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Superhero and robot enjoyer, proud himejoshi She/her

A photograph of ROM #1 from Entertainment and Image Comics
Gerald and Ivo Robotnik from Sonic 3 Gerald is saying "Oh, Nintendo Switch Sports Resort... you're no Wii Sports Resort"
State of Play
Golden Freddy from FNAF
Thragg holding Invincible, saying "He has me."
Image of a kid in a Sonic the Hedgehog outfit Text around the kid reads "No matter how fast I run... I cannot run away from the pain..."
Hank Hill telling Dale Gribble he'll kick his ass if it gets one degree hotter
Anis from MagiRevo looking shocked
(Tumblr post by captainsnoop) donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and 1. get julius caesar addicted to hentai 2. seduce cleopatra "oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?" you might ask because you're a moron. it's simple: i'm 6'2" and i'm fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6'2" is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. so cleopatra will be like "a giant? AND he's got stretch marks?" and she'll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archeologists for centuries to come. (Reblog by theirisianprincess) My favorite part of this is that OP didn't feel the need to explain how he'd get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.
Claire Francois from I'm In Love With The Villainess dressed in a Santa dress carrying a present while holding Rae Taylor, who is dressed as a reindeer, on a leash in front of a sleigh bearing presents with text in the top left corner reading "Merry Christmas TV Animation 2023 Start"
Screenshot of a tweet reading "geoff keighley always up on stage like 'This is the biggest game I've ever had the privilege to reveal. This is going to blow your mind and I'm terrified life will never be the same after it.' and then the game looks like this" followed by an image of brightly colored children from a baby show
Gordon Freeman from Half-Life being injected with an orange liquid from a large syringe labed "HOPE"
Two comic panels. The first panel depicts Afolf Hitler surrendering. The text reads: Wonder Woman: "...For justice." Hitler: "Ich gebe auf..." Wonder Woman: "My German isn't very strong..." The second panel depicts Wonder Woman looking disapprovingly at Captain America as he points a gun at Hitler. The text reads: Wonder Woman: "...but it sounds like he's surrendering." Captain America: "Millions dead. Friends, people I love." Captain America (via text box): "It still hurts my heart that was our first time meeting, you seeing me at my lowest."
Image of Charlie Kirk with "CLAIMS TO BE PRO-LIFE" written at the top
Screenshot from Hollow Knight: Silksong depicting Hornet being asked to pay thirty rosaries to unlock a bench
Picture of Alan Ritchson's face
The race track from the nightmare cyan race in horse race tests
A messed up looking orange horse covered in flowers rearing up next to a trophy labeled "HRT"
A racetrack for horse race tests overplayed with text reading "GRAND FINALS"
An image of a glitchy-looking white unicorn named Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy
A glitchy-looking image of an orange horse named Fearsome Fate
Image of a yellow horse named Lightning Strikes Thrice and a white walrus-like creature with orange tusks
Image of Samus from Metroid Prime 4: Beyond in her newly-unveiled red and black suit
Two comic panels The first has brown and green robot (Anode) kissing a red robot (Lug) The second has them both saying "I love you so much it's not even funny."
Miwa is resting on Saeko's shoulder. Someone off panel asks, "So, are you dating?" Saeko replies "Uh... Yeah, we're dating. Sure."
Top image depicts Castiel from Supernatural saying "I love you" Bottom image depicts Dean Winchester from Supernatural edited to say "TEAM FORTRESS 2 COMIC #7 THIS IS NOT A DRILL"
A diorama depicting several people engaged in gladiatorial combat against a carnotaurus before a large crowd
A large yellow robot attempting to sit on a normal-sized couch
HDWR Volume 1 cover art depicting Miwa (a woman with short black hair) being held and kissed by Saeko (a woman with long blonde hair)
Three panels of Wonder Woman asking a much smaller soldier for his superior from Absolute Wonder Woman #1
An image of a saddened Optimus Prime from Skybound's Transformers comic