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Slacker. Veteran. Cat Butler. (He/him) 🫘 Tacos are my favorite food group. Boring AF but with a potty mouth so follow at your own risk.

DVD cover for the movie "Steel Dawn" against a vast, clear blue sky. The poster features a close-up, low-angle shot of a serious-looking Patrick Swayze, styled as a desert warrior with a thin headband, a beard, and dark hair. He wears a textured, studded leather vest with a light-colored hood resting on his shoulders. At the top, the title "STEEL DAWN" is written in a bold, metallic white font. To the right of his face, the tagline reads: "He is the desert warrior, carving the future with his sword." Patrick Swayze's name is prominently displayed across the bottom in a white sans-serif font
Movie poster for the documentary "[•REC] Terror Sin Pausa." The setting is a dark, decaying hallway with debris on the floor and a tall wooden door in the center. Faint beams of light stream from the top left. In the foreground, a professional video camera rests on the floor. Large, glowing white text across the middle reads "[•REC]" with a prominent solid red recording dot, subtitled "TERROR SIN PAUSA." Additional Spanish text marks it as a documentary on Spanish horror cinema directed by Diego López-Fernández, featuring studio logos and a Sitges Film Festival 2022 laurel at the top
A bag of Cinnabon sitting on a front porch in direct sun. There is a green door presumably going into the house. It has been sitting there for 3 days now.my wife and I have a bet about if it is still "good". Neither of us are willing to try it to settle the bet.
A movie poster for TerrorVision The poster uses a dark, sci-fi aesthetic contrasted with bold, stylized text. The central focus is a bizarre, monstrous satellite dish towering over a quiet suburban neighborhood at night. Bright blue lightning strikes behind the dish, cutting through a dark, cloudy sky tinged with deep purple. The Top Text: At the very top, printed in a clean, white, italicized font "People of Earth Your planet is about to be destroyed . . . We're terribly sorry for the inconvenience." The Movie Title: Positioned in the lower third of the poster is the film's title, TERRORVISION, written in a stylized, blocky, light-purple font.
Potato the cat. She has medium length white fur (from this angle). This is a close up of her face. She is sleeping on her back, her face is is kind of tucked under her right front leg. Her mouth is slightly open and the tip of her tongue is sticking out. Her nose is very pink.
A tan and white cat sleeping on a blue sofa. There is a blue throw pillow with a white elephant on it, on the sofa.
Mr Nick from The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Nick is played by Tom Waits. He is wearing a white shirt with a black Paisley vest. He has a top hat with some feather adornment. He is smoking a cigarillo with his right hand to his mouth. Pencil thin moustache. Piercing eyes stare straight ahead.
A metal lunch box trimmed in red and white stripes top right and bottom left and blue with white stars bottom right and top left. A banner reads "back in '76" A colonial officer is sitting on a stool and a kid is shining his boot.
My cat potato. She is white with tan patches. She is in her cat bed, on her back with her front paws in a praying mantis pose. Her eyes indicate that she will fuck you up if you touch the belly.
A one way sign with a small hand written sign below it that says "Jesus"
A white cat with a tan tail and tan patches on her head. She is sleeping on a white blanket on a blue chair. Her name is potato and she is a monster.
A three panel comic. The comic features a mouse sitting up on a green floor. In the first panel there is a speech bubble above mouse that says "I am right about some things" In the second panel there is a speech bubble above mouse that says "not a lot of them" In the third panel there is a speech bubble above mouse that says "so, it's pretty special when it happens"
Book cover for Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler On the left is an out of focus, profile of a woman's face. She is looking to the right where there is a white crescent with the name of the book Bottom left is a white box with the authors name. To the right there is a non descript image. There is a moon in the middle, off set to the right and down.
A bag of Otterbein's Chocolate Chip Cookies. The bag is red squares in a grid separated by white lines. There is a see through space so you can see thin cookies.
A remixed war propaganda poster. There is an American Flag at the to. Tentacles are springing from a hole in the flag and wrapping around the Asian Pacific countries. At the bottom it says: America Hungers! Don't Get In Our Way! A message from the ministry of Homeland security.
A remixed War propaganda image. There is a boy with a yellow and red stripe shirt, long pants tennis shoes, red baseball hat. He is riding a bicycle down what looks like a dirt road. Behind him there is a field and a very low flying fighter plane and some planes off in the distance up in the sky. Below the image the text reads: Boy! I feel safer already! And it's all thanks to... The ministry of Homeland security.
