Cryptomancer

@cryptomancer.bsky.social

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Writer, coder, tailor, gamer. I've had my handle longer than the digital-currency grift-bros have had their environment-destroying pyramid scheme. He/Him. https://cryptomancer.com https://twitch.tv/Cryptomancer PFP by @bewitchedink.bsky.social

Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14, Wondrous Tales game. 8 stickers placed on the 4x4 grid, one line is marked, there is exactly ONE SPOT where a sticker could go to form two more lines.
Game engine render of a full back tattoo added to an existing texture, including making some parts of the tattoo glow.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14. Three characters on a tropical island beach. Front and center is a woman in purple and pink: front-tied shirt, the most minimal jean shorts, sun visor and sunglasses. She is looking up at the elezen Emmanellaine, with an adoring and mischevious grin as she wrings her hands. Emmanellaine, with a yellow open front shirt, bead necklace, and baggy brown shorts, looks back at her nervously. Behind them, Sicard in a blue island shirt, peach shorts, seafoam green sun visor and shades- crosses his arms and looks away, mildly disgusted at the other two.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14. Four women on the beach of a tropical island. Three are Au Ra with black scales and horns, one is the small Lalafell, Tataru. Sadu is dark-skinned, white-haired, jean shorts and front-tie white shirt. Cirina is light-skinned, pink-haired, wearing a patterned red jacket and bikini. Tataru in a while sailor top, shorts, and red straw hat. My OC has reddish skin, white hair, gold bikini bottom and gold jacket. She has no matching bikini top.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14's "Wondrous Tales" game. The 9th sticker has been placed, and it forms a perfect triangle of 3 lines- a gold reward!
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14's "Wondrous Tales" sticker game. 8 of 9 stickers placed, one line marked, and yet another possibility of getting 3 lines.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14. A pair of characters wearing wolf headdresses stand on a cliff overlooking a grassy field. A purple ring of magic forms an arena, with a few live combatants and a lot of fallen ones battling a ghostly bird. The pair watching from above are eating fried chicken from a bucket.
Comic drawing of a museum exhibit. There are four glass case enclosed items on pedestals, and a curator is presenting the fourth to a pair of visitors, saying, "our newest exhibit." Within the cases are: reams of continuous printer paper, a set of cards with numbers on them, a model of a node graph, and a digital counter with a large number on display. Above the items is the title, "Museum of Meaningless Metrics." They are labeled: lines of code, story points, pull requests, and tokens spent.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14: A woman in chef's attire pets a cat while wearing an oven mitt. Except the cat is a Palico from Monster Hunter Wilds: it walks upright, wears baggy overalls and a fur-lined hat, carries a backpack overloaded with adventuring supplies.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14. Though there are two individuals in sci-fi outfits, the focus is on the fact that one is holding a piece of toast with jam, and the other a to-go coffee cup with lid.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14's "Wondrous Tales" minigame. 8 of 9 stickers have been placed on the 4x4 grid, forming one line, and opportunity to form a 2nd one. No 3rd line possible, it's just a bad arrangement. Also every likelyhood of no more lines.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14. Trio of adventurers stand in a shaded nook at the top of a high structure. Below them spreads out the city of Tulliyolal, at the edge of the shallow reefs of the blue-green sea.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14. Three adventurers are atop a high tower pre-dawn, looking at the brightening sky over the sea's shallow reefs and a vast waterfall.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14. Woman with straight black hair wears a golden bunny suit in the Gold Saucer posing in front of the cactaur statue.
Screenshot of Final Fantasy 14's "Wondrous Tales" mini-game. 4x4 grid, 9 stickers get placed randomly, possibly forming 1, 2, or 3 lines. Here, 2 lines are formed, with one sticker out of place that could have formed the 3rd.
Screenshot of Final Fantasy 14's "Wondrous Tales" mini-game. 4x4 grid, 9 stickers get placed randomly, possibly forming 1, 2, or 3 lines. Here, 2 lines are formed, with one sticker out of place that could have formed the 3rd.
