition in France. Text above reads as follows: Me: Hey, France, whatcha doin'? France: Maintenance de routine. Pas grave. Me: But, it... kinda looks like... France: Maintenance de routine!!!
Two consecutive tumblr posts by a user named "Lobotomycas." *pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night. Second post: WAIT. I MEANT. THE DRINK LIKE I.M
Hand holding up identical sketches of Phoenix down quills, inked and painted slightly differently. The left has a more solid outline, while the right fades like flame at the top.
An In-Game Photo Close-up of a blue lyrium dagger, cracked marble handle with gold trimmings. A bright blue (supposedly also) lyrium gem inset at the pommel, with a large gold ring attached further. The dagger is both simply designed yet complex in its etchings. To describe anything more about the screenshot would include spoilers for Dragon Age: The Veilguard.
A large set of grey resin printed dice ready to be sanded and polished next to a piece of sandpaper and a microfiber cloth. Dice pictured: teardrop d4, 2d6, d8, 2d10 d12, d20, Spindown d20, and a big d20 with an intended window at the 20.
A drafting software screen shot of a 20 sided blank with a scale pattern on the most visible face
A photo of a front loading washer and dryer. The dryer is on fire next to a shelf, with the notification from the dark souls game series over the scene saying BONFIRE LIT.
An ad for a dicemaker's holiday sale: From now Until 12/03/2024 their new limited set Red Snow will be on sale for 20% off and the rest of their shop is 10% off for the same length of time. Two photos of the Red Snow set, icy blue with a red 1 face and skulls submerged in the middle of the die. The ad ends with "Shop small and make an Indie Creator's Day!" And their logo, a plague doctor in a witch hat.
Black gloved hand holding up a tombstone-shaped 4-sided die with a wad of paper towels used to previously clean the die.
Series of tumblr comments as follows. Shitty cryptids says "A new yorker vampire..." Funny I Hope responds "EY IM STALKIN' HERE". Weaver-z adds with asterisks implying an action: Hypnosis activates "FUHGEDDABOUTIT!"
Hand holding up a white and neon green six sided die, with the six being replaced by the makers logo.
Blue galaxy dice with iridescent white drifting through. Brass numbering.
A tumblr post by user r2-dj: "my joints are a retractable ballpoint pen and god is going clickclickclickclick"