A book cover. There is an image of a fighter pilot stepping out of a cockpit of a plane. Behind him are more planes flying. Red banner at the top: You Back The Attack! Blue banner at the bottom: We'll Bomb Who We Want! *Remixed war propaganda by Micha Ian Wright* With a forward by Kurt Vonnegut. An introduction by Howard Zinn and commentary by The Center for Constitutional Rights
Potato the cat. She is white with tan ears. She has medium fluffy fur. She is sitting on a table and looking away from the camera. On the right is a pink water bottle. Potato has black ook in her eye. We have been treating an eye infection. It is gone we think, but she wants nothing to do with her butlers touching her face.
A close up of a cat's toebeans. Her paw is white with long Tufts of fur. The fur obscures the pink toe beans. This makes for a very graceless cat.
Potato the cat. She is white and tan colored with medium to long fur. She is laying in my lap holding a stuffed dog toy that looks like a rabbit. Her left front paw is turned up and you can see her pink and fuzzy toe beans.
A meme with an image from a Oliver Twist. A young Oliver is holding an empty bowl out. The caption reads, "Please Sir, may I have some less"
A black toque with a guillotine embroidered on it. Sitting on top of the toque is a smiling guillotine sticker with a glitter outline. 1% off for the good of everyone!
The back side of the Butthole Surfers album Piouhgd. On the left side are four portraits with distorted faces. Right side top are the four people in a group shot with distorted bodies. Below that is a track listing for Piouhgd: Side 1 Revolution part 1 Revolution part 2 Lonesome Bulldog Lonesome Bulldog II The Hurdy Gurdy Man Golden Showers Lonesome Bulldog III Side 2 Blind man No, I Ironman Something p.s.y. Lonesome Bulldog IV
A weathered paper sign taped to a box attached to a street light. There is a human finger holding a torn bit of the sign in place, so it can be read. There is a QR code in the upper left. Top center "The church of the worm" A giant blue dot takes most of the space. In the blue dot, "remove your limbs! today!" Below the blue dot, "and ascend with us. Relinquish your corporeal form and acquire true enlightenment"
A fluffy white and tan cat looking up intently.
Three different spider men. Rash one is pointing at the other two.
A flier taped to a poll. Lost worm alert Monetary and spiritual reward (Picture of a multi leg and spikey worm) My worm has been missing since the dawn of the anthropocene. Please help me locate him. Responds to (damaged letters)athoth'shhh. Note that he is toxic and radioactive. Please limit physical contact if possible. Where am I? What is going on? Who are you? My name is Q. Lump Esq. (Picture of mid age male with short dark hair) Help me locate my worm Report all sightings (QR Code)
A white and tan cat, curled up and sleeping in a blue chair, covered in a white blanket. Her eyes are shut and her back right leg is sticking up and out. You can see her tufted paws.
A flooded intersection. There is a flowering bush in the left foreground. Mid ground right, there is an orange electric scooter parked in the water by a fire hydrant and a tree. In the background are 3 cars parked in the flooded street. There is a firefighter standing close to the closest parked car. His back is turned to the car and he is looking away from the car and down the street. The car is on fire.
A text exchange "Looks painful." "I am so out of shape"
John Prine sitting on a hay bale. He is wearing blue jeans and a blue shirt. The sleeves are rolled up to his elbows. A guitar is propped against the hay on the left.
A person in a golf dinosaur inflatable suit beside a person holding a sign that says " Crypto bribes for him , snam and Medicaid cuts for you"
A black and white photo of Woody Guthrie. He has a bowler hat on cocked back. Someone kept hair coming out from under it. Very serious look on his face. Long sleeve buttoned down straight shirt. He's playing a black guitar that's got a sticker on it that says this machine kills fascists.
Del the Funky Homosapien on stage. He is wearing jeans and a long shirt and is holding is mic to his mouth with his right hand. Off to the left is Dan The Automator playing one of his drum machines.
But a movie poster for the film. May. The starring character is prominently featured. She has long dark hair makeup that makes her eyes look sunken in and vivid red lipstick. There is a Halo of scissors surrounding her head.