Screenshot of a bunny-boy with tiger-striped hair/ears.
low-rez emoji mash-up of "hyperbole-and-a-half"'s "All the things" art with the white-with-black striped hair and ears of my Viera OC
screenshot of Final Fantasy 14's "Wondrous Tales". A 4x4 grid where 9 stickers are placed randomly, and have made 3 lines, forming the legendary 'bingo'!
Screenshot from tumblr; there is a picture of a frog. The text caption on the post says: "Some frogs have heart-shaped pupils. This is vital and important information." The photo shows it is true.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14; woman with straight black hair but purple undercut, violet eyes, pale skin and freckles; she wears a chef's hat and outfit and is writing with quill onto a pad of paper while wearing oven mitts.
screenshot of Final Fantasy 14's "Wondrous Tales". A 4x4 grid where stickers are placed randomly, and 8 of 9 have been placed. One diagonal and one horizontal line are formed, and there's a chance the next stickers could form the 3rd line.
screenshot of Final Fantasy 14's "Wondrous Tales". A 4x4 grid where stickers are placed randomly, and 7 of 9 have been placed. One diagonal line is formed, and there's a chance the next two stickers could form a 2nd and 3rd line.
Another pic of the Wondrous Tales sticker grid. The 9th sticker is placed... and it does not form 3 lines.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14, the weekly Wondrous Tales grid. 8/9 stickers have been placed, 2 lines already, and a small chance of getting the coveted 3 lines.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14. Minerva, with a new black haircut and purple Sharlayan coat, sits on a bronze elephant in Radz-at-Han. Behind her is the shimmering orb of the vista point. She's looking up into the burning sky as meteors rain down.
A twitter ban message about "abuse and harassment" for the phrase "a slap in the face," which is a figure of speech about disrespect. Also FUCK NIGEL FARAGE!
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14. Woman in a chef's outfit seated on a heart-shaped chair, with a cute little Paissa in a chef's hat at her feet, in a bakery displaying several heart-themed cakes. She's raising her oven mitts, cheering having made so many delicious things!
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14. A midlander woman with purple hair wearing a chef's hat, oven mitts, uniform jacket and apron/skirt- each white, trimmed with light purple.
Customized Adventurer Plate (ID card) from Final Fantasy 14. Picture of a white-haired bunny boy winking at the camera; on a background of pink and purple with hearts, reads: Haze Oyama, level 100 Dark Knight; "Call me up whenever you wanna grind." (A reference to lyrics by Prince).
Illustration of a night elf by PetitePasserine; pale purple skin under silver hair, long elven ears, face tattoos that run from her forehead down over each eye into talons that frame her mouth. She's wearing a dress shirt and tie, waistcoat with wide lapels, and librarian glasses.
Screenshot of a white-haired woman with reddish skin, dark blue dragon scales and horns, in front of a brightly lit window.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14. Woman in a lavender-purple winter coat and hat, pink gloves and boots, thigh-high knit socks suggesting her skirt is shorter than her jacket. She's standing by two snowmen, drinking a hot beverage out of a mug.
Final Fantasy 14 screenshot: white haired Au'ra with dark horns, reddish skin, bright green eyes looks off-camera sternly. Question text is on the image, under a burning torch: Are you prepared to leap into the abyss?
gpose screenshot from Final Fantasy 14. Viewer looking down at a male viera, white-haired with black stripes, wearing a black and white maid's dress.
screenshot from Final Fantasy 14. A bunny-boy dances silly wearing new armor in white with pink rose accents and a giant pink sword with a big heart on it.
Elon Musk: *slams dick in car door* Musk Fans: Masterful gambit, sir
artwork from Pokemon Conquest of Nobunaga and Zekrom
Picture of some grocery store donuts, one with candy corn on the orange frosting, and a novelty towel that reads "happy halloween witches"
A man reclines on a bed; light skin, red pajama pants, a shirt so short his abs and pecs are exposed, white hair and rabbit ears marked with tiger stripes.
FF14 screenshot of a woman with purple hair in a Witch's costume: thigh boots, short frilled skirt, low-cut dress, pointy hat, and glowing jack-o-lantern accessories.
A woman in an officer's uniform from Warhammer 40K with a mug of coffee saying, "I've seen enough heresy to know where this is going."
a flag in the style of high-viz safety attire: bright orange, neon yellow, and retro-reflective silver stripes.
In the foreground, slightly blurry, is a birthday cake with lit candles. Just behind it, standing in a kitchen, is a young woman expressing surprise and wonder at the cake.
Victory screen for the game Factorio, with my avatar in the pic: a striped white rabbit fursona. Besides a view of the space platform in the background, the relevant detail is the time played: 449 hours, 33 minutes, 33 seconds.
screenshot from The Guild, Season 5 Episode 12. A view of an audience at a convention, everyone costumed. Focus in center is of me cosplaying Alucard from CastleVania.
Achievement banner from the game Factorio. Titled, "Today's fish is trout a la creme," the description says: "Eat a legendary fish."
Dwarf Fortress
a set of stripes similar to pride flags, but in the colors of black, safety orange, high-viz yellow-green, and retro-reflective silver.
icon for the game Dwarf Fortress, pixel art of a dwarf.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14. An Elezen woman stands with her red chocobo, petting its head.
Screenshot from Elite Dangerous. On the left third of the image is starry blackness, with a planet eclipsing a blue-white O-class star; the planet is entirely shadowed but a bright white ring and blue halo surrounds it. The right two-thirds are a pink and red nebula with other stars shining through, the shadow of a spacecraft on that cloudy field.
Screenshot from Elite Dangerous. The background of starry blackness is cut by the dusty orange of the Milky Way. A space ship is in the foreground, heading away from the viewer, towards a nearby star; a ringed planet and its moon are backlit by the star, dark orbs with an arc or ring of light haloing them.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14. The sky is dark clouds and an orange glow from above; meteors rain down on the world. In the distance, the Crystal Tower, still gleaming, pierces the sky; a meteor looks to aim for it. In the foreground, the back of a scholar-magician: purple robes, wide brimmed pointy hat, and book open in one hand. She looks to the Crystal Tower, backlit by the ominous glow from the sky.
Picture of an orange cat at a bar with a cocktail glass of water.
Screenshot from Factorio. Top-down view of the start of a factory on planet Vulcanis. An absolute mess of coal-fired smelters, a pumpjack, chemical plants, assemblers, and solar panels.
screenshot from Final Fantasy 14. Front and center is a male Viera, white short hair and long rabbit ears, wearing samurai armor. He is reading his Heavensturm fortune, which reads: Great Fortune! Thou shalt experience extraordinary fortune. Keep these words of guidance in thy heart. Adventure: Travel to lands held dear in thy heart. Relationships: to the companions thou shalt be indebted. Forget not to express thine appreciation. Prosperity: Cast aside thy greed, and thou shalt reap the spoils of numbers great. Conflict: Beyond repetition lieth truth. Neglect not thy training. Favor: be inquisitive like unto the Wanderer and thou shalt find much joy in thy journeys.
Screenshot from the game Factorio. Depicts a "factory", an unholy mess of conveyor belts, robotic arms, and machinery. Explaining everything pictured would be a nightmare to everyone involved. This is primarily of interest to other Factorio players.
Screenshot from Elite Dangerous. Golden flat diamond shaped spaceship above and left of center. Clearly above Earth- the Pacific ocean is the ship's backdrop, the west coast of North America visible. A dark cloud in space on the right side of image, over North America, with a bright orange light at its center- the former Thargoid Titan Cocijo after a spectacular explosion.
Screenshot from Elite Dangerous. Top left is a spaceship, heading towards the center of the composition, in a pea-soup colored gas cloud with asteroids and red lightning flashes.. Just off center to the bottom right is its target: Thargoid Titan "Cocijo", a mothership 13km across with a spiral/radial design with 8 arms or flower petals. It has red glowing lines over its surface, and occasionally emits explosive bursts. It is in a state of meltdown, soon to go critical.