A split image from a scene in the TV show Fargo. The top image has a Caucasian male presenting person in a green turtle neck, with brown hair standing in front of a Nazi eagle flag. There is a quote "uh ... It's America brother. We don't do kings". The bottom image is Bokeen Woodbien's character Mike Milligan responding. He is in a brown suit with a string tie. There is a quote " oh. We do. We do. We just call them something else."
Two animated plushies made out of string. They are connected by knotted string. The blue one is on the right. The blue one has two horns and is rappelling down a hill using the connected string. The left one is red and has three horns. The left one is holding the string for the right one.
A tortoise shell cat. She is sitting up looking very distrustful at me.
Movie poster for "The Ice Pirates" It is a montage of images. Prominent and center are 3 people standing with a giant moon in the back ground. The guy in the center has a flashing gun, the guy on the left is holding a sword, the lady on the right is just there. In a circle to the right are two aliens. Below them is an alien being chased by two people being chased by a dystopian desert tractor.
Tom Morello holding his iconic blue "Arm the Homeless" guitar. He is wearing a gray baseball hat, a gray short sleeve work shirt his right arm is in the air his left hand on the fret board.
The Philly Phanatic. A green furry monster with a baseball jersey on. Looks like HP Lovecraft shat out a hype man for a sports team.
Michelle Yeoh. She has long brown hair, worn down, and is smiling. She is wearing a white shirt, and a dangling earring is visible from the left ear.
A tortie cat sitting on a white rug.
George Bush standing behind a lectern on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier. Giving a thumbs up behind him is a banner that says mission accomplished
Orioles closing pitcher, Félix Bautista, standing on the mound, getting ready to pitch.
J6 rioter and insurrectionist wearing a Camp Auschwitz hoody.
Jars of bread and butter pickles sitting on a kitchen towel against a brown backsplash. They a cooling after having come out of a hot water bath.
A picture of Frank Zappa's face. He has a very serious look. His hair is black. He has a black mustache. He has a black soul patch. There's a quote beneath his face that says" tax the fuck out of the churches"
A charcoal colored shirt, graphic t-shirt lettering that says be the change and a picture of an explosion on a street. Most likely some sort of car bomb.
George Bush standing in front of a podium on the flight deck of the USS Lincoln. There is a banner on the control tower behind him that says "mission accomplished"... The mission was not accomplished.
The flag of the Star Wars Rebel Alliance White background with 2 horizontal black stripes. In the middle is an emblem that AI describes as: It's an abstract, upward-swooping shape, sometimes described as a rising phoenix I think it is a sideways crescent moon with the top half of a fleur-de-lis growing out of it.
Promo photo of the movie Steel Dawn A busy shot of Patrick Swayze. He has string wrapped around his head, a beard and some sort of studded leather vest, pale suede not bad ass black leather. On the right there is text: "He is the desert warrior, carving a future with his sword".
Movie poster for The Evil Dead A woman is is being pulled into the earth by a hand holding her throat. Her right arm is extended up, her left hand is clawing the ground in futility. the sky is a evening cobalt blue. There is fine print that says "...The most ferociously original horror film of the year..."
The book cover for Ancillary Justice by Ann Leckie. The cover is with a white Arch in the middle and a bunch of gold arches within the white arch. Sitting on top of the white arch is a black black cone. The book title is written across the top and the author's name across the bottom.
A 6 spotted fishing spider on a yellow, orange lilly pad.
A white and tan cat with an unamused face, sitting on a wood floor.
Promo poster for the movie Jacobs Ladder. Tim Robbins Elizabeth Pena and Danny Aiello A man's face is in the center of a spiral staircase. He is wearing glasses, eyes closed, screaming. There are images of ghosts on the steps.
Two figures (spy) shaking hands, with sinister smiles. Both have pointy faces and feet. The spy on the left has white legs, white coat and a white Panama hat with black band. The spy is holding a bundle of dynamite behind their back. The spy on the right has black legs, coat and Panama hat with a white band. They are holding a bomb behind their back.
Cover of a Spider-Man comic by Todd McFarlane. Spider-Man is wearing a red spider suit with black legs, red boots and big white eyes. He is crouched down in and entangled in a spider web.
A man with short spiked brown hair. He is wearing black sun glasses and his right hand is touching the right side of the frame. He has a sinister smile. He is wearing a blue button down shirt. Mall of the visible buttons are undone and you can see his chest. He is drenched in blood from the nose down.